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Real mayonnaise is just egg and oil, you can make it yourself. That's not "highly processed".

Maybe OP was thinking of "Avogadro's Number"..!

I haven't taken it since 2004 or so, luckily.

Exactly the side effect I got, usually towards the end of the day (5pm maybe).

You know what they say about small paws..

It's all your fault!

We don't call them "American" here. And this is what you will get here at a "Pancake house" (like IHOP). The menu items for "pancakes" looks like this. But, some also sell crepes (like IHOP).

They are also called flapjacks.

Crepes are thin here..

They are in India: dal.

Did you have to hitchhike home in a bikini? That's hot!

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Mad Magazine did a nice sendup of Charly when I was too young for the book or the movie. Think I read / saw both in later years.