Tex Monday Posted November 12, 2021 Author Share Posted November 12, 2021 On 11/9/2021 at 6:08 PM, PixelBerry said: Mind you I had barely talked to this person in a group in a normal manner, and they wanted to add me so I accepted, after that they didn't talk to me until one day. Them: licks up neck nibbling on left earlobe me: Oh hi owo Them: Op I need to brb rl Them: ( Loggs off ) Some days lays later... Them: Pokes cheeks with something thick n hard Me: ( Not responding ). I played with someone once and every time he'd IM me it would start out with something like that. Eventually, I just stopped responding. I think, though, he finally got the hint. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Monday Posted November 12, 2021 Author Share Posted November 12, 2021 I had an interesting conversation with someone who seemed to think he knew everything. A bit of background. This was a Muffin Milker's sim where I was playing a bull. Know it all D**KHEAD: ....all bull here need to give seed if they want to breed Me: I plan to give seed...to this lovely cow Know it all D**KHEAD: no to the machine .. Me: what machine? Know it all D**KHEAD: one next to you is good enough Me: why? Know it all D**KHEAD: because i said so .no outside bull ..takes bonuses from here Me: because you said so? I'll ask one of the managers if that's true Know it all D**KHEAD: because i said Me: Still not answer. Who are you that your say so means that much? Never got an answer after that. Sent this to the sim owner and they never responded which leads me to believe that D**KHEAD didn't know what he was talking about. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Monday Posted November 12, 2021 Author Share Posted November 12, 2021 (edited) This was a completely random IM. I had never met him before and (obviously) my partner didn't either: Mr Super Stud: i gave you wife black d**k. done nutted hard in the b***h Tex: excuse me???? Mr Super Stud: i f***ed your b***h and gave her my black baby Tex: Did you enjoy it? Mr Super Stud: b**h passed out so i'm still pumpin' other b***hes Tex: That's funny. So why decide to IM me? Mr Super Stud: to let you know that girl is a hoe...we gang banged her good Tex: And who was this again? Mr Super Stud: just some random black guy who grabbed your girl. she serves black d**k now Tex: no no...my girl....which one? Mr Super Stud: so many i forget Tex: well, when you figure out who it is, let me know ok? Edited November 12, 2021 by Tex Monday 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Mistwalker Posted November 12, 2021 Share Posted November 12, 2021 18 minutes ago, Tex Monday said: This was a completely random IM. I had never met him before and (obviously) my partner didn't either: Mr Super Stud: i gave you wife black d**k. done nutted hard in the b***h Tex: excuse me???? Mr Super Stud: i f***ed your b***h and gave her my black baby Tex: Did you enjoy it? Mr Super Stud: b**h passed out so i'm still pumpin' other b***hes Tex: That's funny. So why decide to IM me? Mr Super Stud: to let you know that girl is a hoe...we gang banged her good Tex: And who was this again? Mr Super Stud: just some random black guy who grabbed your girl. she serves black d**k now Tex: no no...my girl....which one? Mr Super Stud: so many i forget Tex: well, when you figure out who it is, let me know ok? Talk about missing the point. What you said went completely over his head. 😂 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rowan Amore Posted November 12, 2021 Share Posted November 12, 2021 44 minutes ago, Silent Mistwalker said: Talk about missing the point. What you said went completely over his head. 😂 Apparently, no blood flow left for those brain cells. 😅😆 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Mistwalker Posted November 12, 2021 Share Posted November 12, 2021 52 minutes ago, Rowan Amore said: Apparently, no blood flow left for those brain cells. 😅😆 Considering it takes two brain cells to rub together, I think he only had one left. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krystina Ferraris Posted November 12, 2021 Share Posted November 12, 2021 10 hours ago, Tex Monday said: I had an interesting conversation with someone who seemed to think he knew everything. A bit of background. This was a Muffin Milker's sim where I was playing a bull. Know it all D**KHEAD: ....all bull here need to give seed if they want to breed Me: I plan to give seed...to this lovely cow Know it all D**KHEAD: no to the machine .. Me: what machine? Know it all D**KHEAD: one next to you is good enough Me: why? Know it all D**KHEAD: because i said so .no outside bull ..takes bonuses from here Me: because you said so? I'll ask one of the managers if that's true Know it all D**KHEAD: because i said Me: Still not answer. Who are you that your say so means that much? Never got an answer after that. Sent this to the sim owner and they never responded which leads me to believe that D**KHEAD didn't know what he was talking about. I’m a RL large animal vet and have to AI cows in season sometimes. I tell you I wish I could have these conversations with the bulls 🤣🐄 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krystina Ferraris Posted November 12, 2021 Share Posted November 12, 2021 10 hours ago, Tex Monday said: This was a completely random IM. I had never met him before and (obviously) my partner didn't either: Mr Super Stud: i gave you wife black d**k. done nutted hard in the b***h Tex: excuse me???? Mr Super Stud: i f***ed your b***h and gave her my black baby Tex: Did you enjoy it? Mr Super Stud: b**h passed out so i'm still pumpin' other b***hes Tex: That's funny. So why decide to IM me? Mr Super Stud: to let you know that girl is a hoe...we gang banged her good Tex: And who was this again? Mr Super Stud: just some random black guy who grabbed your girl. she serves black d**k now Tex: no no...my girl....which one? Mr Super Stud: so many i forget Tex: well, when you figure out who it is, let me know ok? Too much testosterone can have adverse consequences… brain shrinks enough to fit in that other little head down there 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BjorJlen Posted November 12, 2021 Share Posted November 12, 2021 11 hours ago, Silent Mistwalker said: Considering it takes two brain cells to rub together, I think he only had one left. Probably because he rubbed the other one out on his down time... 🙃 Peace... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mortified Wanderer Posted November 12, 2021 Share Posted November 12, 2021 I had someone in a really nice pig avatar IM me this morning.. PigAvi: Hello there he oinks fearfully. Me: Sorry darlin, I'm a vegetarian. His username told me all I needed to know, I wonder if he'll approach me again in a broccoli av next. 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Mistwalker Posted November 12, 2021 Share Posted November 12, 2021 40 minutes ago, BjorJlen said: Probably because he rubbed the other one out on his down time... 🙃 Peace... Considering all the rest were fried by the excess testosterone, it wouldn't surprise me. 🤭 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janet Voxel Posted November 12, 2021 Share Posted November 12, 2021 DEFINITION OF INSANITY *I tp into a club with voice disabled* Random Guy: Hello Me: Hello *Small talk conversation ensues about how my avatar is beautiful, blah, blah, blah, random friend request thrown in there like a hail mary* Random Guy: Do you come here often? Me: Every once in a while; they play good music here. Me: How about you? Random Guy: I mostly hang out here and a couple other places. Random Guy: Do you voice? Me: Yes Random Guy: Really? That's rare. Most women I try to talk to here don't voice. Me: Well, the sim has voice disabled. I find that people that aren't interested in voice tend to hang out on sims where voice is disabled. There are countless other sims where you can hang out where voice is enabled and you can voice to your heart's content. Random Guy: Yeah, that's true, I guess. I guess I never thought of it that way. I guess I meant more like a lot of people I meet here don't want to voice. *closes box* 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rowan Amore Posted November 12, 2021 Share Posted November 12, 2021 (edited) Today when I land in a photogenic area for a photo. Random guy: waves Me: Hello. (I continue on my way as I'm looking for a good spot for a pic) Random guy: Wait, wait..runs up to follow you Me: I'd rather you didn't. Random guy: continues to follow you quietly. (which he did!) Me: teleports to another place for a picture Edited November 12, 2021 by Rowan Amore 6 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scylla Rhiadra Posted November 12, 2021 Share Posted November 12, 2021 4 hours ago, Mortified Wanderer said: I had someone in a really nice pig avatar IM me this morning.. PigAvi: Hello there he oinks fearfully. Me: Sorry darlin, I'm a vegetarian. His username told me all I needed to know, I wonder if he'll approach me again in a broccoli av next. I'm seeing a theme develop here in this thread . . . 