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On 11/9/2021 at 6:08 PM, PixelBerry said:

Mind you I had barely talked to this person in a group in a normal manner, and they wanted to add me so I accepted, after that they didn't talk to me until one day.

  • Them: licks up neck nibbling on left earlobe
  • me: Oh hi owo
  • Them: Op I need to brb rl
  • Them: ( Loggs off )

Some days lays later...

  • Them: Pokes cheeks with something thick n hard
  • Me: ( Not responding ).

 

I played with someone once and every time he'd IM me it would start out with something like that. Eventually, I just stopped responding. I think, though, he finally got the hint. 

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I had an interesting conversation with someone who seemed to think he knew everything. A bit of background. This was a Muffin Milker's sim where I was playing a bull. 

Know it all D**KHEAD: ....all bull here need to give seed if they want to breed

Me: I plan to give seed...to this lovely cow

Know it all D**KHEAD: no to the machine ..

Me: what machine?

Know it all D**KHEAD: one next to you is good enough

Me: why?

Know it all D**KHEAD: because i said so .no outside bull ..takes bonuses from here

Me: because you said so? I'll ask one of the managers if that's true

Know it all D**KHEAD:  because i said

Me: Still not answer. Who are you that your say so means that much?

Never got an answer after that. Sent this to the sim owner and they never responded which leads me to believe that D**KHEAD didn't know what he was talking about. 

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This was a completely random IM. I had never met him before and (obviously) my partner didn't either: 

Mr Super Stud: i gave you wife black d**k. done nutted hard in the b***h

Tex: excuse me????

Mr Super Stud: i f***ed your b***h and gave her my black baby

Tex:  Did you enjoy it?

Mr Super Stud: b**h passed out so i'm still pumpin' other b***hes

Tex: That's funny. So why decide to IM me?

Mr Super Stud: to let you know that girl is a hoe...we gang banged her good

Tex: And who was this again?

Mr Super Stud: just some random black guy who grabbed your girl. she serves black d**k now

Tex: no no...my girl....which one?

Mr Super Stud: so many i forget

Tex: well, when you figure out who it is, let me know ok?

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18 minutes ago, Tex Monday said:

This was a completely random IM. I had never met him before and (obviously) my partner didn't either: 

Mr Super Stud: i gave you wife black d**k. done nutted hard in the b***h

Tex: excuse me????

Mr Super Stud: i f***ed your b***h and gave her my black baby

Tex:  Did you enjoy it?

Mr Super Stud: b**h passed out so i'm still pumpin' other b***hes

Tex: That's funny. So why decide to IM me?

Mr Super Stud: to let you know that girl is a hoe...we gang banged her good

Tex: And who was this again?

Mr Super Stud: just some random black guy who grabbed your girl. she serves black d**k now

Tex: no no...my girl....which one?

Mr Super Stud: so many i forget

Tex: well, when you figure out who it is, let me know ok?

 

Talk about missing the point. What you said went completely over his head. 😂

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10 hours ago, Tex Monday said:

I had an interesting conversation with someone who seemed to think he knew everything. A bit of background. This was a Muffin Milker's sim where I was playing a bull. 

Know it all D**KHEAD: ....all bull here need to give seed if they want to breed

Me: I plan to give seed...to this lovely cow

Know it all D**KHEAD: no to the machine ..

Me: what machine?

Know it all D**KHEAD: one next to you is good enough

Me: why?

Know it all D**KHEAD: because i said so .no outside bull ..takes bonuses from here

Me: because you said so? I'll ask one of the managers if that's true

Know it all D**KHEAD:  because i said

Me: Still not answer. Who are you that your say so means that much?

Never got an answer after that. Sent this to the sim owner and they never responded which leads me to believe that D**KHEAD didn't know what he was talking about. 

I’m a RL large animal vet and have to AI cows in season sometimes. I tell you I wish I could have these conversations with the bulls 🤣🐄

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10 hours ago, Tex Monday said:

This was a completely random IM. I had never met him before and (obviously) my partner didn't either: 

Mr Super Stud: i gave you wife black d**k. done nutted hard in the b***h

Tex: excuse me????

Mr Super Stud: i f***ed your b***h and gave her my black baby

Tex:  Did you enjoy it?

Mr Super Stud: b**h passed out so i'm still pumpin' other b***hes

Tex: That's funny. So why decide to IM me?

Mr Super Stud: to let you know that girl is a hoe...we gang banged her good

Tex: And who was this again?

Mr Super Stud: just some random black guy who grabbed your girl. she serves black d**k now

Tex: no no...my girl....which one?

Mr Super Stud: so many i forget

Tex: well, when you figure out who it is, let me know ok?

