Jump to content

Stupid Conversations


Tex Monday
You are about to reply to a thread that has been inactive for 97 days.

Please take a moment to consider if this thread is worth bumping.

Recommended Posts

6 hours ago, Gopi Passiflora said:

My contribution is not really a funny conversation,. but just an insight perhaps into why people IM random strangers. Took place a safe hub (yeah, it's a bad habit but the antics of other users are too funny to pass up.)

Dude: hi

Me: hello. may I help you?

Dude: help? hahaha!

Me: Well then why did you IM me?

Dude: It's a form of communication. (Yet he could have just said my avi's name in local if he wanted to talk to me specifically...I mean he doesn't hesitate to talk on local chat or on mic....)

(This is a guy who usually is on voice talking about fringe political stuff and conspiracy theories. )

 

Surely you know he's beyond help.

  • Thanks 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Another encounter with one of my female alts.

Let's call this...Money for Nothing and Your Chicks for Free 

(I"m going to break this up...I think it's too big for one post)

Blockheaded Alpha(?) Male: hello sexy

Working Girl (Me):: good afternoon...

 Blockheaded Alpha(?) Male: good.....and hard .....

 Blockheaded Alpha(?) Male: winks

 Working Girl (Me): giggles

 Working Girl (Me):: mmmm..my favorite kind of day

 Blockheaded Alpha(?) Male: winks

Blockheaded Alpha(?) Male: of course

Blockheaded Alpha(?) Male: i see your profile...

 Blockheaded Alpha(?) Male: escort ?

Working Girl (Me):: yes

Blockheaded Alpha(?) Male: oh

Blockheaded Alpha(?) Male: :(

Working Girl (Me):: not so good and hard anymore, hon?

Blockheaded Alpha(?) Male: lol

Blockheaded Alpha(?) Male: i love good and hard

Blockheaded Alpha(?) Male: and i am very sexy

 Blockheaded Alpha(?) Male: horny now......very horny

Working Girl (Me):: mmmm...I saw that from your profile picture. did you want to use me today?

 Blockheaded Alpha(?) Male: of courseeee

Blockheaded Alpha(?) Male: but .....no pay for sex

Working Girl (Me):: then no sex...I'm sorry

 Working Girl (Me):: I don't play for free

Blockheaded Alpha(?) Male: i am sure i am as sexy as you

Edited by Tex Monday
  • Haha 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

(So...now he decides that since I won't f**k him for free, he'll see if I have any friends who might....)

Blockheaded Alpha(?) Male: do you have some friend looking for a MAN 100 % whit big and hard *****

Blockheaded Alpha(?) Male: sexy                                   

Blockheaded Alpha(?) Male: and no escort

Working Girl (Me):: no...sorry

Working Girl (Me):: can't help you

Blockheaded Alpha(?) Male: i have a long list of xtra sexy lovers

Blockheaded Alpha(?) Male: 0 cost

Blockheaded Alpha(?) Male: you lost a xtra sexy man

Blockheaded Alpha(?) Male: my lovers are addicted to the best *****

Blockheaded Alpha(?) Male: 0 cost

Working Girl (Me):: you keep saying that...and have a nice day

(Then...I get this.....)

Second Life: Blockheaded Alpha(?) Male is offering friendship.

Would you be my friend ?

Second Life: Friendship offer declined.

Blockheaded Alpha(?) Male: add me

Blockheaded Alpha(?) Male: please

Blockheaded Alpha(?) Male: who knows.....

Working Girl (Me):: why?

Working Girl (Me):: unless you're planning on paying me for sex....I'm not interested in adding you to my huge friend's list

  • Haha 8
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Not "stupid" but just normal conversations with my SL child...

Demon Spawn sneaks in, drops a spider down on the back of the chair, blows some pink glitter, giggles and runs away
Jordan Whitt updates her listing on MP, offering a free set of knives with Demon Child purchase.
Demon Spawn reads the listing, and giggles.  "oh, boy, escape tools!"
Jordan Whitt: Oh good lord!!!

