Zzevir Posted May 13, 2020 Share Posted May 13, 2020 11 minutes ago, Beth Macbain said: Now... what to have for lunch? Canned chicken? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scylla Rhiadra Posted May 13, 2020 Share Posted May 13, 2020 17 minutes ago, Beth Macbain said: I tried to find recipes using this thing, and found this. It made me cackle. Sweet Sue Canned Whole Chicken Link is safe from photos of canned chicken unless you purposely scroll through the slide show. THIS is like something from a David Lynch film. Or Ridley Scott. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zzevir Posted May 13, 2020 Share Posted May 13, 2020 14 minutes ago, Seicher Rae said: 4 minutes ago, Seicher Rae said: Yebbit, it ain't that. Just look at that thing! Poor chicken gave its life for that! That chicken jelly, the slouching skin, the... blargh. (Hot dogs and bologna aren't canned meat unless you're buying it wrong.) Imagine the slurping noise when it's slide out and the splash noise when lands on the plate. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amina Sopwith Posted May 13, 2020 Share Posted May 13, 2020 Just now, Scylla Rhiadra said: THIS is like something from a David Lynch film. Or Ridley Scott. Pretty sure I last saw that bursting out of John Hurt's chest. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beth Macbain Posted May 13, 2020 Share Posted May 13, 2020 1 minute ago, Scylla Rhiadra said: THIS is like something from a David Lynch film. Or Ridley Scott. You weren't supposed to scroll through the slide show! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Selene Gregoire Posted May 13, 2020 Share Posted May 13, 2020 Bizarre 'Headless Chicken Monster' Drifts Through Antarctic Deep 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beth Macbain Posted May 13, 2020 Share Posted May 13, 2020 2 minutes ago, Selene Gregoire said: Bizarre 'Headless Chicken Monster' Drifts Through Antarctic Deep See, that's adorable with all of its little footsies! I want one of those for a pet, please! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amina Sopwith Posted May 13, 2020 Share Posted May 13, 2020 3 minutes ago, Selene Gregoire said: Bizarre 'Headless Chicken Monster' Drifts Through Antarctic Deep "...a strange, pinkish-red creature with a body like a plump-breasted and decapitated chicken..." Is that not a Gorean? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sylvia Tamalyn Posted May 13, 2020 Share Posted May 13, 2020 That chicken in a can needs a pair of pants. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dano Seale Posted May 13, 2020 Share Posted May 13, 2020 3 hours ago, Seicher Rae said: And, "I'm going to go on a tour of all of the best, traditional foods ever, and I'm gonna start with the best of the lot, with England" said no foodie ever. Also followed by, "I'm going to go try the most colorful, exotic food ever, and I'm gonna start in Scandinavia!" said no foodie ever. Jeez! I spend a bit of time explaining my idea of "International rivalry" and the next minute she's insulting BOTH my Countries! Normally this would mean all out war....but I've already noticed a few 'pantie twists' going on, so will try to refrain! 🙂 (Can't believe these b******* are still on food ffs! Gonna send them all my shopping bill tomorrow to be repaid in L$'s! ) Can't be arsed going back all those pages for quotes so: Seicher - cut the spare hotdogs into slices, throw them into an omelette and top with cheese. Alternatively, cut them a bit thicker and use them in a casserole or stew. That's what I do anyhow, but them I'm a guy who lives alone and lazy AF in the kitchen! Selena - We pronounce it - "Wuss-ter-shuh"...makes things a lot easier! Also, half the "really strange stuff" we eat these days is American ffs! Can't remember who else to reply to now as there's too many pages, so going back to read the next 5 that probably got posted while writing this! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seicher Rae Posted May 13, 2020 Share Posted May 13, 2020 41 minutes ago, Beth Macbain said: You weren't supposed to scroll through the slide show! Actually, I just read the blog article and it was hilarious. