Orwar Posted October 26, 2021 Share Posted October 26, 2021 "My girlfriend likes to have the lights on during sex .. She likes .. To be able to read." - Jimmy Carr 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tailpa Posted October 28, 2021 Share Posted October 28, 2021 (edited) Edited October 28, 2021 by tailpa 📚 we forgot to laugh 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lindal Kidd Posted October 28, 2021 Share Posted October 28, 2021 On 10/26/2021 at 8:58 AM, Orwar said: "My girlfriend likes to have the lights on during sex .. She likes .. To be able to read." - Jimmy Carr They come with written instructions now??? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garnet Psaltery Posted October 28, 2021 Share Posted October 28, 2021 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BjorJlen Posted October 28, 2021 Share Posted October 28, 2021 Peace... 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Mistwalker Posted October 29, 2021 Share Posted October 29, 2021 Overheard in a restroom. Stall 1: Hi. How are you? Stall 2: I'm alright. Stall 1: So what are you up to? Stall 2: Um. Just trying to handle a little business over here. Stall 1: Can I come over? Stall 2: Excuse me!? Stall 1: Listen, I'll have to call you back, there’s an idiot in the next stall answering all my questions! 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BjorJlen Posted October 29, 2021 Share Posted October 29, 2021 Happy (almost) Halloween...! 😈 Peace... 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orwar Posted October 29, 2021 Share Posted October 29, 2021 9 hours ago, Silent Mistwalker said: Overheard in a restroom. Stall 1: Hi. How are you? Stall 2: I'm alright. Stall 1: So what are you up to? Stall 2: Um. Just trying to handle a little business over here. Stall 1: Can I come over? Stall 2: Excuse me!? Stall 1: Listen, I'll have to call you back, there’s an idiot in the next stall answering all my questions! I overheard something funny the other day. In the foyer of the reception, which is right next to the restaurant/lunch room (which is open to the public), there were some people queueing and two English-speaking persons were skimming over the weekly schedule on a monitor. One of them spotted the word "Wallénhallen" and exclaimed "Wow, Wallenhalla?! Like the Viking place?! Is that real?!". He got really excited. I couldn't help but chortle. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lindal Kidd Posted October 29, 2021 Share Posted October 29, 2021 On 10/28/2021 at 5:03 PM, BjorJlen said: I had a similar experience. One morning, I woke up with that "glad I'm alive and with you" feeling. With my eyes still closed, I put my arm around my partner and turned to kiss him...and got a big happy slobbery tongue kiss from our Labrador Retriever, who'd replaced him in the bed. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BjorJlen Posted October 30, 2021 Share Posted October 30, 2021 2 hours ago, Lindal Kidd said: I had a similar experience. One morning, I woke up with that "glad I'm alive and with you" feeling. With my eyes still closed, I put my arm around my partner and turned to kiss him...and got a big happy slobbery tongue kiss from our Labrador Retriever, who'd replaced him in the bed. I am almost afraid to ask, but why not? Was it a step up, and did you appreciate it too? Because in Dog language, "Dog" means "Love". Peace... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lindal Kidd Posted October 30, 2021 Share Posted October 30, 2021 My dog was an enthusiastic kisser, but didn't have much technique. Definitely a step down from my partner. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akane Nacht Posted October 30, 2021 Share Posted October 30, 2021 happy halloween 👻 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mollymews Posted November 1, 2021 Share Posted November 1, 2021 (edited) . Edited November 2, 2021 by Mollymews wasn't very funny when I woke up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BjorJlen Posted November 3, 2021 Share Posted November 3, 2021 Peace... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ceka Cianci Posted November 4, 2021 Share Posted November 4, 2021 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ceka Cianci Posted November 4, 2021 Share Posted November 4, 2021 Ok last one and I'm done.. These are addictive.. hehehe 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ceka Cianci Posted November 4, 2021 Share Posted November 4, 2021 Go to 1:53 in the video, unless you want to just watch trains plow through the snow, which is really neat to see.. But watch what being on your phone gets you when a train is coming in the snow.. Silly phone zombies.. hehehehe 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madelaine McMasters Posted November 4, 2021 Share Posted November 4, 2021 22 minutes ago, Ceka Cianci said: just watch trains plow through the snow, which is really neat to see. We don't get a lot of winter rail traffic since the power plants converted from coal to natural gas, but I sure loved running to the tracks when I heard the horn in the distance, and waiting for the coal train to plow though. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Annie Nova Posted November 5, 2021 Share Posted November 5, 2021 I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me, and we all could use more calm in our lives. By following the simple advice I heard on a Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace. Dr. Phil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So, I looked around my house to see things I started, and hadn't finished; and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreo's, a pot of coffee, the rest of the Cheesecake, some Saltines, and a box of Godiva Chocolates. You have no idea how freaking good I feel. 3 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Annie Nova Posted November 6, 2021 Share Posted November 6, 2021 A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. 'Careful,' he said, 'CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my gosh! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my gosh! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!' The wife stared at him. 'What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?' The husband calmly replied, 'I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving.' 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MishaMilan Posted November 7, 2021 Share Posted November 7, 2021 - What do you call a shy person with a hammer? - BASHful! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ceka Cianci Posted November 7, 2021 Share Posted November 7, 2021 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BjorJlen Posted November 7, 2021 Share Posted November 7, 2021 Peace... 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Annie Nova Posted November 8, 2021 Share Posted November 8, 2021 Dear Monday: I want to break up. I am seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday. Sorry. It’s not me — it’s you 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akane Nacht Posted November 10, 2021 Share Posted November 10, 2021 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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