Amina Sopwith Posted October 18, 2021 Share Posted October 18, 2021 6 hours ago, Gopi Passiflora said: My contribution is not really a funny conversation,. but just an insight perhaps into why people IM random strangers. Took place a safe hub (yeah, it's a bad habit but the antics of other users are too funny to pass up.) Dude: hi Me: hello. may I help you? Dude: help? hahaha! Me: Well then why did you IM me? Dude: It's a form of communication. (Yet he could have just said my avi's name in local if he wanted to talk to me specifically...I mean he doesn't hesitate to talk on local chat or on mic....) (This is a guy who usually is on voice talking about fringe political stuff and conspiracy theories. ) Surely you know he's beyond help. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lindal Kidd Posted October 19, 2021 Share Posted October 19, 2021 13 hours ago, Nick0678 said: There's some freaky women in SL. Don't knock it until you've tried it with a sugar glider. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Mistwalker Posted October 19, 2021 Share Posted October 19, 2021 7 hours ago, Drake1 Nightfire said: I refuse to relay the IMs i get when i am a wolf... Just.. no.. I can sympathize. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Annalise Evergarden Posted October 19, 2021 Share Posted October 19, 2021 21 hours ago, Drake1 Nightfire said: I refuse to relay the IMs i get when i am a wolf... Just.. no.. That uh.. Sounds about right. I don't wear my hellhund avi for this reason. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Monday Posted October 22, 2021 Author Share Posted October 22, 2021 (edited) Another encounter with one of my female alts. Let's call this...Money for Nothing and Your Chicks for Free (I"m going to break this up...I think it's too big for one post) Blockheaded Alpha(?) Male: hello sexy Working Girl (Me):: good afternoon... Blockheaded Alpha(?) Male: good.....and hard ..... Blockheaded Alpha(?) Male: winks Working Girl (Me): giggles Working Girl (Me):: mmmm..my favorite kind of day Blockheaded Alpha(?) Male: winks Blockheaded Alpha(?) Male: of course Blockheaded Alpha(?) Male: i see your profile... Blockheaded Alpha(?) Male: escort ? Working Girl (Me):: yes Blockheaded Alpha(?) Male: oh Blockheaded Alpha(?) Male: Working Girl (Me):: not so good and hard anymore, hon? Blockheaded Alpha(?) Male: lol Blockheaded Alpha(?) Male: i love good and hard Blockheaded Alpha(?) Male: and i am very sexy Blockheaded Alpha(?) Male: horny now......very horny Working Girl (Me):: mmmm...I saw that from your profile picture. did you want to use me today? Blockheaded Alpha(?) Male: of courseeee Blockheaded Alpha(?) Male: but .....no pay for sex Working Girl (Me):: then no sex...I'm sorry Working Girl (Me):: I don't play for free Blockheaded Alpha(?) Male: i am sure i am as sexy as you Edited October 22, 2021 by Tex Monday 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Monday Posted October 22, 2021 Author Share Posted October 22, 2021 (So...now he decides that since I won't f**k him for free, he'll see if I have any friends who might....) Blockheaded Alpha(?) Male: do you have some friend looking for a MAN 100 % whit big and hard ***** Blockheaded Alpha(?) Male: sexy Blockheaded Alpha(?) Male: and no escort Working Girl (Me):: no...sorry Working Girl (Me):: can't help you Blockheaded Alpha(?) Male: i have a long list of xtra sexy lovers Blockheaded Alpha(?) Male: 0 cost Blockheaded Alpha(?) Male: you lost a xtra sexy man Blockheaded Alpha(?) Male: my lovers are addicted to the best ***** Blockheaded Alpha(?) Male: 0 cost Working Girl (Me):: you keep saying that...and have a nice day (Then...I get this.....) Second Life: Blockheaded Alpha(?) Male is offering friendship. Would you be my friend ? Second Life: Friendship offer declined. Blockheaded Alpha(?) Male: add me Blockheaded Alpha(?) Male: please Blockheaded Alpha(?) Male: who knows..... Working Girl (Me):: why? Working Girl (Me):: unless you're planning on paying me for sex....I'm not interested in adding you to my huge friend's list 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BjorJlen Posted October 22, 2021 Share Posted October 22, 2021 Oh geeze... Now I got the line "sex for friendship" ringing in my head. I don't know why though... Ben that kinda day lol... Peace... