Grant and corrupt a wish game

[Ansiri 309]

How about this game? I don't know if it has been here ever, i haven't seen it and didn't find it on forum search though.

I think most of you know this, if not all. (you can search the internet if want to see more explanation and examples, should be easy to find some "corrupt a wish game")

First you grant a wish and then you'll have to corrupt it. Then make your own wish.

Example Wish: I wish the summers wouldn't be so hot!

Next poster: Granted, but summers will be so cold, everyone and everything freezes. I wish .......

 

So my wish is:

I wish i had my own sim for free.

[Bree Giffen 1,487]

Your wish is granted! But there ain't no such thing as a free lunch. The sim is sponsored by Viagra. In the SL map, your sim shows up as a square with word Viagra.

I wish I had a new Catwa mesh head.

[Christhiana 248]

Granted, but you can only wear it on top of a non mesh avatar body.

I wish all the continents had water sims around them to sail.

 

[Amina Sopwith 2,177]

Granted, but the sea is full of great white sharks, plastic rubbish and raw sewage.

I wish I could make a decent, full mesh avatar.

Edited January 4 by Amina Sopwith

[Maryanne Solo 397]

Grants you exclusive make one glorious mesh avi talent, however, upon final inspection it is a millipede that you will have to buy shoes for. 

I wish I had a sim where the mountains were chocolate. 

[MirandaBowers 996]

Granted, but the chocolate melts and re-hardens every time the sun comes up, slowly eating up the residents among it.

I wish I knew how to build.

[Orwar 9,544]

1 hour ago, MirandaBowers said:

I wish I knew how to build.

   Granted. However, you can only build hexagonal rooms and structures due to your virtual right angle is broken and only snaps to 60 degrees.

   I wish I knew how to script.

[Wulfie Reanimator 1,590]

Granted, but your code style and variable names are indecipherable to anybody else.

I wish for... a new wish that cannot be corrupted.

[Orwar 9,544]

1 hour ago, Wulfie Reanimator said:

I wish for... a new wish that cannot be corrupted.

   Granted, but it smells of elderberries. 

   I wish for a cipher for my code!

[Garnet Psaltery 1,989]

18 minutes ago, Orwar said:

      I wish for a cipher for my code!

Granted, but you will always lose the key.

I wish for a better memory.

Edited January 5 by Garnet Psaltery
I forgot to add my wish.

[Amina Sopwith 2,177]

Granted, you are an elephant with a USB storage stick where your brain should be.

I wish for instant full rez everywhere I land.

[BilliJo Aldrin 1,403]

34 minutes ago, Amina Sopwith said:

 

I wish for instant full rez everywhere I land.

Granted, but you don't get to enjoy nude avatars as you wait for their clothes to rezz

I wish to think up a forum topic that doesn't eventually turn into a "Lets get BJ thread"

Edited January 5 by BilliJo Aldrin
spaces are good, changed a word

[Fionalein 4,781]

Awww, poor BJ - everyone is against her becuase she invited them to be so... STOP IT ! Dammit !

[Cindy Evanier 8,265]

6 minutes ago, Fionalein said:

Awww, poor BJ - everyone is against her becuase she invited them to be so... STOP IT ! Dammit !

grants you a BJ but performed by a werewolf   (yeah I know I was just getting it on track, don't kill me )

I wish for more LI on my homestead

[Fionalein 4,781]

 

1 minute ago, Cindy Evanier said:

grants you a BJ but performed by a werewolf   (yeah I know I was just getting it on track, don't kill me )

 I wish for more LI on my homestead

Granted - actually that was easy we just deleted your old stuff 

I wish the Lab would finally deliver our promised pony...

 

 

[Garnet Psaltery 1,989]

1 hour ago, Fionalein said:

I wish the Lab would finally deliver our promised pony...

Granted, but it's just one pony to be shared by everyone.

I wish for flexi mesh.

[Cindy Evanier 8,265]

1 minute ago, Garnet Psaltery said:

Granted, but it's just one pony to be shared by everyone.

I wish for flexi mesh.

Granted but your complexity goes up to 100 million 

I wish for more groups 

[Fionalein 4,781]

3 minutes ago, Cindy Evanier said:

Granted but your complexity goes up to 100 million 

I wish for more groups 

granted, but due to complications with the update you now cannot silence them anymore

Edited January 5 by Fionalein

[chibiusa Ling 413]

10 minutes ago, Fionalein said:

granted, but due to complications with the update you now cannot silence them anymore

And your wish is?

[Fionalein 4,781]

1 minute ago, chibiusa Ling said:

And your wish is?

I wish someone made a wish

[chibiusa Ling 413]

Just now, Fionalein said:

I wish someone made a wish

Granted but that wish makes it so you can only play second life with your tongue.

I wish for Hyper regions to be added to SL

[Garnet Psaltery 1,989]

50 minutes ago, chibiusa Ling said:

I wish for Hyper regions to be added to SL

Granted but you may only enter them from Mars.

I wish for fast transport to Mars.

Edited January 5 by Garnet Psaltery
Corrupt elephant USB memory stick.

[Madelaine McMasters 19,652]

Grrr. I'll never figure out how to work the damned forum.

Edited January 5 by Madelaine McMasters

[Madelaine McMasters 19,652]

5 minutes ago, Garnet Psaltery said:

I wish for fast transport to Mars.

Granted. Good luck trying to get back.

I wish root-beer had caffeine.

[Cindy Evanier 8,265]

5 minutes ago, Madelaine McMasters said:

Granted. Good luck trying to get back.

I wish root-beer had caffeine.

Granted but it waters down your flamethrower

I wish this chair had a built in fridge