MoonBux Posted November 25, 2013 Share Posted November 25, 2013 I was in a SL club recently and people were talking about how much time they spend on SL. Then the DJ (who is quite well known) said "I had an accident recently"...He continued: "I normally keep some empty plastic bottles by my PC, so I can urinate without leaving SL and missing the action. This is OK, but the other night I really needed to *poo* (I will keep the curse words out). I was DJing a great set and had about six people in IM, so I didn't want to ruin things by going to the toilet."10 minutes later, the pain got worse...suddenly I realised I couldn't hold back...I *poo*'d in my jeans. It was awful...the smell was terrible and I felt like a baby again." Everybody stopped chatting. Then the DJ said "I kept on DJing, I had an hour to go before I could go to the toilet and clean myself up".So my question is: Have any of YOU been into SL so much you forgot to go to the toilet, and accidentally wet / fouled yourself? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hunter Fischer Posted November 25, 2013 Share Posted November 25, 2013 Wow talk about TMI ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venus Petrov Posted November 25, 2013 Share Posted November 25, 2013 You must be kidding me. Just in case you are not: NO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Hexem Posted November 25, 2013 Share Posted November 25, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amethyst Jetaime Posted November 25, 2013 Share Posted November 25, 2013 Two questions for you Why would you even want to know? Why do you expect anyone who has to admit it here in a public forum? All I have to say is that anyone that has, or has to know if others have, needs to seriously rethink the time they spend on SL and their obsession with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jennifer Boyle Posted November 25, 2013 Share Posted November 25, 2013 Eewwww! NO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marigold Devin Posted November 25, 2013 Share Posted November 25, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacki Silverfall Posted November 25, 2013 Share Posted November 25, 2013 I have no words.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dresden Ceriano Posted November 25, 2013 Share Posted November 25, 2013 Apparently, that is one DJ that's dedicated as sh!t. ...Dres Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Innula Zenovka Posted November 25, 2013 Share Posted November 25, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KarenMichelle Lane Posted November 25, 2013 Share Posted November 25, 2013 MoonBux wrote: I was in a SL club recently and people were talking about how much time they spend on SL. Then the DJ (who is quite well known) said "I had an accident recently"... He continued: "I normally keep some empty plastic bottles by my PC, so I can urinate without leaving SL and missing the action. This is OK, but the other night I really needed to *poo* (I will keep the curse words out). I was DJing a great set and had about six people in IM, so I didn't want to ruin things by going to the toilet. "10 minutes later, the pain got worse...suddenly I realized I couldn't hold back...I *poo*'d in my jeans. It was awful...the smell was terrible and I felt like a baby again." Everybody stopped chatting. Then the DJ said "I kept on DJing, I had an hour to go before I could go to the toilet and clean myself up". So my question is: Have any of YOU been into SL so much you forgot to go to the toilet, and accidentally wet / fouled yourself? Seriously? S E R I O U S L Y? That DJ/Humanatar needs some serious help. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janelle Darkstone Posted November 25, 2013 Share Posted November 25, 2013 The real question is will he be able to work anywhere and not be known as "DJ Poopiepants"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dresden Ceriano Posted November 25, 2013 Share Posted November 25, 2013 Here's a song you should request if you ever go to another of his gigs... ...Dres Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theda Wytchwood Posted November 25, 2013 Share Posted November 25, 2013 Oh my lawd. Im just horrifed. I cant even imagine that someone would be so immersed in SL that they wouldnt take a few minutes to step away to take care of necessary RL things like simply going to a toilet. This is just discusting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perrie Juran Posted November 25, 2013 Share Posted November 25, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monti Messmer Posted November 25, 2013 Share Posted November 25, 2013 Some people think this stuff is funny. I remember the days when women called themself b.... but this wins the avard for think being dumb rude is cool. That guy needs medical mental assistance ! Monti Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Syo Emerald Posted November 25, 2013 Share Posted November 25, 2013 The fact that everyone stopped chatting, and probably looked shocked at the DJ, should tell you enough about the reaction of mental sane people. That DJ (if your story is true) as left reality and moved to some other dimension...thats definitly not normal behavior for an adult. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tari Landar Posted November 25, 2013 Share Posted November 25, 2013 Even the fact that he has "pee bottles" so he doesn't miss a minute or so it may take to go, is disgusting, and really should be the virtual slap upside the head one needs when they get that involved in something unnecessarily. I love sl, and I love the time I spend in sl. I know there are many times when I've spent a good 20 out of 24 hours in any day, just in sl(of course, not when my kids are at home, 'cuz that would be beyond wrong, for me). I have never, and would never. ignore the fact that I had to go to the bathroom, because of sl. I've had to do that(hold it, lol) in rl situations when there wasn't anywhere around to go, and that's bad enough 'cuz you can't control that sort of situation at all. There's just absolutely NO reason to not excuse yourself if needed from sl to take care of rl actual needs. Ick, ick, ick, ick Kids sometimes have a hard time yanking themselves away from whatever they are doing, to go to the bathroom. Kids, have accidents, because of that. But, kids outgrow it. That guy, will never outgrow it. Not as long as he brings his toilet to his virtual space... again.. ick, ick, ick, ick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conifer Dada Posted November 25, 2013 Share Posted November 25, 2013 Perhaps we have to take the remarks of the DJ with a pinch of salt. He could have been making the story up either to shock people or because he thought it was funny. If the DJ was telling the truth, he might be better off getting a laptop that he can take with him. And it's reasonable to assume that he lives alone.:matte-motes-big-grin:: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marianne Little Posted November 25, 2013 Share Posted November 25, 2013 Just my thoughts. And Ick too. Tari Landar wrote: Even the fact that he has "pee bottles" so he doesn't miss a minute or so it may take to go, is disgusting, and really should be the virtual slap upside the head one needs when they get that involved in something unnecessarily. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coby Foden Posted November 25, 2013 Share Posted November 25, 2013 This thread smells of poo... :matte-motes-sick: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ceka Cianci Posted November 25, 2013 Share Posted November 25, 2013 Just when you think you've heard it all.. something tops the last dummest thing you've heard.. seriously..after hearing that..i would probably have left the club and any other i heard that DJ on the mic at..just in case they tell lots of those kinds of stories.. what would make someone think people would be interested in hearing a story like that? sorry but that is just flat out stupid.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Monday Posted November 25, 2013 Share Posted November 25, 2013 First off.....EW!!!!!! Secondly..... Edited to find a shorter version.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelli May Posted November 25, 2013 Share Posted November 25, 2013 There's even a term for it: poopsocking One of those things I wish I didn't know that I knew. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pussycat Catnap Posted November 25, 2013 Share Posted November 25, 2013 MoonBux wrote: I was in a SL club recently and people were talking about how much time they spend on SL. Then the DJ (who is quite well known) said "I had an accident recently"... He continued: "I normally keep some empty plastic bottles by my PC, so I can urinate without leaving SL and . . . [snipped case of epic fail] . . . That's pretty fail. This is not like some action game. 90% of the time our avatars are on their own cycling an animation on the screen anyway... You can almost always get up and leave for a good 10-20 minutes with no one the wiser. Even in mod conversation given the pace of typing in so much of SL. There's no reason for such a fail moment. Even if you're "DJing" - which is really just playing your iTunes playlist through the stream... you just let it keep going. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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