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I thought we'd try something fun. (And hopefully this thread won't get deleted). 

We've all had them. People who IM you, thinking they're something special but they turn out to have the intelligence of a block of wood. Let's get some of those wonderful conversations out in the open for all to enjoy. 

 A few ground rules:

😀     Because of ToS, please delete the names of the ignorant before posting here. 

😀     Let's try to keep racist, anti-semetic, homophobic, anything that violates the ToS, etc. conversations out. No one likes someone like that, no matter how stupid they are or how much they need to be brought out into the light. 

I'll start (this comes from one of my alt accounts)

Thinks he's God's gift to SL: smacks your firm ass. you need to be my ***** and mine alone
Me: oh...and what do you have to offer me?
Thinks he's God's gift to SL: all of me girl. I ain't a noob I don't pay for a girl to be with me
Me: Did I ask you for money?  I asked why I should be your ***** and yours alone. needs to be something in it for me
Thinks he's God's gift to SL: being mine is enough
Me: Why? I just met you 3 minutes ago. What's the benefit of being your *****?
Thinks he's God's gift to SL: then you would be knows as easy or a *****
Thinks he's God's gift to SL: you would have every guy trying to knock you up
Me: That's the plan. 6 guys in the last 6 days
Thinks he's God's gift to SL: upgrade yourself yer (actual spelling of the word) 6 years old and still look like a noob
Me: I like the way I look..and obviously you do too if you slapped my ass and want me to be your *****
Thinks he's God's gift to SL: (busy response): LOOKS LIKE YA DONE SCREWED UP OR PISSED ME OFF... YOU ENDED UP IN MY PERSONAL DUMPSTER WITH THE REST OF THE TRASH

 

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3 hours ago, Tex Monday said:

I thought we'd try something fun. (And hopefully this thread won't get deleted). 

We've all had them. People who IM you, thinking they're something special but they turn out to have the intelligence of a block of wood. Let's get some of those wonderful conversations out in the open for all to enjoy. 

 A few ground rules:

😀     Because of ToS, please delete the names of the ignorant before posting here. 

😀     Let's try to keep racist, anti-semetic, homophobic, anything that violates the ToS, etc. conversations out. No one likes someone like that, no matter how stupid they are or how much they need to be brought out into the light. 

I'll start (this comes from one of my alt accounts)

Thinks he's God's gift to SL: smacks your firm ass. you need to be my ***** and mine alone
Me: oh...and what do you have to offer me?
Thinks he's God's gift to SL: all of me girl. I ain't a noob I don't pay for a girl to be with me
Me: Did I ask you for money?  I asked why I should be your ***** and yours alone. needs to be something in it for me
Thinks he's God's gift to SL: being mine is enough
Me: Why? I just met you 3 minutes ago. What's the benefit of being your *****?
Thinks he's God's gift to SL: then you would be knows as easy or a *****
Thinks he's God's gift to SL: you would have every guy trying to knock you up
Me: That's the plan. 6 guys in the last 6 days
Thinks he's God's gift to SL: upgrade yourself yer (actual spelling of the word) 6 years old and still look like a noob
Me: I like the way I look..and obviously you do too if you slapped my ass and want me to be your *****
Thinks he's God's gift to SL: (busy response): LOOKS LIKE YA DONE SCREWED UP OR PISSED ME OFF... YOU ENDED UP IN MY PERSONAL DUMPSTER WITH THE REST OF THE TRASH

 

Is he on match.com? I'll join the queue.

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6 hours ago, Tex Monday said:

Let's get some of those wonderful conversations out in the open for all to enjoy. 

We already have the forums with plenty of examples ( yeah, also by me .... ) ... :|

 

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I probably have more in RL than on SL xD I can't tell you the stupidest comment I ever got on SL because it's so rude it might get me banned :o

But look at half my posts, lol.

 

 

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in before 'only half?' :-(
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58 minutes ago, Ceka Cianci said:

I don't let those kinds of conversations take that long..

I'll usually just act like I didn't get an IM.

It sure wouldn't be log worthy.. hehehe

 

Most of the time, I'd do the same, just ignore it since I can tell where it's going to end up.  Some days, though, I'm in a mood so I'll go ahead and engage if for nothing more than entertainment and a few HAHAHAs.

