Seicher Rae Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 After careful consideration, we have decided that it is no longer in the best interest of everyone involved to proceed with 2020. While we recognize that a lot of hard work has gone into preparing for 2020, if we're honest it has turned into a bit of a sh*tshow and we feel it is best to just call it off. We understand that some of you were looking forward to seeing what cruel and peculiar clustercluck of a disaster that 2020 would throw up next but on balance we believe it is probably best not to find out. We will instead provide ticket-holders with a full refund or an exchange, and start afresh with 2021 on Monday. Our plan is to deliver a more enjoyable year, similar say to 2016, which everyone thought was the absolute worst year of all time, but in retrospect was a fecking walk in the park. See you next year. Management *This appeared on my Facebook. Author unknown. 3 20 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
So Whimsy Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 See you on monday then!!! 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janet Voxel Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seicher Rae Posted March 19, 2020 Author Share Posted March 19, 2020 Theme song for 2020? 4 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janet Voxel Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 8 minutes ago, Seicher Rae said: Theme song for 2020? Love Sting!!! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhonda Huntress Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 But .... November elections! We need to chose someone who will replace that guy. And don't forget about the zero year curse. Whoever is elected in 2020 will die (or come close) while in office. So it has to be either someone you don't like or someone who can take a bullet. 6 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seicher Rae Posted March 19, 2020 Author Share Posted March 19, 2020 28 minutes ago, Rhonda Huntress said: But .... November elections! We need to chose someone who will replace that guy. And don't forget about the zero year curse. Whoever is elected in 2020 will die (or come close) while in office. So it has to be either someone you don't like or someone who can take a bullet. If we start 2021 on Monday that means the elections will have been held and hopefully anyone not that guy is in office. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janet Voxel Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 1 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BelindaN Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 (edited) We all need a bunker. Just go in the bunker for twelve months, with enough food and computers. Come out to a brave new world. Start digging tomorrow. Oh and electricity, cheese and wine And daylight bulbs, if they still do them. Edited March 19, 2020 by BelindaN 5 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChinRey Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 3 hours ago, Seicher Rae said: We will instead provide ticket-holders with a full refund or an exchange, and start afresh with 2021 on Monday. You want to skip all the excitement and head straight to the depression? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dano Seale Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 The US still has a plague of insufferable "prepper's" shouting "I told you so... You didn't listen...HAHAHAHAHA!" to come yet! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gopi Passiflora Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 But...we were so close to getting to Mars! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lindal Kidd Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 Mars and other interesting places. I hear the Parker Solar Probe has tested positive for... Oh, you know what's coming.... ...corona virus. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maryanne Solo Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 Is that from Zork Nemesis? The first computer game I ever played. 😍 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punky Starchild Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 2020 is the year the virus party crashed us BUT it will end sometime this year and good times will explode, bringing in a new and better era! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evah Baxton Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 6 hours ago, Gopi Passiflora said: But...we were so close to getting to Mars! I hear Saturn is nice this time of epoch. 😜 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Tolya Ugajin Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 On 3/19/2020 at 1:29 PM, Rhonda Huntress said: But .... November elections! We need to chose someone who will replace that guy. And don't forget about the zero year curse. Whoever is elected in 2020 will die (or come close) while in office. So it has to be either someone you don't like or someone who can take a bullet. Bush Jr. broke the curse. Technically Reagan broke it first, so enjoy 4 more years of 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tolya Ugajin Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 On 3/19/2020 at 1:12 PM, Seicher Rae said: After careful consideration, we have decided that it is no longer in the best interest of everyone involved to proceed with 2020. While we recognize that a lot of hard work has gone into preparing for 2020, if we're honest it has turned into a bit of a sh*tshow and we feel it is best to just call it off. We understand that some of you were looking forward to seeing what cruel and peculiar clustercluck of a disaster that 2020 would throw up next but on balance we believe it is probably best not to find out. We will instead provide ticket-holders with a full refund or an exchange, and start afresh with 2021 on Monday. Our plan is to deliver a more enjoyable year, similar say to 2016, which everyone thought was the absolute worst year of all time, but in retrospect was a fecking walk in the park. See you next year. Management *This appeared on my Facebook. Author unknown. You misspelled flustercuck. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhonda Huntress Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 2 minutes ago, Tolya Ugajin said: Bush Jr. broke the curse. Technically Reagan broke it first, so enjoy 4 more years of Reagan was shot and Bush the Second had immunity due to 3 zeros, not just one. That's my story and I'm sticking to it. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tolya Ugajin Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 21 hours ago, Dano Seale said: The US still has a plague of insufferable "prepper's" shouting "I told you so... You didn't listen...HAHAHAHAHA!" to come yet! My neighbor is a prepper. Has his own well, lots of guns and ammo, claims a year supply of food, and several solar generators and a satellite phone. Darn shame his well is so easy to foul with arsenic... At any rate, his taste in emergency rations isn't too bad. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tolya Ugajin Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 2 minutes ago, Rhonda Huntress said: Reagan was shot and Bush the Second had immunity due to 3 zeros, not just one. That's my story and I'm sticking to it. Three zeros? You mean his IQ? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LittleMe Jewell Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 There was that grenade that was launched at the podium in Tbilisi Geogia. The guy was probably looking to assassinate the Georgian President and Bush just happened to be there. They both got lucky that the grenade didn't go off. So Bush didn't really come close to dying, but there was that slim chance. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ceka Cianci Posted March 21, 2020 Share Posted March 21, 2020 Then there was this, which is good enough for me to call it quits.. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BelindaN Posted March 22, 2020 Share Posted March 22, 2020 (edited) Y'know, we've faced all this before. The village of Eyam in Derbyshire is our plague village. At the end of the current pandemic, we'll either be dead, or thinking it wasn't so bad. But it's insanely worrying. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eyam The history of the plague in the village began in 1665 when a flea-infested bundle of cloth arrived from London for the local tailor. Within a week his assistant George Vicars was dead and more began dying in the household soon after. As the disease spread, the villagers turned for leadership to their rector, the Reverend William Mompesson, and the ejected Puritan minister Thomas Stanley. They introduced a number of precautions to slow the spread of the illness from May 1666. The measures included the arrangement that families were to bury their own dead and relocation of church services to the natural amphitheatre of Cucklett Delph, allowing villagers to separate themselves and so reducing the risk of infection. Perhaps the best-known decision was to quarantine the entire village to prevent further spread of the disease. The plague ran its course over 14 months and one account states that it killed at least 260 villagers, with only 83 surviving out of a population of 350. That figure has been challenged on a number of occasions, with alternative figures of 430 survivors from a population of around 800 being given. The church in Eyam has a record of 273 individuals who were victims of the plague. Survival among those affected appeared random, as many who remained alive had had close contact with those who died but never caught the disease. For example, Elizabeth Hancock was uninfected despite burying six children and her husband in eight days. The graves are known as the Riley graves after the farm where they lived. The unofficial village gravedigger, Marshall Howe, also survived, despite handling many infected bodies. The village's actions prevented the disease from moving into surrounding areas. Edited March 22, 2020 by BelindaN 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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