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jordyn McGregor Posted October 22, 2021 Share Posted October 22, 2021 (edited) Not "stupid" but just normal conversations with my SL child... Demon Spawn sneaks in, drops a spider down on the back of the chair, blows some pink glitter, giggles and runs away Jordan Whitt updates her listing on MP, offering a free set of knives with Demon Child purchase. Demon Spawn reads the listing, and giggles. "oh, boy, escape tools!" Jordan Whitt: Oh good lord!!! Demon Spawn sneaks in and paints the kitchen PINK Jordan Whitt: THERE IS NO KITCHEN! Demon Spawn: ahhh, so you don't know how to satisfy a man? Jordan Whitt: why do you think you have no dad? Demon Spawn: cuz most can't compete with a turkey baster? Jordan Whitt: EXACTLY Edited October 22, 2021 by Jordan Whitt 9 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madelaine McMasters Posted October 22, 2021 Share Posted October 22, 2021 9 minutes ago, Jordan Whitt said: Not "stupid" but just normal conversations with my SL child... Demon Spawn sneaks in, drops a spider down on the back of the chair, blows some pink glitter, giggles and runs away Jordan Whitt updates her listing on MP, offering a free set of knives with Demon Child purchase. Demon Spawn reads the listing, and giggles. "oh, boy, escape tools!" Jordan Whitt: Oh good lord!!! Demon Spawn sneaks in and paints the kitchen PINK Jordan Whitt: THERE IS NO KITCHEN! Demon Spawn: ahhh, so you don't know how to satisfy a man? Jordan Whitt: why do you think you have no dad? Demon Spawn: cuz most can't compete with a turkey baster? Jordan Whitt: EXACTLY That chat is eerily reminiscent of the kind of banter you'd hear in my RL childhood home. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madelaine McMasters Posted October 22, 2021 Share Posted October 22, 2021 On 10/18/2021 at 10:14 PM, Lindal Kidd said: Don't knock it until you've tried it with a sugar glider. I had a college friend who's family kept sugar gliders. One liked to hide in the kitchen cupboards and jump on anyone who opened the door. They'd mounted a perch high on a wall next to a window, reachable by climbing the drapes. The perch was provided for "jumping on humans" practice, something gliders apparently love to do. Nocturnal, (semi)prehensile, and marsupial are adjectives to avoid when considering a house pet, unless you're nuts. If I had a desire for pets, they'd be on the list. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lindal Kidd Posted October 22, 2021 Share Posted October 22, 2021 5 hours ago, Madelaine McMasters said: If I had a desire for pets, they'd be on the list. ...Wants to be on Maddy's list. I'm not prehensile or marsupial, but I'm definitely nocturnal. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HelenaNavy92 Posted October 27, 2021 Share Posted October 27, 2021 I had a conversation with some guy that sent me a conversation with my then partner (one week partnership). It was so stupid, they were offending each other till this guy said something about me. I asked him why he is sending me this and he said to told my guy that he has his ip. Then my partner just disappeared. He came back after a month claiming he doesn't remember it. It was a big wow for me. I usually don't pay attention to such things, it's childish and don't know if it's something out of context. But also I don't like it that someone just sent me such crap. Anyways, one stupid conversation that ended bad for both of us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Mistwalker Posted October 27, 2021 Share Posted October 27, 2021 (edited) 3 hours ago, HelenaNavy92 said: I had a conversation with some guy that sent me a conversation with my then partner (one week partnership). It was so stupid, they were offending each other till this guy said something about me. I asked him why he is sending me this and he said to told my guy that he has his ip. Then my partner just disappeared. He came back after a month claiming he doesn't remember it. It was a big wow for me. I usually don't pay attention