TheDarkhand Posted June 1, 2021 Share Posted June 1, 2021 (edited) So as a person that been here a while, I always check MP's top-selling products page. Of course, my MP is set to show all product ratings. I have to use the computer in the living while I sit on the couch due to a recent leg injury not allowing me to bend my knee. I check the page, giggle at some of the products, then got off the couch, leaving the top products page open, and walk into my garden to get a little sunshine. My father-in-law stopped in, and we told them at this time to walk in and yell hello as it takes me a bit to get off the couch to answer the door. If you have seen the top products page in full ratings, it is full of butt holes, female private parts, and seaman systems. When I walk into the living room from outside, my in-law is standing in the living room looking straight at my screen, talking on his phone in a whisper, and I hear, "it's full of sick, sick, deprived images." Then he notices me and says loudly, "ok dear, and I just got here, I will pick you up at work.", looks at me and says, " I'm going to pick (wife name here) at work." and walks out the door. My wife is an SL singer for 11 years and checks top product daily, too...but I can not wait until I hear what was said on their ride. It should be here in minutes.. UPDATE So when they returned, we had a little Secondlife lesson showing and explaining what he saw. He is a retired salesman who sold cars to international businesses and understood that many of these things might be odd, but sales is a sale in his book. I am a script developer in SL for 14 years on two accounts. I make geeky games like D&D style quest to Blackjack; after I showed him my games/site and sim, I now have a new critic..."See what you need to do to make it better is this..." by the end of last night he made a free account and claims "I'm going to teach you how to be better branded and sales-ready." ...I should have told him I am into butt MP holes and female parts and endure the odd holiday dinners... Edited June 2, 2021 by TheDarkhand update 2 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teagan Tobias Posted June 1, 2021 Share Posted June 1, 2021 Its more being signed in to MP than being on MP. I never sign in until I’m ready to purchase something, then I sign in, make my purchase, and sign out. That eliminates most of what I think your seeing, you need to be signed in to see SLex things, and a lot more, but that does not interest me so I sign in purchase and sign out, cleans up what you see considerably. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
So Whimsy Posted June 1, 2021 Share Posted June 1, 2021 3 hours ago, TheDarkhand said: it is full of butt holes, female private parts, and seaman systems. Say what 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sid Nagy Posted June 1, 2021 Share Posted June 1, 2021 Other people do have the choice to not be nosy and leave my computer alone. So not really my problem. 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyssa Greymoon Posted June 1, 2021 Share Posted June 1, 2021 Always lock your screen when you leave your computer. Especially if there are lots of buttholes in your browser history, 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maitimo Posted June 1, 2021 Share Posted June 1, 2021 My partner would not be in the slightest bit surprised to see such "depraved images" in my browser history but I definitely wouldn't leave them where his mother could see them. It wouldn't be worth the ear-ache. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sid Nagy Posted June 1, 2021 Share Posted June 1, 2021 Yeah, of course it is always best to shut down the computer before visitors arrive, but I ain't gonna lock up my computer behind passwords in my own house. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ceka Cianci Posted June 1, 2021 Share Posted June 1, 2021 Anyone gazing at your desktop, tell them to hand you their phone, because it's your turn to go looking through their stuff. Any time I'm away from my computer, I just do a restart anyways. Not that there is anything on there.. I just don't want anyone jumping on it and messing things up. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BiliEyelash Posted June 1, 2021 Share Posted June 1, 2021 6 hours ago, TheDarkhand said: seaman systems Right, in case you need a crew for your warship. It seems obvious to me that before walking away from the computer at the very least you bring up a page that anyone could see. Like maybe a recipe for lamb chops, Just imagine if you father in law saw that, he would think you were planning on making a nice dinner for his daughter. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kathlen Onyx Posted June 1, 2021 Share Posted June 1, 2021 Interesting. I logged out and back in since I keep my MP up all the time and not one butt hole, female private parts or seaman system to be found. There is a picture of a naked Kupra shape under "what are customers buying now" but it's so small you'd have to be sitting right in front to see it. What page did you have up exactly? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rowan Amore Posted June 1, 2021 Share Posted June 1, 2021 You can select best selling products from the MP start page 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rowan Amore Posted June 1, 2021 Share Posted June 1, 2021 7 hours ago, TheDarkhand said: So as a person that been here a while, I always check MP's top-selling products page The OP checks that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arduenn Schwartzman Posted June 1, 2021 Share Posted June 1, 2021 (edited) 7 hours ago, TheDarkhand said: it is full of butt holes Dave: "Teehee. That tickles." Stars! It is full of stars. It's a wormhole to the metaverse. Edited June 1, 2021 by Arduenn Schwartzman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kathlen Onyx Posted June 1, 2021 Share Posted June 1, 2021 54 minutes ago, Rowan Amore said: You can select best selling products from the MP start page Never even noticed that. LOL 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sid Nagy Posted June 1, 2021 Share Posted June 1, 2021 (edited) I tried and came to the conclusion that the best selling products option is not really helpful for me. But it shows perfectly why SL is still around after 18 years despite of all the sometimes even basic flaws the platform still suffers from. Almost all people say they come to SL to explore, but obviously a lot of them don't mean the nice Bellisserian scenery or other builds then. Thinking of SL all of a sudden a James Brown hit comes to my mind, which title I better not mention here. Edited June 1, 2021 by Sid Nagy 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rowan Amore Posted June 1, 2021 Share Posted June 1, 2021 Just now, Sid Nagy said: I tried and came to the conclusion that the best selling items option is not really helpful for me. But it shows perfectly why SL is still around after 18 years despite of all the sometimes even basic flaws the platform still suffers from. Almost all people say they come to SL to explore, but obviously a lot of them aren't talking about the nice Bellisserian scenery or other buids then. I never use that feature either. If I'm on MP, I'm usually looking for something specific. Apparel, women's, shorts, etc. I might narrow it by newest but that usually the extent of my filtering. I'm not surprised by the first item. Coming into SL and realizing your male avatar is a Ken doll is probably a bit shocking. At least females have breasts and some semblance of a nether region. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephanie Misfit Posted June 2, 2021 Share Posted June 2, 2021 I'm glad I live by myself and don't have nosy visitors. I'd be mortified if my family saw what I sell, let alone anything else available on the marketplace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sorciaa Posted June 2, 2021 Share Posted June 2, 2021 (edited) 13 hours ago, So Whimsy said: Say what a seaman Edited June 2, 2021 by Sorciaa 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimmi Zehetbauer Posted June 2, 2021 Share Posted June 2, 2021 14 hours ago, So Whimsy said: Say what As for BUTT holes --- I'm thinking of a security hole in BUTT (Broadcast Using This Tool) that live performers use to stream in world! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darya Vortex Posted June 2, 2021 Share Posted June 2, 2021 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArgontheDevil Ormega Posted June 2, 2021 Share Posted June 2, 2021 There are few things more fun than shocking the in-laws. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coffee Pancake Posted June 2, 2021 Share Posted June 2, 2021 22 hours and the OP still hasn't delivered their wife's take ... we can only assume the worst. F 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDarkhand Posted June 2, 2021 Author Share Posted June 2, 2021 20 hours ago, Teagan Tobias said: Its more being signed in to MP than being on MP. I never sign in until I’m ready to purchase something, then I sign in, make my purchase, and sign out. That eliminates most of what I think your seeing, you need to be signed in to see SLex things, and a lot more, but that does not interest me so I sign in purchase and sign out, cleans up what you see considerably. top product is not filter by what you look at, it's the top selling products on marketplace plain and simple in the order of sales not by the users interest, it can be filter by rating but as stated I set my MP to all 3.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDarkhand Posted June 2, 2021 Author Share Posted June 2, 2021 15 hours ago, Rowan Amore said: You can select best selling products from the MP start page right, as I stated I was looking at that page.. from that link " I always check MP's top-selling products page" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aiyumei Posted June 2, 2021 Share Posted June 2, 2021 One simple solution to your predicament. Use different web browsers, dedicate one browser to SL related stuff while all your traffic is from the regular ones that you use. There are plenty of really good and secure web browsers now available and you can easily have many of them installed and used for different purposes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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