Garnet Psaltery Posted September 5, 2021 Share Posted September 5, 2021 A sock. Everyone loses a sock sometime so it's a very minor inconvenience. I'd feel guilty though, and leave them something nice or give it back the next day. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fritigern Gothly Posted September 5, 2021 Share Posted September 5, 2021 (edited) 1 hour ago, Coffee Pancake said: Leaving the toilet paper. Stealing the wet wipes. I will steal the cardboard center of all the rolls of toilet paper in the house. Edited September 5, 2021 by Fritigern Gothly 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quistess Alpha Posted September 5, 2021 Share Posted September 5, 2021 1 hour ago, Rowan Amore said: Apparently, the younger generations won't mind you taking the top sheet. Huh, I'm a "younger generation" and don't use a top sheet; had no idea those were correlated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rowan Amore Posted September 5, 2021 Share Posted September 5, 2021 4 minutes ago, Quistess Alpha said: Huh, I'm a "younger generation" and don't use a top sheet; had no idea those were correlated. Just Google Using a Top sheet. I didn't realize it was a thing either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fritigern Gothly Posted September 5, 2021 Share Posted September 5, 2021 (edited) You know those thingies on the bottom of chair legs? Those are called sliders and prevent the chair from making a racket (and/or scratching the floor) when pulled out from under the table. Yeah, I would steal those! ... But I would leave one on each chair so that all chairs wobble! Edited September 5, 2021 by Fritigern Gothly 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayeleeon Posted September 5, 2021 Share Posted September 5, 2021 I am not taking a thing, just going to disconnect the wires to the thermostat and put it back together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Mistwalker Posted September 5, 2021 Share Posted September 5, 2021 7 minutes ago, Fritigern Gothly said: You know those thingies on the bottom of chair legs? Those are called sliders and prevent the chair from making a racket (and/or scratching the floor) when pulled out from under the table. Yeah, I would steal those! ... But I would leave one on each chair so that all chairs wobble! sO IT WS YOU! sORRY sOMEONE STOLE MY " " KEY. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Mistwalker Posted September 5, 2021 Share Posted September 5, 2021 2 minutes ago, Ayeleeon said: I am not taking a thing, just going to disconnect the wires to the thermostat and put it back together. That's not a minor inconvenience. That's coldhearted. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rat Luv Posted September 5, 2021 Share Posted September 5, 2021 (edited) I'd take one of those giant ice cube trays, because I actually need one 🧊 But I'd probably feel guilty and leave some money in the freezer... Edited September 5, 2021 by Rat Luv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimmi Zehetbauer Posted September 5, 2021 Share Posted September 5, 2021 Take the loos from the local police precinct. Then it will be in the news --- "Toilets stolen from local police station, the cops have nothing to go on - film at 11!" 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaithLynnSayes Posted September 5, 2021 Author Share Posted September 5, 2021 2 hours ago, Silent Mistwalker said: Um... 2019 called... Yeah... and..? your point? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolig Loon Posted September 5, 2021 Share Posted September 5, 2021 28 minutes ago, Ayeleeon said: I am not taking a thing, just going to disconnect the wires to the thermostat and put it back together. Oooo! More insidious and much easier ... I'd take the little AAA battery from the thermostat. Several years ago, the battery in mine died on a cold January night. It took me a while at 2:00 a.m. to realize why I was cold, then discover that I did not have a spare battery in the house, and then find that the only place nearby that is open to sell batteries at that hour is the convenience store out by the highway.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucia Nightfire Posted September 5, 2021 Share Posted September 5, 2021 1 hour ago, Rolig Loon said: Oooo! More insidious and much easier ... I'd take the little AAA battery from the thermostat. Several years ago, the battery in mine died on a cold January night. It took me a while at 2:00 a.m. to realize why I was cold, then discover that I did not have a spare battery in the house, and then find that the only place nearby that is open to sell batteries at that hour is the convenience store out by the highway.... Those or 9 volt batteries in smoke detectors. Weird battery choices. At least they aren't C batteries. Anything still use those? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LittleMe Jewell Posted September 5, 2021 Share Posted September 5, 2021 1 hour ago, Quistess Alpha said: 3 hours ago, Rowan Amore said: Apparently, the younger generations won't mind you taking the top sheet. Huh, I'm a "younger generation" and don't use a top sheet; had no idea those were correlated. 1 hour ago, Rowan Amore said: Just Google Using a Top sheet. I didn't realize it was a thing either. I am very much not the younger generation, but I have thought about giving up the top sheet. These days that top sheet makes me hot while I sleep and I'm constantly kicking it down to the bottom of the bed. My bedspread and/or quilt are actually much cooler without the sheet layer there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doris Johnsky Posted September 5, 2021 Share Posted September 5, 2021 2 hours ago, Silent Mistwalker said: I always hit the caps lock key instead ANYWAY. Or the "s" key. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fritigern Gothly Posted September 5, 2021 Share Posted September 5, 2021 I steal all the seasonings from your kitchen cupboards! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orwar Posted September 5, 2021 Share Posted September 5, 2021 Perhaps the colander. When the pasta is ready to be poured out and they open the cupboard and find it gone, they'll have to improvise - improvising is time, and suddenly the pasta is no longer al dente! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sorciaa Posted September 5, 2021 Share Posted September 5, 2021 id not steal anything.. instead id stick their great, great, great grandmothers heirloom cast iron pan in the dishwasher.. then turn it on! 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolig Loon Posted September 5, 2021 Share Posted September 5, 2021 9 minutes ago, Sorciaa said: id stick their great, great, great grandmothers heirloom cast iron pan in the dishwasher.. THAT's sacriligious! Definitely not a minor inconvenience. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orwar Posted September 5, 2021 Share Posted September 5, 2021 The door knobs .. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ValKalAstra Posted September 5, 2021 Share Posted September 5, 2021 Maitreya's HUD with the Alpha Switches. Stone cold. In real life it would be the diffuser (probably wrong term) in faucets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lewis Luminos Posted September 5, 2021 Share Posted September 5, 2021 The sellotape. And I'll do it just after the shops close for Christmas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claireschen Hesten Posted September 5, 2021 Share Posted September 5, 2021 All the right foot shoes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LunaRavencroft Posted September 5, 2021 Share Posted September 5, 2021 Less stealing, more mildly inconveniencing, but, if they have one of those like.. tower light things in the shape of a flower step with multiple flowers on it, unscrew the lights, but leave them in the flowers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrophySpouse Posted September 5, 2021 Share Posted September 5, 2021 the air conditioner. in mid-summer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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