Demon Spawn sneaks in and paints the kitchen PINK
Jordan Whitt: THERE IS NO KITCHEN!
Demon Spawn: ahhh, so you don't know how to satisfy a man?
Jordan Whitt: why do you think you have no dad?
Demon Spawn: cuz most can't compete with a turkey baster?
Jordan Whitt: EXACTLY

 

 

Edited by Jordan Whitt
  • Haha 9
  • Confused 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

9 minutes ago, Jordan Whitt said:

Not "stupid" but just normal conversations with my SL child...

Demon Spawn sneaks in, drops a spider down on the back of the chair, blows some pink glitter, giggles and runs away
Jordan Whitt updates her listing on MP, offering a free set of knives with Demon Child purchase.
Demon Spawn reads the listing, and giggles.  "oh, boy, escape tools!"
Jordan Whitt: Oh good lord!!!

Demon Spawn sneaks in and paints the kitchen PINK
Jordan Whitt: THERE IS NO KITCHEN!
Demon Spawn: ahhh, so you don't know how to satisfy a man?
Jordan Whitt: why do you think you have no dad?
Demon Spawn: cuz most can't compete with a turkey baster?
Jordan Whitt: EXACTLY

That chat is eerily reminiscent of the kind of banter you'd hear in my RL childhood home.

  • Haha 3
Link to comment
Share on other sites

On 10/18/2021 at 10:14 PM, Lindal Kidd said:

Don't knock it until you've tried it with a sugar glider.

I had a college friend who's family kept sugar gliders. One liked to hide in the kitchen cupboards and jump on anyone who opened the door. They'd mounted a perch high on a wall next to a window, reachable by climbing the drapes. The perch was provided for "jumping on humans" practice, something gliders apparently love to do.

Nocturnal, (semi)prehensile, and marsupial are adjectives to avoid when considering a house pet, unless you're nuts. If I had a desire for pets, they'd be on the list.

  • Like 1
  • Haha 3
Link to comment
Share on other sites

I had a conversation with some guy that sent me a conversation with my then partner (one week partnership). It was so stupid, they were offending each other till this guy said something about me. I asked him why he is sending me this and he said to told my guy that he has his ip. Then my partner just disappeared. He came back after a month claiming he doesn't remember it. It was a big wow for me. 

I usually don't pay attention to such things, it's childish and don't know if it's something out of context. But also I don't like it that someone just sent me such crap. Anyways, one stupid conversation that ended bad for both of us. 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

3 hours ago, HelenaNavy92 said:

I had a conversation with some guy that sent me a conversation with my then partner (one week partnership). It was so stupid, they were offending each other till this guy said something about me. I asked him why he is sending me this and he said to told my guy that he has his ip. Then my partner just disappeared. He came back after a month claiming he doesn't remember it. It was a big wow for me. 

I usually don't pay attention to such things, it's childish and don't know if it's something out of context. But also I don't like it that someone just sent me such crap. Anyways, one stupid conversation that ended bad for both of us. 

If it was sent to you inworld, AR it. That is a violation of LL's privacy TOS.

Quote

Disclosure

Sharing personal information about other users, either directly or indirectly, without their consent—including, but not limited to, gender, religion, age, marital status, race, sexual orientation, alternate account names (including account statuses, such as whether it is on hold, suspended, or active), and real-world location beyond what is provided by them in their user profile—is not allowed. Except for the purpose of reporting abuse or any violation of policies to Linden Lab, the remote monitoring, posting or sharing of conversations without a participant’s consent are prohibited.

https://www.lindenlab.com/legal/community-standards

Edited by Silent Mistwalker
  • Like 2
Link to comment
Share on other sites

I just had a recent memory of a convo that I had with someone... Which lead to an edit of my profile under my dislikes that the line "want a real (blank)" is a red flag... Actually all my dislikes can be boiled down to being red flags now that I think about it.. Hm.

Anyways!

So, minding my own in an adult sim I get a IM from someone asking me a bunch of questions, I tried my hardest to make them have an actual convo with me but it didn't work, (no surprise there.) The line he said had me asking what he meant and he stated that the fakes are all man children, he's a real man...