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i am most likely to be the 'stupid' one in the conversation. Like:

them: you want the sex

me: yes

them: you sit

me: yes

them: you're not sitting

me: yes

them: ffs

me: yes

them: *poof teleport*

me: hey! where you go. Come back!

them: *teleport back*

them: you want the sex

me: yes

....and repeat til they give up, and maybe block me, and hopefully mark me in their profile notes to never have this conversation ever again with me

😽

 

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   Omg...
   I almost spit my coffee when I read this thread; it's so perfect and funny.
   I mean really... do people actually get IM's like this? Because I never have (NO... it's NOT a invitation, thank you 😋). They are mostly all smart and great.
   But as some folks say... You can educate the dumb, but you can't fix stupid (but sometimes its funny to try lol).

Peace...

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17 minutes ago, BjorJlen said:

   But as some folks say... You can educate the dumb, but you can't fix stupid (but sometimes its funny to try lol).

 

You can't fix it, but you can hit it with a sledgehammer until you feel better. 

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I recently had a conversation with someone that I had briefly spoke to about a year ago. From his profile he seemed like a fairly nice guy and wasn't sure what it was that made me stop talking to him so when he IM'd me I started to have a conversation with him. After about 10 minutes I had this Deja vu type feeling but continued on. It ended up to be a rather boring conversation with him making stupid  jokes and me trying to be polite as not to seem rude. Finally I got to a place where I could gracefully bow out of the conversation and went back and looked at our previous conversation.  It was almost word for word the exact same conversation we had just had. So now I know why I stopped talking to him and made sure to put notes in his profile now so I remember. LOL

As for conversations the OP had. I get them all the time.  I have started responding like this...

Guy: Boy, your ass looks great in those jeans

Me: Do you think cottage cheese and potato chips taste good together?

Guy: Sure, I guess

Me: Cool! I am taking a poll

Guy: *does not respond anymore*

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8 minutes ago, ChinRey said:

Oh yes we do! At least if you appear in public with an avatar that looks vaguely female.

   Oh... wow...
   That's... that's sorta... creepy lol.
   Though I guess it's Halloween time, so yeah...
   Thankfully I never use female Avatars as I am not a girl in RL, and never use alt's either. Though I might be able to see the reason to if a person is hit with so many such IM's that they have to make one just to get away from the hassle. Ya know... for just some peace of mine every now and then.

Peace...

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OK. Next one. The title of this is "if that's what you were looking for, you should have said that at the beginning"

This happened to my male AV. Obviously her English isn't all that good. 

Resident: i would love to be famous
Resident: lets sit
Resident: relax now, you may unzip pant in both worlds
Me: well...what can we do to make you famous
Resident: first let me show you ...
Resident: unzip pant in both worlds
Resident: erect it

Resident: mmmmmmmmmmmm i would need super sexy high heels i saw, offer me manager ?
Resident: its only 499 you know
Me: sorry...don't have that kind of cash
Resident: how much could you help me with baby ?
Me: nothing...sorry.
Resident: nothing ?
Me: if that's what you were looking for, you should have said that at the beginning
Resident: game over !
Resident: you may go back !!!

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A random woman that i had a FRIENDLY chat with for about 15-20 minutes while playing NoDevil....  after a few days sent me this.

SL random : you changed your name again? identity crisis?
Nick0678 : Hey there stranger, how are you?
SL random :you never send me a message
Nick0678 : Oh i never send messages, it's the way that i am. Don't like to disturb people.
SL random: you could message me like i did, you think you are better than me, you are not
Nick0678 : Ok
SL random: if you wanted to get to know me better you would message me


( /me cooking spaghetti while watching the news)

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Best two I had, first one was very confusing me and second just one made me gigglesnort at keys!

The first one is with fellow native English speaker;  SL Random goes when you not from England; where are you from ? My reply: Still England.  Then they write back; Oh Ok.  

Second is when I am on stage at the club I work at and still do; I greet a VIP as he comes in and sits on dance pad to dance. Few seconds later; said VIP IMs me and asks if I'm neko; which I reply yes I am and his reply; oh; I'm a dog person, can't stay here because your neko and then leaves the club.

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And why I never couples dance with random strangers, ever.

 


 Random Asshat): you're into the bdsm thing ...right
 Rowan (rowanminx): not necessarily
 Rowan (rowanminx): I like places with people
 Random Asshat): do you like a good spanking?