Too much testosterone can have adverse consequences… brain shrinks enough to fit in that other little head down there 

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11 hours ago, Silent Mistwalker said:

Considering it takes two brain cells to rub together, I think he only had one left.

   Probably because he rubbed the other one out on his down time... 🙃

Peace...

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DEFINITION OF INSANITY

*I tp into a club with voice disabled*

Random Guy: Hello

Me: Hello

*Small talk conversation ensues about how my avatar is beautiful, blah, blah, blah, random friend request thrown in there like a hail mary*

Random Guy: Do you come here often?

Me: Every once in a while; they play good music here.

Me: How about you?

Random Guy: I mostly hang out here and a couple other places.

Random Guy: Do you voice?

Me: Yes

Random Guy: Really? That's rare. Most women I try to talk to here don't voice.

Me: Well, the sim has voice disabled. I find that people that aren't interested in voice tend to hang out on sims where voice is disabled. There are countless other sims where you can hang out where voice is enabled and you can voice to your heart's content.

Random Guy: Yeah, that's true, I guess. I guess I never thought of it that way. I guess I meant more like a lot of people I meet here don't want to voice.

*closes box*

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Today when I land in a photogenic area for a photo.

Random guy:  waves

Me:  Hello. (I continue on my way as I'm looking for a good spot for a pic)

Random guy:  Wait, wait..runs up to follow you

Me:  I'd rather you didn't.

Random guy:  continues to follow you quietly. (which he did!)

Me:  teleports to another place for a picture

 

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4 hours ago, Mortified Wanderer said:

I had someone in a really nice pig avatar IM me this morning.. 

PigAvi: Hello there he oinks fearfully.

Me: Sorry darlin, I'm a vegetarian.

His username told me all I needed to know, I wonder if he'll approach me again in a broccoli av next.

I'm seeing a theme develop here in this thread . . .

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I had a woman go on a 4 day rant over how they knew everything about me because i put that a personality test said i was ENTJ. The assumptions she made changed from hour to hour. It was mildly amusing reading her overnight offline rants that came in via email. 

This is how it started.. 

Crazy Lady: Oh lord...you're an ENTJ...that explains it
Crazy Lady: LOL
Crazy Lady: INTJs are the really hard ones
Crazy Lady: I'm friends sort of with one, and golly, that is one difficult and confusing ass person....LOL
Crazy Lady: So, you're NTJ.....that's not good....LOL
Drake Nightfire (drake1.nightfire): o.0
Crazy Lady: LOL...I never know what that face really means
Drake Nightfire (drake1.nightfire): i'm just wondering how i know you
Crazy Lady: You don't...I just saw you talking at *redacted*
Drake Nightfire (drake1.nightfire): ok
Crazy Lady: I got pulled away, but I thought I'd perve your profile since you were talking
Crazy Lady: and just chuckled
Drake Nightfire (drake1.nightfire): why is ENTJ a bad thing?
Crazy Lady: LOL...Well, it's just a lot harder to deal with and they're more rigid and inflexible about things
Crazy Lady: also, not very emotional
Crazy Lady: everything is about logic, but logic on their own terms too
Crazy Lady: can be double-standards
Drake Nightfire (drake1.nightfire): you should really get to know a person before you judge them.
Crazy Lady: LOL....I do
Crazy Lady: I haven't judged you hon
Crazy Lady: I don't know you
Crazy Lady: I just laughed seeing you were an ENTJ

It went far downhill from there. 

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1 hour ago, Drake1 Nightfire said:

I had a woman go on a 4 day rant over how they knew everything about me because i put that a personality test said i was ENTJ. The assumptions she made changed from hour to hour. It was mildly amusing reading her overnight offline rants that came in via email. 

This is how it started.. 

Crazy Lady: Oh lord...you're an ENTJ...that explains it
Crazy Lady: LOL
Crazy Lady: INTJs are the really hard ones
Crazy Lady: I'm friends sort of with one, and golly, that is one difficult and confusing ass person....LOL
Crazy Lady: So, you're NTJ.....that's not good....LOL
Drake Nightfire (drake1.nightfire): o.0
Crazy Lady: LOL...I never know what that face really means
Drake Nightfire (drake1.nightfire): i'm just wondering how i know you
Crazy Lady: You don't...I just saw you talking at *redacted*
Drake Nightfire (drake1.nightfire): ok
Crazy Lady: I got pulled away, but I thought I'd perve your profile since you were talking
Crazy Lady: and just chuckled
Drake Nightfire (drake1.nightfire): why is ENTJ a bad thing?
Crazy Lady: LOL...Well, it's just a lot harder to deal with and they're more rigid and inflexible about things
Crazy Lady: also, not very emotional
Crazy Lady: everything is about logic, but logic on their own terms too
Crazy Lady: can be double-standards
Drake Nightfire (drake1.nightfire): you should really get to know a person before you judge them.
Crazy Lady: LOL....I do
Crazy Lady: I haven't judged you hon
Crazy Lady: I don't know you
Crazy Lady: I just laughed seeing you were an ENTJ

It went far downhill from there. 