I'm sorry, but if you have to say you're a real man then my auto-assumption has to be that you're not and you are exactly what you described isn't "real".

Told him that I thank him for the red flag and blocked him from there.  I have the actual convo somewhere.. If anyone wants to read it I can post it, just ask.

  • Like 3
Link to comment
Share on other sites

  • 2 weeks later...

GOFAS is "Guy on free adult sim". I love that SL stores all the chats :)

[2020/07/19 04:37] Gofas: nice ava
[2020/10/08 09:49] Gofas: LOvely ava
[2020/12/17 01:02] Gofas: lovely ava
[2021/08/26 04:48] Gofas: lovely ava
[2021/09/23 04:39] Gofas: lovely ava
[2021/10/25 05:35] Gofas: lovely ava
[2021/11/07 06:28] Gofas: lovely ava

  • Haha 7
Link to comment
Share on other sites

10 minutes ago, BeatrixBernstein said:

GOFAS is "Guy on free adult sim". I love that SL stores all the chats :)

[2020/07/19 04:37] Gofas: nice ava
[2020/10/08 09:49] Gofas: LOvely ava
[2020/12/17 01:02] Gofas: lovely ava
[2021/08/26 04:48] Gofas: lovely ava
[2021/09/23 04:39] Gofas: lovely ava
[2021/10/25 05:35] Gofas: lovely ava
[2021/11/07 06:28] Gofas: lovely ava

I always copy and paste it back to them.

  • Haha 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

I decided to AFK for the night in one of my favorite sims while in a little Dinkie ninja kitty avatar using one of the DinkieDo hud dances. I checked the next morning and someone had IM'd me asking if I had a bikini Oo...

Really dude a bikini?

 

test_004.jpg

Edited by Finite
  • Haha 4
Link to comment
Share on other sites

On 11/7/2021 at 3:29 PM, Finite said:

I decided to AFK for the night in one of my favorite sims while in a little Dinkie ninja kitty avatar using one of the DinkieDo hud dances. I checked the next morning and someone had IM'd me asking if I had a bikini Oo...

Really dude a bikini?

 

test_004.jpg

Well..maybe you had one on under the ninja suit?

  • Haha 2
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Mind you I had barely talked to this person in a group in a normal manner, and they wanted to add me so I accepted, after that they didn't talk to me until one day.

  • Them: licks up neck nibbling on left earlobe
  • me: Oh hi owo
  • Them: Op I need to brb rl
  • Them: ( Loggs off )

Some days lays later...

  • Them: Pokes cheeks with something thick n hard
  • Me: ( Not responding ).

What makes anyone think it's okay to shove a sausage in my face when I barely know them! >:V

  • Haha 5
Link to comment
Share on other sites

2 minutes ago, PixelBerry said:

Mind you I had barely talked to this person in a group in a normal manner, and they wanted to add me so I accepted, after that they didn't talk to me until one day.

  • Them: licks up neck nibbling on left earlobe
  • me: Oh hi owo
  • Them: Op I need to brb rl
  • Them: ( Loggs off )

Some days lays later...

  • Them: Pokes cheeks with something thick n hard
  • Me: ( Not responding ).

What makes anyone think it's okay to shove a sausage in my face when I barely know them! >:V

I feel bad for laughing, because it is rather offensive that anyone would think it OK to shove a sausage - or anything else unless they are a clown and it's a custard pie - into anyone's face, be they a stranger or anyone else.