to such things, it's childish and don't know if it's something out of context. But also I don't like it that someone just sent me such crap. Anyways, one stupid conversation that ended bad for both of us. If it was sent to you inworld, AR it. That is a violation of LL's privacy TOS. Quote Disclosure Sharing personal information about other users, either directly or indirectly, without their consent—including, but not limited to, gender, religion, age, marital status, race, sexual orientation, alternate account names (including account statuses, such as whether it is on hold, suspended, or active), and real-world location beyond what is provided by them in their user profile—is not allowed. Except for the purpose of reporting abuse or any violation of policies to Linden Lab, the remote monitoring, posting or sharing of conversations without a participant’s consent are prohibited. https://www.lindenlab.com/legal/community-standards Edited October 27, 2021 by Silent Mistwalker 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Annalise Evergarden Posted October 27, 2021 Share Posted October 27, 2021 I just had a recent memory of a convo that I had with someone... Which lead to an edit of my profile under my dislikes that the line "want a real (blank)" is a red flag... Actually all my dislikes can be boiled down to being red flags now that I think about it.. Hm. Anyways! So, minding my own in an adult sim I get a IM from someone asking me a bunch of questions, I tried my hardest to make them have an actual convo with me but it didn't work, (no surprise there.) The line he said had me asking what he meant and he stated that the fakes are all man children, he's a real man... I'm sorry, but if you have to say you're a real man then my auto-assumption has to be that you're not and you are exactly what you described isn't "real". Told him that I thank him for the red flag and blocked him from there. I have the actual convo somewhere.. If anyone wants to read it I can post it, just ask. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeatrixBernstein Posted November 7, 2021 Share Posted November 7, 2021 GOFAS is "Guy on free adult sim". I love that SL stores all the chats [2020/07/19 04:37] Gofas: nice ava [2020/10/08 09:49] Gofas: LOvely ava [2020/12/17 01:02] Gofas: lovely ava [2021/08/26 04:48] Gofas: lovely ava [2021/09/23 04:39] Gofas: lovely ava [2021/10/25 05:35] Gofas: lovely ava [2021/11/07 06:28] Gofas: lovely ava 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rowan Amore Posted November 7, 2021 Share Posted November 7, 2021 10 minutes ago, BeatrixBernstein said: GOFAS is "Guy on free adult sim". I love that SL stores all the chats [2020/07/19 04:37] Gofas: nice ava [2020/10/08 09:49] Gofas: LOvely ava [2020/12/17 01:02] Gofas: lovely ava [2021/08/26 04:48] Gofas: lovely ava [2021/09/23 04:39] Gofas: lovely ava [2021/10/25 05:35] Gofas: lovely ava [2021/11/07 06:28] Gofas: lovely ava I always copy and paste it back to them. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeatrixBernstein Posted November 7, 2021 Share Posted November 7, 2021 6 minutes ago, Rowan Amore said: I always copy and paste it back to them. That's what I did today. I'm curious if he will approach me again... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finite Posted November 7, 2021 Share Posted November 7, 2021 (edited) I decided to AFK for the night in one of my favorite sims while in a little Dinkie ninja kitty avatar using one of the DinkieDo hud dances. I checked the next morning and someone had IM'd me asking if I had a bikini Oo... Really dude a bikini? Edited November 7, 2021 by Finite 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reese Wicken Posted November 9, 2021 Share Posted November 9, 2021 On 11/7/2021 at 3:29 PM, Finite said: I decided to AFK for the night in one of my favorite sims while in a little Dinkie ninja kitty avatar using one of the DinkieDo hud dances. I checked the next morning and someone had IM'd me asking if I had a bikini Oo... Really dude a bikini? Well..maybe you had one on under the ninja suit? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PixelBerry Posted November 9, 2021 Share Posted November 9, 2021 Mind you I had barely talked to this person in a group in a normal manner, and they wanted to add me so I accepted, after that they didn't talk to me until one day. Them: licks up neck nibbling on left earlobe me: Oh hi owo Them: Op I need to brb rl Them: ( Loggs off ) Some days lays later... Them: Pokes cheeks with something thick n hard Me: ( Not responding ). What makes anyone think it's okay to shove a sausage in my face when I barely know them! >:V 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marigold Devin Posted November 9, 2021 Share Posted November 9, 2021 2 minutes ago, PixelBerry said: Mind you I had barely talked to this person in a group in a normal manner, and they wanted to add me so I accepted, after that they didn't talk to me until one day. Them: licks up neck nibbling on left earlobe me: Oh hi owo Them: Op I need to brb rl Them: ( Loggs off ) Some days lays later... Them: Pokes cheeks with something thick n hard Me: ( Not responding ). What makes anyone think it's okay to shove a sausage in my face when I barely know them! >:V I feel bad for laughing, because it is rather offensive that anyone would think it OK to shove a sausage - or anything else unless they are a clown and it's a custard pie - into anyone's face, be they a stranger or anyone else. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PixelBerry Posted November 9, 2021 Share Posted November 9, 2021 Another person, that I'm friends with but question why at this point, trying to give them a slight hint I'm not interested. 🤡 [2021/09/11 10:34] them: hey juicy coochie have an amazing weekend [2021/09/11 10:36] Pixelberry: you too 😄 [2021/09/11 10:36] them: ♥♥♥ [2021/09/11 10:39] them: what you doing today [2021/09/11 10:40] PixelBerry: gonna play some phasmophobia with friends [2021/09/11 10:40] them: nice ♥ [2021/09/11 10:42] PixelBerry: yee [2021/09/11 10:42] PixelBerry: hbu [2021/09/11 10:43] them: blow nut into horny women [2021/09/11 11:12] PixelBerry: lmao [2021/09/11 11:12] them: its not funny [2021/09/11 11:12] them: no cute girl [2021/09/11 11:12] them: s [2021/09/11 11:29] Second Life: them is offline. [2021/09/12 08:24] them: Have a great day juicy coochie [2021/09/15 06:04] them: have a great day gorgeous [2021/09/19 03:39] them: hey ♥ [2021/09/19 23:04] them: sup ! [2021/09/20 00:04] Second Life: them is offline. [2021/09/26 08:46] them: hey sexy ♥ [2021/09/26 08:48] PixelBerry: hi [2021/09/26 08:48] them: whats up ;3 [2021/09/26 08:49] PixelBerry: eating [2021/09/26 08:49] them: what you eating qt [2021/09/26 08:49] PixelBerry: just cereal [2021/09/26 08:49] them: yum [2021/09/28 07:19] them: hey qt ♥ [2021/09/28 07:49] Second Life: them is offline. [2021/10/07 06:17] them: sup sexy ♥ [2021/10/07 06:18] PixelBerry: hanging with a friend [2021/10/07 06:18] them: oh noice [2021/10/17 07:58] them: hey juicy booty ♥ [2021/10/17 22:24] them: hello would you like to hump ♥ [2021/10/17 23:09] PixelBerry: noh [2021/10/17 23:10] them: ok [2021/10/19 05:05] them: Can I use you like a peanut butter jar [2021/10/19 05:06] PixelBerry: no :V I told you a while ago I don't really F*** much anymore, at least I'm taking a break from it. [2021/10/19 05:08] them: Oh okay didn't know if you still were X_X [2021/10/19 05:08] them: Sorry for bother [2021/10/19 05:09] PixelBerry: no problem 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marigold Devin Posted November 9, 2021 Share Posted November 9, 2021 11 minutes ago, PixelBerry said: Another person, that I'm friends with but question why at this point, trying to give them a slight hint I'm not interested. 