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Dano Seale

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  1. If the time you caught them happened to be the last time, you'd have been sleeping perfectly fine in that bed after all the previous times! Why ruin a perfectly good bed? The mind can be a real b1tch sometimes can't it? 😉
  2. The latest firestorm update has been causing some people a lot of trouble. However, they're still going ahead with forcing all users to update to it very soon....go figure!
  3. It was a 'porn' parody of the James Bond film - Goldfinger.
  4. Lol, Lorena Bobitt - cut off her hubby's pee pee with a knife for cheating! (he had it sewn back on and ironically later became a porn star!). My view on the subject - If you can't tell your respective partner about what you're doing for fear of anger/ divorce/ loss of important parts etc, it's "cheating". Porn is something else entirely! I have spoken!
  5. Maybe the planner's had the same spelling ability as yourself? Love, a "Manc'"! 🙎‍♂️
  6. Jesus! This is like reading the complete works of Shakespeare, the difference being I can understand some of Shakepeare's stuff!
  7. A famous person once said..."A journey of a thousand miles starts with the first step"!...Just needs someone to take that step I guess? "Build it and they will come"....(another famous person!).
  8. I chose # 1...but had to also hit the woman at the bustop that was holding it, all the screaming was hurting my ears! It was just a little pudgy kneecap for God's sake, no need for all the dramatics! .....Does it still count? (pizza shop was closed).
  9. The only game 'intro' I never skipped before playing. The music and the cinematic really got the juices flowing before playing a great game (probably just a "guy" thing?). It's a great shame where the series went after this original!
  10. "When all reasonable options have failed.... well, just slaughter the bas****'s!" - Sun Tzu, the art of war.
  11. Seems obvious to me who your cold water thief is......case closed! 👮‍♂️
  12. This kind of reminds me of those black people getting convicted by an all white jury! 😐
  13. Each to their own I guess mate.....each to their own! lol
  14. Does it sound anything like this?:
  15. People who walk into street lights and things while p1ssing about with their phones, then pretend it didn't happen as the blood pours down their face!....It happened!....We saw it!....You're a dickhead, OWN IT!
  16. We need a "Boo!...stone her!" smiley face for Lindal's jokes...Jeez! 😐
  17. "Unfortunately you didn't win anything this time. However, in a few minutes time you'll be able to play again"! 1,000 innuendo'd and perverted jokes incoming!!! 😆
  18. When I avoid posting on a thread for 2 days because I notice the Linden's sharpening the axe, then make one tiny 2 sentence response and BAM! Another thread locked that I'll probably get the blame for! 😐
  19. Yeah, I've often tried sitting/lying on things and being completely baffled why they won't work...until finally "DOH!" 😆
  20. That goes for 98% of anyone who uses the internet! 😆 + ("Experimental tests" and "these are facts"...bit of an oxymoron no?).
  21. Wasn't this answered yesterday? I'm having deja vu! Anyhow, TL:DR version: YOU MUST VERIFY YOUR PAYPAL ACCOUNT THROUGH YOUR BANK! (takes 2-3 days).
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