 

  • Like 1
  • Haha 2
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Another person, that I'm friends with but question why at this point, trying to give them a slight hint I'm not interested. 🤡

[2021/09/11 10:34] them: hey juicy coochie have an amazing weekend
[2021/09/11 10:36] Pixelberry: you too 😄
[2021/09/11 10:36] them: ♥♥♥
[2021/09/11 10:39] them: what you doing today
[2021/09/11 10:40] PixelBerry: gonna play some phasmophobia with friends
[2021/09/11 10:40] them: nice ♥
[2021/09/11 10:42] PixelBerry: yee
[2021/09/11 10:42] PixelBerry: hbu
[2021/09/11 10:43] them: blow nut into horny women
[2021/09/11 11:12] PixelBerry: lmao
[2021/09/11 11:12] them: its not funny
[2021/09/11 11:12] them: no cute girl
[2021/09/11 11:12] them: s
[2021/09/11 11:29] Second Life: them is offline.
[2021/09/12 08:24] them: Have a great day juicy coochie
[2021/09/15 06:04] them: have a great day gorgeous
[2021/09/19 03:39] them: hey ♥
[2021/09/19 23:04] them: sup !
[2021/09/20 00:04] Second Life: them is offline.
[2021/09/26 08:46] them: hey sexy ♥
[2021/09/26 08:48] PixelBerry: hi
[2021/09/26 08:48] them: whats up ;3
[2021/09/26 08:49] PixelBerry: eating
[2021/09/26 08:49] them: what you eating qt
[2021/09/26 08:49] PixelBerry: just cereal
[2021/09/26 08:49] them: yum
[2021/09/28 07:19] them: hey qt ♥
[2021/09/28 07:49] Second Life: them is offline.
[2021/10/07 06:17] them: sup sexy ♥
[2021/10/07 06:18] PixelBerry: hanging with a friend
[2021/10/07 06:18] them: oh noice
[2021/10/17 07:58] them: hey juicy booty ♥
[2021/10/17 22:24] them: hello would you like to hump ♥
[2021/10/17 23:09] PixelBerry: noh
[2021/10/17 23:10] them: ok
[2021/10/19 05:05] them: Can I use you like a peanut butter jar
[2021/10/19 05:06] PixelBerry: no :V I told you a while ago I don't really F*** much anymore, at least I'm taking a break from it.
[2021/10/19 05:08] them: Oh okay didn't know if you still were X_X
[2021/10/19 05:08] them: Sorry for bother
[2021/10/19 05:09] PixelBerry: no problem

  • Haha 5
Link to comment
Share on other sites

11 minutes ago, PixelBerry said:

Another person, that I'm friends with but question why at this point, trying to give them a slight hint I'm not interested. 🤡

[2021/09/11 10:34] them: hey juicy coochie have an amazing weekend
[2021/09/11 10:36] Pixelberry: you too 😄
[2021/09/11 10:36] them: ♥♥♥
[2021/09/11 10:39] them: what you doing today
[2021/09/11 10:40] PixelBerry: gonna play some phasmophobia with friends
[2021/09/11 10:40] them: nice ♥
[2021/09/11 10:42] PixelBerry: yee
[2021/09/11 10:42] PixelBerry: hbu
[2021/09/11 10:43] them: blow nut into horny women
[2021/09/11 11:12] PixelBerry: lmao
[2021/09/11 11:12] them: its not funny
[2021/09/11 11:12] them: no cute girl
[2021/09/11 11:12] them: s
[2021/09/11 11:29] Second Life: them is offline.
[2021/09/12 08:24] them: Have a great day juicy coochie
[2021/09/15 06:04] them: have a great day gorgeous
[2021/09/19 03:39] them: hey ♥
[2021/09/19 23:04] them: sup !
[2021/09/20 00:04] Second Life: them is offline.
[2021/09/26 08:46] them: hey sexy ♥
[2021/09/26 08:48] PixelBerry: hi
[2021/09/26 08:48] them: whats up ;3
[2021/09/26 08:49] PixelBerry: eating
[2021/09/26 08:49] them: what you eating qt
[2021/09/26 08:49] PixelBerry: just cereal
[2021/09/26 08:49] them: yum
[2021/09/28 07:19] them: hey qt ♥
[2021/09/28 07:49] Second Life: them is offline.
[2021/10/07 06:17] them: sup sexy ♥
[2021/10/07 06:18] PixelBerry: hanging with a friend
[2021/10/07 06:18] them: oh noice
[2021/10/17 07:58] them: hey juicy booty ♥
[2021/10/17 22:24] them: hello would you like to hump ♥
[2021/10/17 23:09] PixelBerry: noh
[2021/10/17 23:10] them: ok
[2021/10/19 05:05] them: Can I use you like a peanut butter jar
[2021/10/19 05:06] PixelBerry: no :V I told you a while ago I don't really F*** much anymore, at least I'm taking a break from it.
[2021/10/19 05:08] them: Oh okay didn't know if you still were X_X
[2021/10/19 05:08] them: Sorry for bother
[2021/10/19 05:09] PixelBerry: no problem