Rowan (rowanminx): not from random people, no
 Random Asshat): do you like to be forced
 Rowan (rowanminx): Kind of personally question from someone I've just met, don't you think?
 Rowan (rowanminx): personal*
 Random Asshat): yes and no
 Random Asshat): it's not a personal question.....when it comes to bdsm
 Rowan (rowanminx): If you're just looking for someone to hop on a poseball real quick, you've picked the wrong woman
 Random Asshat): it's a desire or fantasy
 Rowan (rowanminx): it's personal if I've just met you
 Random Asshat): are you obedient?
 Rowan (rowanminx): I'll be standing now
 Rowan (rowanminx): that should answer your question
 Random Asshat): that's too bad......you need a good spanking for disobeying
Rowan (rowanminx): why?  you're nothing to me.  Why would I obey you?
 Random Asshat): you should have more respect for a Master
 Rowan (rowanminx): you are not MY master
 Random Asshat): doesn't matter
 Rowan (rowanminx): yes, it does
 Rowan (rowanminx): I'm not a slave
 Random Asshat): you don't have to be
 Rowan (rowanminx): You need to get a clue
 Rowan (rowanminx): Respect is earned
 Random Asshat): you should respect all Masters
 Rowan (rowanminx): bull
 Random Asshat): you need some disciplining
 Rowan (rowanminx) laughs
 Random Asshat): you're not obedient
 Rowan (rowanminx): as I said before..you are nothing to me so why would I obey you?
 Random Asshat): As a Master....I will be patient with you......
 Random Asshat): do you have any idea what a Master does

 Rowan (rowanminx) laughs again....you can kiss my a**

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3 minutes ago, Rowan Amore said:

And why I never couples dance with random strangers, ever.

 


 Random Asshat): you're into the bdsm thing ...right
 Rowan (rowanminx): not necessarily
 Rowan (rowanminx): I like places with people
 Random Asshat): do you like a good spanking?

Rowan (rowanminx): not from random people, no
 Random Asshat): do you like to be forced
 Rowan (rowanminx): Kind of personally question from someone I've just met, don't you think?
 Rowan (rowanminx): personal*
 Random Asshat): yes and no
 Random Asshat): it's not a personal question.....when it comes to bdsm
 Rowan (rowanminx): If you're just looking for someone to hop on a poseball real quick, you've picked the wrong woman
 Random Asshat): it's a desire or fantasy
 Rowan (rowanminx): it's personal if I've just met you
 Random Asshat): are you obedient?
 Rowan (rowanminx): I'll be standing now
 Rowan (rowanminx): that should answer your question
 Random Asshat): that's too bad......you need a good spanking for disobeying
Rowan (rowanminx): why?  you're nothing to me.  Why would I obey you?
 Random Asshat): you should have more respect for a Master
 Rowan (rowanminx): you are not MY master
 Random Asshat): doesn't matter
 Rowan (rowanminx): yes, it does
 Rowan (rowanminx): I'm not a slave
 Random Asshat): you don't have to be
 Rowan (rowanminx): You need to get a clue
 Rowan (rowanminx): Respect is earned
 Random Asshat): you should respect all Masters
 Rowan (rowanminx): bull
 Random Asshat): you need some disciplining
 Rowan (rowanminx) laughs
 Random Asshat): you're not obedient
 Rowan (rowanminx): as I said before..you are nothing to me so why would I obey you?
 Random Asshat): As a Master....I will be patient with you......
 Random Asshat): do you have any idea what a Master does

 Rowan (rowanminx) laughs again....you can kiss my a**

The rumours are true. John Nobhead does use SL. And that's where he gets his plots too.

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1 hour ago, Rowan Amore said:

And why I never couples dance with random strangers, ever.

 


 Random Asshat): you're into the bdsm thing ...right
 Rowan (rowanminx): not necessarily
 Rowan (rowanminx): I like places with people
 Random Asshat): do you like a good spanking?