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drake1 Nightfire Posted November 13, 2021 Share Posted November 13, 2021 I had a woman go on a 4 day rant over how they knew everything about me because i put that a personality test said i was ENTJ. The assumptions she made changed from hour to hour. It was mildly amusing reading her overnight offline rants that came in via email. This is how it started.. Crazy Lady: Oh lord...you're an ENTJ...that explains it Crazy Lady: LOL Crazy Lady: INTJs are the really hard ones Crazy Lady: I'm friends sort of with one, and golly, that is one difficult and confusing ass person....LOL Crazy Lady: So, you're NTJ.....that's not good....LOL Drake Nightfire (drake1.nightfire): o.0 Crazy Lady: LOL...I never know what that face really means Drake Nightfire (drake1.nightfire): i'm just wondering how i know you Crazy Lady: You don't...I just saw you talking at *redacted* Drake Nightfire (drake1.nightfire): ok Crazy Lady: I got pulled away, but I thought I'd perve your profile since you were talking Crazy Lady: and just chuckled Drake Nightfire (drake1.nightfire): why is ENTJ a bad thing? Crazy Lady: LOL...Well, it's just a lot harder to deal with and they're more rigid and inflexible about things Crazy Lady: also, not very emotional Crazy Lady: everything is about logic, but logic on their own terms too Crazy Lady: can be double-standards Drake Nightfire (drake1.nightfire): you should really get to know a person before you judge them. Crazy Lady: LOL....I do Crazy Lady: I haven't judged you hon Crazy Lady: I don't know you Crazy Lady: I just laughed seeing you were an ENTJ It went far downhill from there. 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PixelBerry Posted November 13, 2021 Share Posted November 13, 2021 1 hour ago, Drake1 Nightfire said: I had a woman go on a 4 day rant over how they knew everything about me because i put that a personality test said i was ENTJ. The assumptions she made changed from hour to hour. It was mildly amusing reading her overnight offline rants that came in via email. This is how it started.. Crazy Lady: Oh lord...you're an ENTJ...that explains it Crazy Lady: LOL Crazy Lady: INTJs are the really hard ones Crazy Lady: I'm friends sort of with one, and golly, that is one difficult and confusing ass person....LOL Crazy Lady: So, you're NTJ.....that's not good....LOL Drake Nightfire (drake1.nightfire): o.0 Crazy Lady: LOL...I never know what that face really means Drake Nightfire (drake1.nightfire): i'm just wondering how i know you Crazy Lady: You don't...I just saw you talking at *redacted* Drake Nightfire (drake1.nightfire): ok Crazy Lady: I got pulled away, but I thought I'd perve your profile since you were talking Crazy Lady: and just chuckled Drake Nightfire (drake1.nightfire): why is ENTJ a bad thing? Crazy Lady: LOL...Well, it's just a lot harder to deal with and they're more rigid and inflexible about things Crazy Lady: also, not very emotional Crazy Lady: everything is about logic, but logic on their own terms too Crazy Lady: can be double-standards Drake Nightfire (drake1.nightfire): you should really get to know a person before you judge them. Crazy Lady: LOL....I do Crazy Lady: I haven't judged you hon Crazy Lady: I don't know you Crazy Lady: I just laughed seeing you were an ENTJ It went far downhill from there. I find it funny how people think a test like that will tell how a person is 100%, it might give a slight idea but people are more complex than so. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lillith Hapmouche Posted November 13, 2021 Share Posted November 13, 2021 Ente, Ente, Ente, Gans... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick0678 Posted November 13, 2021 Share Posted November 13, 2021 7 hours ago, PixelBerry said: I find it funny how people think a test like that will tell how a person is 100%, it might give a slight idea but people are more complex than so. Actually It doesn't tell anything. i 've met people who were supposedly ENT's and the moment you pushed them a bit they crawled back to a corner and avoid even their pet cats. All that these tests tell us is how someone wants to view himself/herself and nothing more. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PixelBerry Posted November 13, 2021 Share Posted November 13, 2021 1 hour ago, Nick0678 said: Actually It doesn't tell anything. i 've met people who were supposedly ENT's and the moment you pushed them a bit they crawled back to a corner and avoid even their pet cats. All that these tests tell us is how someone wants to view himself/herself and nothing more. Come to think of it, yeah it makes sense. You get a result that you don't like so you change the test. 