Tex Monday Posted October 16, 2021 Share Posted October 16, 2021 I thought we'd try something fun. (And hopefully this thread won't get deleted). We've all had them. People who IM you, thinking they're something special but they turn out to have the intelligence of a block of wood. Let's get some of those wonderful conversations out in the open for all to enjoy. A few ground rules: 😀 Because of ToS, please delete the names of the ignorant before posting here. 😀 Let's try to keep racist, anti-semetic, homophobic, anything that violates the ToS, etc. conversations out. No one likes someone like that, no matter how stupid they are or how much they need to be brought out into the light. I'll start (this comes from one of my alt accounts) Thinks he's God's gift to SL: smacks your firm ass. you need to be my ***** and mine alone Me: oh...and what do you have to offer me? Thinks he's God's gift to SL: all of me girl. I ain't a noob I don't pay for a girl to be with me Me: Did I ask you for money? I asked why I should be your ***** and yours alone. needs to be something in it for me Thinks he's God's gift to SL: being mine is enough Me: Why? I just met you 3 minutes ago. What's the benefit of being your *****? Thinks he's God's gift to SL: then you would be knows as easy or a ***** Thinks he's God's gift to SL: you would have every guy trying to knock you up Me: That's the plan. 6 guys in the last 6 days Thinks he's God's gift to SL: upgrade yourself yer (actual spelling of the word) 6 years old and still look like a noob Me: I like the way I look..and obviously you do too if you slapped my ass and want me to be your ***** Thinks he's God's gift to SL: (busy response): LOOKS LIKE YA DONE SCREWED UP OR PISSED ME OFF... YOU ENDED UP IN MY PERSONAL DUMPSTER WITH THE REST OF THE TRASH 3 19 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddy Vortex Posted October 16, 2021 Share Posted October 16, 2021 I'm sure others have plenty of stories about me. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amina Sopwith Posted October 16, 2021 Share Posted October 16, 2021 3 hours ago, Tex Monday said: I thought we'd try something fun. (And hopefully this thread won't get deleted). We've all had them. People who IM you, thinking they're something special but they turn out to have the intelligence of a block of wood. Let's get some of those wonderful conversations out in the open for all to enjoy. A few ground rules: 😀 Because of ToS, please delete the names of the ignorant before posting here. 😀 Let's try to keep racist, anti-semetic, homophobic, anything that violates the ToS, etc. conversations out. No one likes someone like that, no matter how stupid they are or how much they need to be brought out into the light. I'll start (this comes from one of my alt accounts) Thinks he's God's gift to SL: smacks your firm ass. you need to be my ***** and mine alone Me: oh...and what do you have to offer me? Thinks he's God's gift to SL: all of me girl. I ain't a noob I don't pay for a girl to be with me Me: Did I ask you for money? I asked why I should be your ***** and yours alone. needs to be something in it for me Thinks he's God's gift to SL: being mine is enough Me: Why? I just met you 3 minutes ago. What's the benefit of being your *****? Thinks he's God's gift to SL: then you would be knows as easy or a ***** Thinks he's God's gift to SL: you would have every guy trying to knock you up Me: That's the plan. 6 guys in the last 6 days Thinks he's God's gift to SL: upgrade yourself yer (actual spelling of the word) 6 years old and still look like a noob Me: I like the way I look..and obviously you do too if you slapped my ass and want me to be your ***** Thinks he's God's gift to SL: (busy response): LOOKS LIKE YA DONE SCREWED UP OR PISSED ME OFF... YOU ENDED UP IN MY PERSONAL DUMPSTER WITH THE REST OF THE TRASH Is he on match.com? I'll join the queue. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ted McGregor Posted October 16, 2021 Share Posted October 16, 2021 6 hours ago, Tex Monday said: Let's get some of those wonderful conversations out in the open for all to enjoy. We already have the forums with plenty of examples ( yeah, also by me .... ) ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rat Luv Posted October 16, 2021 Share Posted October 16, 2021 (edited) I probably have more in RL than on SL I can't tell you the stupidest comment I ever got on SL because it's so rude it might get me banned But look at half my posts, lol. Edited October 16, 2021 by Rat Luv in before 'only half?' :-( 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lillith Hapmouche Posted October 16, 2021 Share Posted October 16, 2021 8 hours ago, Tex Monday said: Thinks he's God's gift to SL: smacks your firm ass. you need to be my ***** and mine alone Seriously... you did expect that this start could have turned for the better? Any better? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jordyn McGregor Posted October 16, 2021 Share Posted October 16, 2021 9 hours ago, Tex Monday said: Thinks he's God's gift to SL How is he still single??? 