You would think they would take the hint at some point instead of persisting. 🤣

  • Haha 2
Link to comment
Share on other sites

1 hour ago, PixelBerry said:

Another person, that I'm friends with but question why at this point, trying to give them a slight hint I'm not interested. 🤡

[2021/09/11 10:34] them: hey juicy coochie have an amazing weekend
[2021/09/11 10:36] Pixelberry: you too 😄
[2021/09/11 10:36] them: ♥♥♥
[2021/09/11 10:39] them: what you doing today
[2021/09/11 10:40] PixelBerry: gonna play some phasmophobia with friends
[2021/09/11 10:40] them: nice ♥
[2021/09/11 10:42] PixelBerry: yee
[2021/09/11 10:42] PixelBerry: hbu
[2021/09/11 10:43] them: blow nut into horny women
[2021/09/11 11:12] PixelBerry: lmao
[2021/09/11 11:12] them: its not funny
[2021/09/11 11:12] them: no cute girl
[2021/09/11 11:12] them: s
[2021/09/11 11:29] Second Life: them is offline.
[2021/09/12 08:24] them: Have a great day juicy coochie
[2021/09/15 06:04] them: have a great day gorgeous
[2021/09/19 03:39] them: hey ♥
[2021/09/19 23:04] them: sup !
[2021/09/20 00:04] Second Life: them is offline.
[2021/09/26 08:46] them: hey sexy ♥
[2021/09/26 08:48] PixelBerry: hi
[2021/09/26 08:48] them: whats up ;3
[2021/09/26 08:49] PixelBerry: eating
[2021/09/26 08:49] them: what you eating qt
[2021/09/26 08:49] PixelBerry: just cereal
[2021/09/26 08:49] them: yum
[2021/09/28 07:19] them: hey qt ♥
[2021/09/28 07:49] Second Life: them is offline.
[2021/10/07 06:17] them: sup sexy ♥
[2021/10/07 06:18] PixelBerry: hanging with a friend
[2021/10/07 06:18] them: oh noice
[2021/10/17 07:58] them: hey juicy booty ♥
[2021/10/17 22:24] them: hello would you like to hump ♥
[2021/10/17 23:09] PixelBerry: noh
[2021/10/17 23:10] them: ok
[2021/10/19 05:05] them: Can I use you like a peanut butter jar
[2021/10/19 05:06] PixelBerry: no :V I told you a while ago I don't really F*** much anymore, at least I'm taking a break from it.
[2021/10/19 05:08] them: Oh okay didn't know if you still were X_X
[2021/10/19 05:08] them: Sorry for bother
[2021/10/19 05:09] PixelBerry: no problem

   Ummm... juicy coochie...? Juicy booty...? Like... wow...! I would ask who the heck talks like that to anyone, much less a woman, unless you are already VERY intimate with her, and she likes/wants that, but it's obvious at least one... person does. Sorry for the headache PixelBerry... for all such behavior. I mean, God...! In either case I am happy that you have at least some friends that will talk with you with respect, like some on these forums. If you ever need another, I am only just a IM away.
   I mean wow, just wow...

Peace...

  • Like 2
Link to comment
Share on other sites

10 hours ago, PixelBerry said:

I don't really F*** much anymore, at least I'm taking a break from it

meme-the-frigthen-truth-of-no-sex.gif

  • Like 1
  • Haha 4
Link to comment
Share on other sites

You are about to reply to a thread that has been inactive for 97 days.

Please take a moment to consider if this thread is worth bumping.

Guest
This topic is now closed to further replies.
×
×
  • Create New...