😅 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katherine Heartsong Posted November 13, 2021 Share Posted November 13, 2021 (edited) My stupidest ones are normally along this pattern ... [him]: Lots of polite chat, compliments, asking me to dance ... etc I check his profile out, notice the "only into real girls" rant. So I make sure. [me]: You have read my profile, right? [me]: Sure, it sounds really lovely, let's dance ... small talk, nice guy vibe Thinks this is about to go downhill fast, but whatever ... [me]: You have read my profile fully, right? [him]: Yeah, you're super nice and really pretty and chill. Really an artist, huh? I know he fully hasn't now at this point. [me]: *giggles* Yeah, but did you specifically read Pick #9a where I talk about being a guy in real life? [long silent pause] [insert homophobic remarks or "you cat-fished me" remarks here] *giggles* [me]: I stated right in my profile, cutie, that.... POOF But I figure, still out for a nice evening dancing at Foxxies or Frankies all gowned up so nothing lost Edited November 13, 2021 by Katherine Heartsong 4 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Monday Posted November 13, 2021 Author Share Posted November 13, 2021 2 hours ago, Katherine Heartsong said: [me]: *giggles* Yeah, but did you specifically read Pick #9a where I talk about being a guy in real life? [long silent pause] [insert homophobic remarks or "you cat-fished me" remarks here] I've had those too. I was escorting in one of my AVs and this guy comes up to me wanting me to voice with him to prove that I was female. I told him that I didn't have a microphone (which was true) and he starts off with the customary homophobic remarks and that I should go off and die and that he would have paid me oodles of Lindens if I had voiced with him. Some people are just stupid, which of course, is the point of this whole thread. Nice to see some new ones coming in. Keep 'em going!!! 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PixelBerry Posted November 14, 2021 Share Posted November 14, 2021 [09:16] Them: Hope you had a good weekend juicy ***** [09:17] PixelBerry: yeah its as okay as it can get :v 👀 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marigold Devin Posted November 14, 2021 Share Posted November 14, 2021 Just now, PixelBerry said: [09:16] Them: Hope you had a good weekend juicy ***** [09:17] PixelBerry: yeah its as okay as it can get :v 👀 Not just Second Life, I get the randoms on Facebook too *sighs and scowls* Him-who-didn't-take-the-hint-the-first-time-round: Hey hottie u didn't answer my msgs Me: (silently) mute and delete chat. Hardly likely to be the man of my dreams I've been waiting for ... or even anyone likely to turn out to be a halfway decent friend 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Syo Emerald Posted November 14, 2021 Share Posted November 14, 2021 On 11/13/2021 at 10:21 AM, Nick0678 said: Actually It doesn't tell anything. i 've met people who were supposedly ENT's and the moment you pushed them a bit they crawled back to a corner and avoid even their pet cats. All that these tests tell us is how someone wants to view himself/herself and nothing more. They do indeed tell you absolutly nothing. The person who came up with the infamous Myers Briggs test had zero credibility in psychology, to my knowledge. Also needless to say that people aren't to be put into neat little boxes, where are short summary tells you who they are. This is the zodiac signs for people who like their zodiac signs with science flavor. The descriptions are vague enough, that you have way too much freedom to "read yourself" into any description. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drake1 Nightfire Posted November 14, 2021 Share Posted November 14, 2021 52 minutes ago, Syo Emerald said: They do indeed tell you absolutly nothing. The person who came up with the infamous Myers Briggs test had zero credibility in psychology, to my knowledge. Also needless to say that people aren't to be put into neat little boxes, where are short summary tells you who they are. This is the zodiac signs for people who like their zodiac signs with science flavor. The descriptions are vague enough, that you have way too much freedom to "read yourself" into any description. They will give you a fairly accurate breakdown of yourself.. At that exact moment in your life, it will probably change later that day though. I took the same test 6 days in a row and got 6 different answers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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