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ceka Cianci Posted October 16, 2021 Share Posted October 16, 2021 I don't let those kinds of conversations take that long.. I'll usually just act like I didn't get an IM. It sure wouldn't be log worthy.. hehehe 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rowan Amore Posted October 16, 2021 Share Posted October 16, 2021 58 minutes ago, Ceka Cianci said: I don't let those kinds of conversations take that long.. I'll usually just act like I didn't get an IM. It sure wouldn't be log worthy.. hehehe Most of the time, I'd do the same, just ignore it since I can tell where it's going to end up. Some days, though, I'm in a mood so I'll go ahead and engage if for nothing more than entertainment and a few HAHAHAs. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mollymews Posted October 16, 2021 Share Posted October 16, 2021 i am most likely to be the 'stupid' one in the conversation. Like: them: you want the sex me: yes them: you sit me: yes them: you're not sitting me: yes them: ffs me: yes them: *poof teleport* me: hey! where you go. Come back! them: *teleport back* them: you want the sex me: yes ....and repeat til they give up, and maybe block me, and hopefully mark me in their profile notes to never have this conversation ever again with me 😽 7 1 24 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BjorJlen Posted October 16, 2021 Share Posted October 16, 2021 Omg... I almost spit my coffee when I read this thread; it's so perfect and funny. I mean really... do people actually get IM's like this? Because I never have (NO... it's NOT a invitation, thank you 😋). They are mostly all smart and great. But as some folks say... You can educate the dumb, but you can't fix stupid (but sometimes its funny to try lol). Peace... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChinRey Posted October 16, 2021 Share Posted October 16, 2021 14 minutes ago, BjorJlen said: I mean really... do people actually get IM's like this? Oh yes we do! At least if you appear in public with an avatar that looks vaguely female. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Monday Posted October 16, 2021 Author Share Posted October 16, 2021 17 minutes ago, BjorJlen said: But as some folks say... You can educate the dumb, but you can't fix stupid (but sometimes its funny to try lol). You can't fix it, but you can hit it with a sledgehammer until you feel better. 3 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kathlen Onyx Posted October 16, 2021 Share Posted October 16, 2021 (edited) I recently had a conversation with someone that I had briefly spoke to about a year ago. From his profile he seemed like a fairly nice guy and wasn't sure what it was that made me stop talking to him so when he IM'd me I started to have a conversation with him. After about 10 minutes I had this Deja vu type feeling but continued on. It ended up to be a rather boring conversation with him making stupid jokes and me trying to be polite as not to seem rude. Finally I got to a place where I could gracefully bow out of the conversation and went back and looked at our previous conversation. It was almost word for word the exact same conversation we had just had. So now I know why I stopped talking to him and made sure to put notes in his profile now so I remember. LOL As for conversations the OP had. I get them all the time. I have started responding like this... Guy: Boy, your ass looks great in those jeans Me: Do you think cottage cheese and potato chips taste good together? Guy: Sure, I guess Me: Cool! I am taking a poll Guy: *does not respond anymore* Edited October 16, 2021 by Sam1 Bellisserian 4 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BjorJlen Posted October 16, 2021 Share Posted October 16, 2021 8 minutes ago, ChinRey said: Oh yes we do! At least if you appear in public with an avatar that looks vaguely female. Oh... wow... That's... that's sorta... creepy lol. Though I guess it's Halloween time, so yeah... Thankfully I never use female Avatars as I am not a girl in RL, and never use alt's either. Though I might be able to see the reason to if a person is hit with so many such IM's that they have to make one just to get away from the hassle. Ya know... for just some peace of mine every now and then. Peace... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Monday Posted October 16, 2021 Author Share Posted October 16, 2021 OK. Next one. The title of this is "if that's what you were looking for, you should have said that at the beginning" This happened to my male AV. Obviously her English isn't all that good. Resident: i would love to be famous Resident: lets sit Resident: relax now, you may unzip pant in both worlds Me: well...what can we do to make you famous Resident: first let me show you ... Resident: unzip pant in both worlds Resident: erect it Resident: mmmmmmmmmmmm i would need super sexy high heels i saw, offer me manager ? Resident: its only 499 you know Me: sorry...don't have that kind of cash Resident: how much could you help me with baby ? Me: nothing...sorry. Resident: nothing ? Me: if that's what you were looking for, you should have said that at the beginning Resident: game over ! Resident: you may go back !!! 