Amina Sopwith Posted January 15, 2021 Share Posted January 15, 2021 On 1/14/2021 at 12:12 AM, PermaRuthed said: I can feel my sole leaving my body... I hope this is John Nobhead's next poo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akane Nacht Posted January 15, 2021 Share Posted January 15, 2021 Don't ask SQL developers to help with moving your furniture. They drop tables. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Akane Nacht Posted January 17, 2021 Share Posted January 17, 2021 Why do Linux users always code in the dark ? Because they don't have windows 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orwar Posted January 17, 2021 Share Posted January 17, 2021 14 minutes ago, Akane Nacht said: Why do Linux users always code in the dark ? Because they don't have windows I heard a variant of that. Why do Linux users' rooms reek like teenage boys' underpants? Because they won't open windows. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akane Nacht Posted January 17, 2021 Share Posted January 17, 2021 4 hours ago, Orwar said: I heard a variant of that. Why do Linux users' rooms reek like teenage boys' underpants? Because they won't open windows. Not a GNU one, but I won't Bash it... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pomeline Pancake Posted January 18, 2021 Share Posted January 18, 2021 1 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Amina Sopwith Posted January 19, 2021 Share Posted January 19, 2021 On 1/16/2021 at 4:01 PM, Horus Salubrius said: A long time ago, I sometimes tried to pose as a different nationality online but I could never get away with it. My vocabulary is too littered with absolute Britspeak. People have commented on it here too. I would use phrases I didn't realise were British, like "I reckon". It's ok. If I can't describe things as being "a load of old cobblers" then there's no point speaking at all. 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lindal Kidd Posted January 19, 2021 Share Posted January 19, 2021 4 hours ago, Amina Sopwith said: I would use phrases I didn't realise were British, like "I reckon". That may be British, but it is ALSO American. Typically heard in Appalachia and the West, I reckon. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Annie Nova Posted January 19, 2021 Share Posted January 19, 2021 As I was trying to pack for vacation, my 3-year-old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, she said, "Mommy, look at this," and stuck out two of her fingers. Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her fingers in my mouth and said, "Mommy gonna eat your fingers!" pretending to eat them before I rushed out of the room again. When I returned, my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face. I said, "What's wrong honey?" "Mommy, where's my booger?" 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Annie Nova Posted January 20, 2021 Share Posted January 20, 2021 At the pre-birth class for couples who'd already had at least one child the instructor raised the question of how to break the news to an older child. "Some parents tell the older child, 'We love you so much that we decided to bring another child into our family.' "But think about that for a second. Ladies, what if your husband came home one day and said, 'Honey, I love you so much I decided to bring home another wife.'?" One of the women spoke up right away, "Does she cook?" 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Mollymews Posted January 21, 2021 Share Posted January 21, 2021 in Letters to the President today Dear Joe, All my base belong to you. Love Donald Dear Donald, Thanks! PS. Can you return the TV remote control please. Love Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akane Nacht Posted January 21, 2021 Share Posted January 21, 2021 what runs through my mind when i open social media ... 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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