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15 hours ago, LittleMe Jewell said:

I know only some will get this...............

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One of my favorites goes along this line.

A TCP packet walk into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.  The bartender says: you want a drink?  The TCP packet says: Yes, I want a drink.


A UDP packet walks into a bar and ask the bartender for a drink. The bartender says: you want a drink?



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Ok, picture the scene..

Next door installs a hot tub.

Its summer.

Over the next few weeks we get party time. Disco lights, pounding music, maybe even middle aged swinging.

One summer evening, the show is on the road. We're out back ....gardening.

Then it came......

Loud and clear........

From the crowded hot tub.....

"I hope that's your fanny I'm feeling"

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52 minutes ago, Gregorian Chant said:

Oh man, hard choices....

Dude! It's a trap! Don't you see the wire going down into the storm drain?! :o

Touch that balloon and you'll go boom! The roll is just a layover to catch meddlers.


:| Oh wait... if you move the balloon then the grate will float, triggering... oh nevermind. Just grab the roll and run!



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My daughter posted this on FB today:

At the store buying cookies...
Me: Our diet has kinda gone to sh**
Boyfriend: Well the world has kinda gone to sh**


I no longer feel guilty about the ice cream and candy.

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