3 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick0678 Posted October 16, 2021 Share Posted October 16, 2021 A random woman that i had a FRIENDLY chat with for about 15-20 minutes while playing NoDevil.... after a few days sent me this. SL random : you changed your name again? identity crisis? Nick0678 : Hey there stranger, how are you? SL random :you never send me a message Nick0678 : Oh i never send messages, it's the way that i am. Don't like to disturb people. SL random: you could message me like i did, you think you are better than me, you are not Nick0678 : Ok SL random: if you wanted to get to know me better you would message me ( /me cooking spaghetti while watching the news) 1 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrsSeren Posted October 16, 2021 Share Posted October 16, 2021 Best two I had, first one was very confusing me and second just one made me gigglesnort at keys! The first one is with fellow native English speaker; SL Random goes when you not from England; where are you from ? My reply: Still England. Then they write back; Oh Ok. Second is when I am on stage at the club I work at and still do; I greet a VIP as he comes in and sits on dance pad to dance. Few seconds later; said VIP IMs me and asks if I'm neko; which I reply yes I am and his reply; oh; I'm a dog person, can't stay here because your neko and then leaves the club. 1 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rowan Amore Posted October 16, 2021 Share Posted October 16, 2021 And why I never couples dance with random strangers, ever. Random Asshat): you're into the bdsm thing ...right Rowan (rowanminx): not necessarily Rowan (rowanminx): I like places with people Random Asshat): do you like a good spanking? Rowan (rowanminx): not from random people, no Random Asshat): do you like to be forced Rowan (rowanminx): Kind of personally question from someone I've just met, don't you think? Rowan (rowanminx): personal* Random Asshat): yes and no Random Asshat): it's not a personal question.....when it comes to bdsm Rowan (rowanminx): If you're just looking for someone to hop on a poseball real quick, you've picked the wrong woman Random Asshat): it's a desire or fantasy Rowan (rowanminx): it's personal if I've just met you Random Asshat): are you obedient? Rowan (rowanminx): I'll be standing now Rowan (rowanminx): that should answer your question Random Asshat): that's too bad......you need a good spanking for disobeying Rowan (rowanminx): why? you're nothing to me. Why would I obey you? Random Asshat): you should have more respect for a Master Rowan (rowanminx): you are not MY master Random Asshat): doesn't matter Rowan (rowanminx): yes, it does Rowan (rowanminx): I'm not a slave Random Asshat): you don't have to be Rowan (rowanminx): You need to get a clue Rowan (rowanminx): Respect is earned Random Asshat): you should respect all Masters Rowan (rowanminx): bull Random Asshat): you need some disciplining Rowan (rowanminx) laughs Random Asshat): you're not obedient Rowan (rowanminx): as I said before..you are nothing to me so why would I obey you? Random Asshat): As a Master....I will be patient with you...... Random Asshat): do you have any idea what a Master does Rowan (rowanminx) laughs again....you can kiss my a** 5 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amina Sopwith Posted October 16, 2021 Share Posted October 16, 2021 3 minutes ago, Rowan Amore said: And why I never couples dance with random strangers, ever. Random Asshat): you're into the bdsm thing ...right Rowan (rowanminx): not necessarily Rowan (rowanminx): I like places with people Random Asshat): do you like a good spanking? Rowan (rowanminx): not from random people, no Random Asshat): do you like to be forced Rowan (rowanminx): Kind of personally question from someone I've just met, don't you think? Rowan (rowanminx): personal* Random Asshat): yes and no Random Asshat): it's not a personal question.....when it comes to bdsm Rowan (rowanminx): If you're just looking for someone to hop on a poseball real quick, you've picked the wrong woman Random Asshat): it's a desire or fantasy Rowan (rowanminx): it's personal if I've just met you Random Asshat): are you obedient? Rowan (rowanminx): I'll be standing now Rowan (rowanminx): that should answer your question Random Asshat): that's too bad......you need a good spanking for disobeying Rowan (rowanminx): why? you're nothing to me. Why would I obey you? Random Asshat): you should have more respect for a Master Rowan (rowanminx): you are not MY master Random Asshat): doesn't matter Rowan (rowanminx): yes, it does Rowan (rowanminx): I'm not a slave Random Asshat): you don't have to be Rowan (rowanminx): You need to get a clue Rowan (rowanminx): Respect is earned Random Asshat): you should respect all Masters Rowan (rowanminx): bull Random Asshat): you need some disciplining Rowan (rowanminx) laughs Random Asshat): you're not obedient Rowan (rowanminx): as I said before..you are nothing to me so why would I obey you? Random Asshat): As a Master....I will be patient with you...... Random Asshat): do you have any idea what a Master does Rowan (rowanminx) laughs again....you can kiss my a** The rumours are true. John Nobhead does use SL. And that's where he gets his plots too. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ted McGregor Posted October 16, 2021 Share Posted October 16, 2021 Knock yourselves out. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Corvinus Posted October 16, 2021 Share Posted October 16, 2021 1 hour ago, Rowan Amore said: And why I never couples dance with random strangers, ever. Random Asshat): you're into the bdsm thing ...right Rowan (rowanminx): not necessarily Rowan (rowanminx): I like places with people Random Asshat): do you like a good spanking? Rowan (rowanminx): not from random people, no Random Asshat): do you like to be forced Rowan (rowanminx): Kind of personally question from someone I've just met, don't you think? Rowan (rowanminx): personal* Random Asshat): yes and no Random Asshat): it's not a personal question.....when it comes to bdsm Rowan (rowanminx): If you're just looking for someone to hop on a poseball real quick, you've picked the wrong woman Random Asshat): it's a desire or fantasy Rowan (rowanminx): it's personal if I've just met you Random Asshat): are you obedient? Rowan (rowanminx): I'll be standing now Rowan (rowanminx): that should answer your question Random Asshat): that's too bad......you need a good spanking for disobeying Rowan (rowanminx): why? you're nothing to me. Why would I obey you? Random Asshat): you should have more respect for a Master Rowan (rowanminx): you are not MY master Random Asshat): doesn't matter Rowan (rowanminx): yes, it does Rowan (rowanminx): I'm not a slave Random Asshat): you don't have to be Rowan (rowanminx): You need to get a clue Rowan (rowanminx): Respect is earned Random Asshat): you should respect all Masters Rowan (rowanminx): bull Random Asshat): you need some disciplining Rowan (rowanminx) laughs Random Asshat): you're not obedient Rowan (rowanminx): as I said before..you are nothing to me so why would I obey you? Random Asshat): As a Master....I will be patient with you...... Random Asshat): do you have any idea what a Master does Rowan (rowanminx) laughs again....you can kiss my a** This literally sums up SL "bdsm". They google bdsm and apply what they read in a virtual atmosphere. Its cringe. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BjorJlen Posted October 16, 2021 Share Posted October 16, 2021 1 hour ago, Rowan Amore said: And why I never couples dance with random strangers, ever. Random Asshat): you're into the bdsm thing ...right Rowan (rowanminx): not necessarily Rowan (rowanminx): I like places with people Random Asshat): do you like a good spanking? Rowan (rowanminx): not from random people, no Random Asshat): do you like to be forced Rowan (rowanminx): Kind of personally question from someone I've just met, don't you think? Rowan (rowanminx): personal* Random Asshat): yes and no Random Asshat): it's not a personal question.....when it comes to bdsm Rowan (rowanminx): If you're just looking for someone to hop on a poseball real quick, you've picked the wrong woman Random Asshat): it's a desire or fantasy Rowan (rowanminx): it's personal if I've just met you Random Asshat): are you obedient? Rowan (rowanminx): I'll be standing now Rowan (rowanminx): that should answer your question Random Asshat): that's too bad......you need a good spanking for disobeying Rowan (rowanminx): why? you're nothing to me. Why would I obey you? Random Asshat): you should have more respect for a Master Rowan (rowanminx): you are not MY master Random Asshat): doesn't matter Rowan (rowanminx): yes, it does Rowan (rowanminx): I'm not a slave Random Asshat): you don't have to be Rowan (rowanminx): You need to get a clue Rowan (rowanminx): Respect is earned Random Asshat): you should respect all Masters Rowan (rowanminx): bull Random Asshat): you need some disciplining Rowan (rowanminx) laughs Random Asshat): you're not obedient Rowan (rowanminx): as I said before..you are nothing to me so why would I obey you? Random Asshat): As a Master....I will be patient with you...... Random Asshat): do you have any idea what a Master does Rowan (rowanminx) laughs again....you can kiss my a** Oh, so much win here! I'm just surprised you invested so much time in talking to Random Asshat is all; so much patience. You go girl! 👍 Peace... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marigold Devin Posted October 16, 2021 Share Posted October 16, 2021 Thanks, Tex, for reminding me why I rarely even bother to log in any more. I remember one amazing conversation I had one time, in on an alt account called Echo. I was simply standing at an infohub having a bit of a tidy up of my inventory when this massive beefcake avatar, you know the type, all shoulders, tiny butt, pea brain, came along, made sure I looked at him because he got so close to my avatar that it gave her a push report. Beefcake: hey beautiful, you're beautiful. Me/Echo: (silent, and in busy mode) Beefcake: oh, playing hard to get are yer? Me/Echo: Hello. Beefcake: so, do you want to see a photo of my d i c k? Me/Echo: do you want to see a photo of MY d i c k Beefcake: what do you mean? You have a d i c k ? (a little crowd had gathered round) Me/Echo: you will never know and *pooof* he was gone 2 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leahndra Posted October 16, 2021 Share Posted October 16, 2021 1 hour ago, Rowan Amore said: And why I never couples dance with random strangers, ever. I stopped to do that also for the same reason you mentioned. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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