I find it funny how people think a test like that will tell how a person is 100%, it might give a slight idea but people are more complex than so.

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7 hours ago, PixelBerry said:

I find it funny how people think a test like that will tell how a person is 100%, it might give a slight idea but people are more complex than so.

Actually It doesn't tell anything. i 've met people who were supposedly ENT's and the moment you pushed them a bit they crawled back to a corner and avoid even their pet cats.  All that these tests tell us is how someone wants to view himself/herself and nothing more.

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1 hour ago, Nick0678 said:

Actually It doesn't tell anything. i 've met people who were supposedly ENT's and the moment you pushed them a bit they crawled back to a corner and avoid even their pet cats.  All that these tests tell us is how someone wants to view himself/herself and nothing more.

Come to think of it, yeah it makes sense. You get a result that you don't like so you change the test. 😅

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My stupidest ones are normally along this pattern ...

[him]: Lots of polite chat, compliments, asking me to dance ... etc

I check his profile out, notice the "only into real girls" rant. So I make sure.

[me]: You have read my profile, right?

[me]: Sure, it sounds really lovely, let's dance ... small talk, nice guy vibe

Thinks this is about to go downhill fast, but whatever ...

[me]: You have read my profile fully, right?

[him]: Yeah, you're super nice and really pretty and chill. Really an artist, huh?

I know he fully hasn't now at this point.

[me]: *giggles* Yeah, but did you specifically read Pick #9a where I talk about being a guy in real life?

[long silent pause]

[insert homophobic remarks or "you cat-fished me" remarks here]

*giggles* [me]: I stated right in my profile, cutie, that....

POOF

But I figure, still out for a nice evening dancing at Foxxies or Frankies all gowned up so nothing lost :)

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2 hours ago, Katherine Heartsong said:

[me]: *giggles* Yeah, but did you specifically read Pick #9a where I talk about being a guy in real life?

[long silent pause]

[insert homophobic remarks or "you cat-fished me" remarks here]

I've had those too.

I was escorting in one of my AVs and this guy comes up to me wanting me to voice with him to prove that I was female. I told him that I didn't have a microphone (which was true) and he starts off with the  customary homophobic remarks and that I should go off and die and that he would have paid me oodles of Lindens if I had voiced with him. 

Some people are just stupid, which of course, is the point of this whole thread. 

Nice to see some new ones coming in. Keep 'em going!!!

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Just now, PixelBerry said:

[09:16] Them: Hope you had a good weekend juicy *****
[09:17] PixelBerry: yeah its as okay as it can get :v

 👀

 

Not just Second Life, I get the randoms on Facebook too *sighs and scowls*

Him-who-didn't-take-the-hint-the-first-time-round: Hey hottie u didn't answer my msgs

Me: (silently) mute and delete chat.

Hardly likely to be the man of my dreams I've been waiting for ... or even anyone likely to turn out to be a halfway decent friend :/ 

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On 11/13/2021 at 10:21 AM, Nick0678 said:

Actually It doesn't tell anything. i 've met people who were supposedly ENT's and the moment you pushed them a bit they crawled back to a corner and avoid even their pet cats.  All that these tests tell us is how someone wants to view himself/herself and nothing more.

They do indeed tell you absolutly nothing. The person who came up with the infamous Myers Briggs test had zero credibility in psychology, to my knowledge. Also needless to say that people aren't to be put into neat little boxes, where are short summary tells you who they are. This is the zodiac signs for people who like their zodiac signs with science flavor. The descriptions are vague enough, that you have way too much freedom to "read yourself" into any description.

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52 minutes ago, Syo Emerald said:

They do indeed tell you absolutly nothing. The person who came up with the infamous Myers Briggs test had zero credibility in psychology, to my knowledge. Also needless to say that people aren't to be put into neat little boxes, where are short summary tells you who they are. This is the zodiac signs for people who like their zodiac signs with science flavor. The descriptions are vague enough, that you have way too much freedom to "read yourself" into any description.

They will give you a fairly accurate breakdown of yourself.. At that exact moment in your life, it will probably change later that day though. I took the same test 6 days in a row and got 6 different answers. 

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