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Annie Nova

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  1. It's that time of month! Paying the bills...yuck! raw and windlight Nam's Optimal Skin and Prim.
  2. Yeah, saw the notice and for some reason I cannot post in group chat. It keeps timing out on me
  3. yes, since the store is open you can get it.
  4. Yes, the free head is still available
  5. Two young businessmen in Florida were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store in the shopping mall.As yet, the store wasn’t ready, with only a few shelves and display racks set up.One said to the other, “I’ll bet that any minute now some senior is going to walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what we’re selling.”Sure enough, just a moment later, a curious senior gentleman walked up to the window, looked around intensely and rapped on the glass, then in a loud voice asked, “What are you sellin’ here?”One of the men replied sarcastically, “We’re selling ass-holes.”Without skipping a beat, the old timer said, “You’re doing well. Only two left.”Seniors — don’t mess with them, they’ve been around!
  6. I like that color. Looks more red then hot pink. I'd keep the color too!
  7. My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start.So far today, I have finished two bags of chips and a chocolate cake.I feel better already.
  8. I am so stealing this and using it when I get the "you must be a guy" IM. I love it
  9. OMG! I spit my water all over my keyboard!!
  10. A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?"She replied, "About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by.""No," he said, "I mean what is the foundation of this case?""It is made of concrete, brick and mortar," she responded."I mean," he continued, "What are your relations like?""I have an aunt and uncle living here in town, and so do my husband's parents."He said, "Do you have a real grudge?""No," she replied, "We have a two-car carport and have never really needed one.""Please," he tried again, "is there any infidelity in your marriage?""Yes, both my son and daughter have stereo sets. We don't necessarily like the music, but the answer to your questions is yes.""Ma'am, does your husband ever beat you up?""Yes," she responded, "about twice a week he gets up earlier than I do."Finally, in frustration, the judge asked, "Lady, why do you want a divorce?""Oh, I don't want a divorce," she replied. "I've never wanted a divorce. My husband does. He said he can't communicate with me!"
  11. 🙂 I can't draw a straight line, but i'll think of something
  12. thanks Orwar, as far as that provocative art goes, does shopping count??? 😁
  13. I totally agree with you Orwar, both men AND women can be that way. Right now, the wound is still fresh and raw, so it'll be quite awhile before I can even think of looking, much less trust someone, it's hard, ya know?
  14. I end up with someone who cheats and everything that comes out of his mouth are nothing but a tissue of lies. I think I'm just going to give up even looking. (I'm probably going to get a lot of flack for saying this but....) most men are pigs...
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