Grant and corrupt a wish game

[Marigold Devin]

11 hours ago, Marut72 said:

I highly recommend plugging your phone into loud speakers and playing Debbi does Dallas or perhaps one of your own favourites.

I masked him with Def Leppard in my earphones in the end and all was well in Marigold's world  

[ItHadToComeToThis]

I know we have forum etiquette but im resurrecting this game as I feel we are missing a lighthearted forum game.

As a reminder and for those who have never played before. One person makes a wish, the next corrupts it and then makes a wish of their own. Rinse, wash, repeat.

So, on that note...

I wish my mind was infinite in size so I could absorb all of the knowledge past, present and future, in the universe.

[Love Zhaoying]

Granted, but there's nothing in the universe but your mind for it to think about (since it's infinitely large).

I wish there was no anxiety.

 

[Cinnamon Mistwood]

25 minutes ago, Love Zhaoying said:

I wish there was no anxiety.

Done!  However you died after getting hit by a commuter train because you had no anxiety about about the quickly approaching vehicle. 

I wish my housework would do itself. 

[Sid Nagy]

5 minutes ago, Cinnamon Mistwood said:

I wish my housework would do itself. 

Easy to establish, but what if you have to eat pizza with pineapple because of that?
I wish that this thread will not be locked any time soon, like all the other resurrected fun threads from the past.

[Persephone Emerald]

52 minutes ago, Sid Nagy said:

Easy to establish, but what if you have to eat pizza with pineapple because of that?
I wish that this thread will not be locked any time soon, like all the other resurrected fun threads from the past.

Granted, but 3 other threads will be locked by the end of this weekend.

I wish I had a million dollars in my bank account.

[ItHadToComeToThis]

48 minutes ago, Persephone Emerald said:

Granted, but 3 other threads will be locked by the end of this weekend.

I wish I had a million dollars in my bank account.

Granted but you have a withdrawal limit of 1 dollar a day

I wish I was immortal

[Marigold Devin]

Granted - you are immortal, but only as this particular Second Life avatar, as a bot only. All the rest of your entities, including real life, have instantly turned into dust and blown away.

I wish I had gone to bed two hours ago like I was meant to.

Edited November 3, 2023 by Marigold Devin
double thanks for resurrecting - 3 years ! heck

[Zalificent Corvinus]

45 minutes ago, Marigold Devin said:

I wish I had gone to bed two hours ago like I was meant to.

Granted, but the temporal paradox of you time travelling back two hours, destroys the universe.

I wish I had some universal glue.

[Persephone Emerald]

21 minutes ago, Zalificent Corvinus said:

Granted, but the temporal paradox of you time travelling back two hours, destroys the universe.

I wish I had some universal glue.

Granted, but it's full of colorful glitter.

I wish I had a DiGiorno Thanksgiving pizza.

[Arwyn Quandry]

2 hours ago, Persephone Emerald said:

I wish I had a DiGiorno Thanksgiving pizza.

Granted but it's permanently frozen and not even the sun itself could melt the ice. 

I wish all the stuff in my inventory was organized in a way I could easily navigate. 

[Orwar]

4 hours ago, Arwyn Quandry said:

I wish all the stuff in my inventory was organized in a way I could easily navigate. 

   Granted, but the AI that sorted your inventory for you figured the easiest way to accommodate navigation was to delete 95% of the items in it, based on when things were last rezzed or worn.

   I wish there was a way to desaturate textures rather than just adding tint in-world.

[Missy Starchild]

Granted, now you have no colour whatsoever. All textures are in black and white.

I wish more people engaged in open conversation.

Edited November 3, 2023 by Missy Starchild

[Garnet Psaltery]

Granted, but now they have to stand at doors, opening them, before they can talk.

I wish I could think of something to wish for.

[Missy Starchild]

Granted, now you're thinking of every wish possible all at once and it drives you to madness.

I wish I had the ability to shapeshift in real life.

[Maitimo]

Granted, but you can only shapeshift into a snail.

I wish I was drinking cocktails on a tropical beach right now.

[Lewis Luminos]

Granted, but it's a Molotov cocktail and the beach is on North Sentinel Island.

I wish I could afford a whole region in SL

[Orwar]

7 minutes ago, Lewis Luminos said:

I wish I could afford a whole region in SL

   Granted, but it's got some peculiar teleport routing issues (instead dropping you in a safe hub) making it totally inaccessible.

   I wish the shoe base layer was capable of a greater height offset.

[ItHadToComeToThis]

1 hour ago, Orwar said:

   Granted, but it's got some peculiar teleport routing issues (instead dropping you in a safe hub) making it totally inaccessible.

   I wish the shoe base layer was capable of a greater height offset.

Granted but the height starts at 14 meters

I wish I had hybrid of a cat and a penguin as a pet, a Catguin if you will.

[Missy Starchild]

Granted, but it's carnivorous and only eats human meat.

I wish I could live in a castle with my husband Shrek.

[Marigold Devin]

Granted, but it's a castle ornament inside a goldfish bowl. 

I wish someone genuinely loved me. 

[Missy Starchild]

Granted, but now you have a stalker following you who takes pictures of you from the bushes.

I wish food never expired.

[Qie Niangao]

Granted, but it turns sentient after a week and demands ethical treatment.

I wish these leaves would rake themselves.

[Marigold Devin]

8 hours ago, Qie Niangao said:

Granted, but it turns sentient after a week and demands ethical treatment.

I wish these leaves would rake themselves.

Granted, but they rake themselves into the middle of your living room.

I wish I was in Tokyo at the Def Leppard concert.

Edited November 4, 2023 by Marigold Devin

[Missy Starchild]

Granted, but you are actually at a concert featuring a real deaf leopard.

I wish I could go back to my childhood.