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dano Seale Posted May 13, 2020 Share Posted May 13, 2020 (edited) 1 hour ago, Scylla Rhiadra said: 1 hour ago, Beth Macbain said: I will see your fish balls and raise you one canned chicken. Sweet Sue should have never been allowed near a kitchen. Home style goodness? And yes, my Kroger carries this atrocity. I have sat quietly and politely through a discussion that has extolled the non-existent virtues of Marmite, and seen a mindless and tasteless attack upon the goodness that is mushrooms. But this . . . this goes too far. I can be silent no longer. What the actual hell????? This is allowed???? Edit: Quote should be from Scylla Riadra. Dunno why it says Seicher! Edited May 13, 2020 by Dano Seale a correction 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beth Macbain Posted May 13, 2020 Share Posted May 13, 2020 In defense of British food, bangers and mash is possibly the best thing the UK have given the world since Monty Python. Oh, and Crunchies bars. And fish and chips. Oooh... and Smarties! The real ones, not the nasty American ones! Yorkshire Pudding! Shepherd's Pie! Scotch eggs! Crumpets! And I love mushy peas, too! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lindal Kidd Posted May 13, 2020 Share Posted May 13, 2020 Yanking desperately at the wheel to turn the thread back on topic... My pet peeve today is people posting pictures of the grossest foods they can find and making me throw up. My tummy is being very sensitive today. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adamburp Adamczyk Posted May 13, 2020 Share Posted May 13, 2020 18 minutes ago, Beth Macbain said: In defense of British food, bangers and mash is possibly the best thing the UK have given the world since Monty Python. Oh, and Crunchies bars. And fish and chips. Oooh... and Smarties! The real ones, not the nasty American ones! Yorkshire Pudding! Shepherd's Pie! Scotch eggs! Crumpets! And I love mushy peas, too! Bangers and Mash is lovely, as in it's one English expression with a double meaning. For the prudish readers (not naming ^^), refers to a clogged toilet too (Banger is the richard the third, mash is the tp). Pointless bit of info that'll never help you win a pub quiz. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dano Seale Posted May 13, 2020 Share Posted May 13, 2020 Introducing Sweden's greatest delicacy. Banned by airlines and used by third world militia's that can't afford proper land mines: (oops, sorry Lindal, already had this ready to go when you posted! 😆 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beth Macbain Posted May 13, 2020 Share Posted May 13, 2020 I'm starting to think we need a 'talk about whatever random crap pops in your mind until the lockdown is over" thread. 2 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivy Mysterious Posted May 13, 2020 Author Share Posted May 13, 2020 CAN Y'ALL STAHP QUOTING THE PICTURE OF THE CANNED CHICKEN PLEASE 🤮🤮🤮🤮 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kali Wylder Posted May 13, 2020 Share Posted May 13, 2020 2 hours ago, Selene Gregoire said: I MENTIONED IT!!! FFS Along with teriyaki marinade and bbq sauce. FIFY Even gave instructions on pronunciation! 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zzevir Posted May 13, 2020 Share Posted May 13, 2020 6 minutes ago, IvyLarae said: CAN Y'ALL STAHP QUOTING THE PICTURE OF THE CANNED CHICKEN PLEASE 🤮🤮🤮🤮 I resist but it is really hard. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Selene Gregoire Posted May 13, 2020 Share Posted May 13, 2020 Who the hell is Selena? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beth Macbain Posted May 13, 2020 Share Posted May 13, 2020 6 minutes ago, Selene Gregoire said: Who the hell is Selena? 2 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiramanell Posted May 13, 2020 Share Posted May 13, 2020 22 minutes ago, IvyLarae said: CAN Y'ALL STAHP QUOTING THE PICTURE OF THE CANNED CHICKEN PLEASE 🤮🤮🤮🤮 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seicher Rae Posted May 13, 2020 Share Posted May 13, 2020 @Dano Seale Ah James Brown... 1984. One shudders to think what the 2020 remake of that would be, or by whom. sigh 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scylla Rhiadra Posted May 13, 2020 Share Posted May 13, 2020 1 hour ago, Dano Seale said: Edit: Quote should be from Scylla Riadra. Dunno why it says Seicher! 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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