Panteleeva Posted December 15, 2020 Share Posted December 15, 2020 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Pomeline Pancake Posted December 15, 2020 Share Posted December 15, 2020 Speaking of 2020... 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akane Nacht Posted December 16, 2020 Share Posted December 16, 2020 getting through the last few workdays before holiday~ 3 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kali Wylder Posted December 16, 2020 Share Posted December 16, 2020 On 11/9/2020 at 8:15 PM, Horus Salubrius said: here's another one for you @Rat Luv tortilla peach? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Horus Salubrius Posted December 16, 2020 Share Posted December 16, 2020 3 hours ago, kali Wylder said: tortilla peach? answer is up there .. scroll ....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rat Luv Posted December 16, 2020 Share Posted December 16, 2020 3 hours ago, kali Wylder said: tortilla peach? Still did better than I did 😃 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Annie Nova Posted December 17, 2020 Share Posted December 17, 2020 When four of Santa’s elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure.Then Mrs. Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more.When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out, Heaven knows where.Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered.Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum.When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drunk all the cider and hidden the liquor.In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor.He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off the end of the broom.Just then the doorbell rang, and an irritated Santa marched to the door, yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.The angel said very cheerfully, ‘Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn’t this a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?’And thus began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.Not very many people know this. 1 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pomeline Pancake Posted December 17, 2020 Share Posted December 17, 2020 2 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Annie Nova Posted December 22, 2020 Share Posted December 22, 2020 A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmatian dog. The children began discussing the dog's duties."They use him to keep crowds back," said one youngster."No," said another. "He's just for good luck."A third child brought the argument to a close with this comment: "They use the dogs," she said firmly, "to find the fire hydrants." 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Annie Nova Posted December 24, 2020 Share Posted December 24, 2020 Before crowbars were invented......most crows drank at home by themselves. please don't ban me...*giggles* 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lindal Kidd Posted December 26, 2020 Share Posted December 26, 2020 Maybe this one belongs in the "video" thread...but it made me laugh several times. Most complex Rube Goldberg machine EVER. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Horus Salubrius Posted December 28, 2020 Share Posted December 28, 2020 Hey Siri - why am I so bad at relationships with women ? This is Alexa. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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