🤡 [2021/09/11 10:34] them: hey juicy coochie have an amazing weekend [2021/09/11 10:36] Pixelberry: you too 😄 [2021/09/11 10:36] them: ♥♥♥ [2021/09/11 10:39] them: what you doing today [2021/09/11 10:40] PixelBerry: gonna play some phasmophobia with friends [2021/09/11 10:40] them: nice ♥ [2021/09/11 10:42] PixelBerry: yee [2021/09/11 10:42] PixelBerry: hbu [2021/09/11 10:43] them: blow nut into horny women [2021/09/11 11:12] PixelBerry: lmao [2021/09/11 11:12] them: its not funny [2021/09/11 11:12] them: no cute girl [2021/09/11 11:12] them: s [2021/09/11 11:29] Second Life: them is offline. [2021/09/12 08:24] them: Have a great day juicy coochie [2021/09/15 06:04] them: have a great day gorgeous [2021/09/19 03:39] them: hey ♥ [2021/09/19 23:04] them: sup ! [2021/09/20 00:04] Second Life: them is offline. [2021/09/26 08:46] them: hey sexy ♥ [2021/09/26 08:48] PixelBerry: hi [2021/09/26 08:48] them: whats up ;3 [2021/09/26 08:49] PixelBerry: eating [2021/09/26 08:49] them: what you eating qt [2021/09/26 08:49] PixelBerry: just cereal [2021/09/26 08:49] them: yum [2021/09/28 07:19] them: hey qt ♥ [2021/09/28 07:49] Second Life: them is offline. [2021/10/07 06:17] them: sup sexy ♥ [2021/10/07 06:18] PixelBerry: hanging with a friend [2021/10/07 06:18] them: oh noice [2021/10/17 07:58] them: hey juicy booty ♥ [2021/10/17 22:24] them: hello would you like to hump ♥ [2021/10/17 23:09] PixelBerry: noh [2021/10/17 23:10] them: ok [2021/10/19 05:05] them: Can I use you like a peanut butter jar [2021/10/19 05:06] PixelBerry: no :V I told you a while ago I don't really F*** much anymore, at least I'm taking a break from it. [2021/10/19 05:08] them: Oh okay didn't know if you still were X_X [2021/10/19 05:08] them: Sorry for bother [2021/10/19 05:09] PixelBerry: no problem You would think they would take the hint at some point instead of persisting. 🤣 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BjorJlen Posted November 10, 2021 Share Posted November 10, 2021 1 hour ago, PixelBerry said: Another person, that I'm friends with but question why at this point, trying to give them a slight hint I'm not interested. 🤡 [2021/09/11 10:34] them: hey juicy coochie have an amazing weekend [2021/09/11 10:36] Pixelberry: you too 😄 [2021/09/11 10:36] them: ♥♥♥ [2021/09/11 10:39] them: what you doing today [2021/09/11 10:40] PixelBerry: gonna play some phasmophobia with friends [2021/09/11 10:40] them: nice ♥ [2021/09/11 10:42] PixelBerry: yee [2021/09/11 10:42] PixelBerry: hbu [2021/09/11 10:43] them: blow nut into horny women [2021/09/11 11:12] PixelBerry: lmao [2021/09/11 11:12] them: its not funny [2021/09/11 11:12] them: no cute girl [2021/09/11 11:12] them: s [2021/09/11 11:29] Second Life: them is offline. [2021/09/12 08:24] them: Have a great day juicy coochie [2021/09/15 06:04] them: have a great day gorgeous [2021/09/19 03:39] them: hey ♥ [2021/09/19 23:04] them: sup ! [2021/09/20 00:04] Second Life: them is offline. [2021/09/26 08:46] them: hey sexy ♥ [2021/09/26 08:48] PixelBerry: hi [2021/09/26 08:48] them: whats up ;3 [2021/09/26 08:49] PixelBerry: eating [2021/09/26 08:49] them: what you eating qt [2021/09/26 08:49] PixelBerry: just cereal [2021/09/26 08:49] them: yum [2021/09/28 07:19] them: hey qt ♥ [2021/09/28 07:49] Second Life: them is offline. [2021/10/07 06:17] them: sup sexy ♥ [2021/10/07 06:18] PixelBerry: hanging with a friend [2021/10/07 06:18] them: oh noice [2021/10/17 07:58] them: hey juicy booty ♥ [2021/10/17 22:24] them: hello would you like to hump ♥ [2021/10/17 23:09] PixelBerry: noh [2021/10/17 23:10] them: ok [2021/10/19 05:05] them: Can I use you like a peanut butter jar [2021/10/19 05:06] PixelBerry: no :V I told you a while ago I don't really F*** much anymore, at least I'm taking a break from it. [2021/10/19 05:08] them: Oh okay didn't know if you still were X_X [2021/10/19 05:08] them: Sorry for bother [2021/10/19 05:09] PixelBerry: no problem Ummm... juicy coochie...? Juicy booty...? Like... wow...! I would ask who the heck talks like that to anyone, much less a woman, unless you are already VERY intimate with her, and she likes/wants that, but it's obvious at least one... person does. Sorry for the headache PixelBerry... for all such behavior. I mean, God...! In either case I am happy that you have at least some friends that will talk with you with respect, like some on these forums. If you ever need another, I am only just a IM away. I mean wow, just wow... Peace... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick0678 Posted November 10, 2021 Share Posted November 10, 2021 10 hours ago, PixelBerry said: I don't really F*** much anymore, at least I'm taking a break from it 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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