Rowan (rowanminx): not from random people, no
 Random Asshat): do you like to be forced
 Rowan (rowanminx): Kind of personally question from someone I've just met, don't you think?
 Rowan (rowanminx): personal*
 Random Asshat): yes and no
 Random Asshat): it's not a personal question.....when it comes to bdsm
 Rowan (rowanminx): If you're just looking for someone to hop on a poseball real quick, you've picked the wrong woman
 Random Asshat): it's a desire or fantasy
 Rowan (rowanminx): it's personal if I've just met you
 Random Asshat): are you obedient?
 Rowan (rowanminx): I'll be standing now
 Rowan (rowanminx): that should answer your question
 Random Asshat): that's too bad......you need a good spanking for disobeying
Rowan (rowanminx): why?  you're nothing to me.  Why would I obey you?
 Random Asshat): you should have more respect for a Master
 Rowan (rowanminx): you are not MY master
 Random Asshat): doesn't matter
 Rowan (rowanminx): yes, it does
 Rowan (rowanminx): I'm not a slave
 Random Asshat): you don't have to be
 Rowan (rowanminx): You need to get a clue
 Rowan (rowanminx): Respect is earned
 Random Asshat): you should respect all Masters
 Rowan (rowanminx): bull
 Random Asshat): you need some disciplining
 Rowan (rowanminx) laughs
 Random Asshat): you're not obedient
 Rowan (rowanminx): as I said before..you are nothing to me so why would I obey you?
 Random Asshat): As a Master....I will be patient with you......
 Random Asshat): do you have any idea what a Master does

 Rowan (rowanminx) laughs again....you can kiss my a**

This literally sums up SL "bdsm". They google bdsm and apply what they read in a virtual atmosphere. Its cringe.

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1 hour ago, Rowan Amore said:

And why I never couples dance with random strangers, ever.

 


 Random Asshat): you're into the bdsm thing ...right
 Rowan (rowanminx): not necessarily
 Rowan (rowanminx): I like places with people
 Random Asshat): do you like a good spanking?

Rowan (rowanminx): not from random people, no
 Random Asshat): do you like to be forced
 Rowan (rowanminx): Kind of personally question from someone I've just met, don't you think?
 Rowan (rowanminx): personal*
 Random Asshat): yes and no
 Random Asshat): it's not a personal question.....when it comes to bdsm
 Rowan (rowanminx): If you're just looking for someone to hop on a poseball real quick, you've picked the wrong woman
 Random Asshat): it's a desire or fantasy
 Rowan (rowanminx): it's personal if I've just met you
 Random Asshat): are you obedient?
 Rowan (rowanminx): I'll be standing now
 Rowan (rowanminx): that should answer your question
 Random Asshat): that's too bad......you need a good spanking for disobeying
Rowan (rowanminx): why?  you're nothing to me.  Why would I obey you?
 Random Asshat): you should have more respect for a Master
 Rowan (rowanminx): you are not MY master
 Random Asshat): doesn't matter
 Rowan (rowanminx): yes, it does
 Rowan (rowanminx): I'm not a slave
 Random Asshat): you don't have to be
 Rowan (rowanminx): You need to get a clue
 Rowan (rowanminx): Respect is earned
 Random Asshat): you should respect all Masters
 Rowan (rowanminx): bull
 Random Asshat): you need some disciplining
 Rowan (rowanminx) laughs
 Random Asshat): you're not obedient
 Rowan (rowanminx): as I said before..you are nothing to me so why would I obey you?
 Random Asshat): As a Master....I will be patient with you......
 Random Asshat): do you have any idea what a Master does

 Rowan (rowanminx) laughs again....you can kiss my a**


   Oh, so much win here! I'm just surprised you invested so much time in talking to Random Asshat is all; so much patience. You go girl! 👍

Peace...

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Thanks, Tex, for reminding me why I rarely even bother to log in any more. :/ 

I remember one amazing conversation I had one time, in on an alt account called Echo. I was simply standing at an infohub having a bit of a tidy up of my inventory when this massive beefcake avatar, you know the type, all shoulders, tiny butt, pea brain, came along, made sure I looked at him because he got so close to my avatar that it gave her a push report. 

Beefcake: hey beautiful, you're beautiful.

Me/Echo: (silent, and in busy mode)

Beefcake: oh, playing hard to get are yer?

Me/Echo: Hello.

Beefcake: so, do you want to see a photo of my d i c k?

Me/Echo: do you want to see a photo of MY d i c k

Beefcake: what do you mean? You have a d i c k ?

(a little crowd had gathered round)

Me/Echo: you will never know

and *pooof* he was gone

 

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