LittleMe Jewell Posted August 31, 2021 Share Posted August 31, 2021 I truly chuckled this morning when I saw our local news. The headline for the below picture said: "Cold front hits Colorado this week". While that might be a bit of a 'cool down', I'd most definitely not go so far as to call it a "cold front". 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akane Nacht Posted September 1, 2021 Share Posted September 1, 2021 What is the best time to book a dentist appointment? Tooth hurty 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mollymews Posted September 3, 2021 Share Posted September 3, 2021 whats for dinner? nothing we had nothing last night i made enough for two nights 4 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LittleMe Jewell Posted September 3, 2021 Share Posted September 3, 2021 I was browsing for some new jammie tops (in RL) and found these washing instructions: 5 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madelaine McMasters Posted September 3, 2021 Share Posted September 3, 2021 Just now, LittleMe Jewell said: I was browsing for some new jammie tops (in RL) and found these washing instructions: I can do that! 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mollymews Posted September 4, 2021 Share Posted September 4, 2021 typos can be funny when we wonder what it might be if it wasn't a typo. Like this one in a forum topic "We believe that providing top notch service to out tenants is of paramount importance" maybe the tenants get outed for wearing a bikini and heels outside on a cold and windy day growing weed in their garden, and no fauxfur coat on. Or maybe they were spotted thru their window having a quiet dinner eating food, instead of doing the humpty on the dining table like normal people. Or maybe they let their pet cow eat fermented fruit and get wasted and then it went wandering round the neighbourhood making drunky mooing sounds looking for a friend cow it can on forever the wondering 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akane Nacht Posted September 4, 2021 Share Posted September 4, 2021 Every day I walk downtown and throw a sweet potato at the same person while they're waiting for the bus. My spouse saw me do this and yelled, "why don't you leave that poor person alone!? Don't be a jerk!" I said, "I'm sorry honey...It's who I yam." 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Annie Nova Posted September 4, 2021 Share Posted September 4, 2021 My boss calls me "the computer"... Nothing to do with intelligence, I go to sleep if left unattended for 15 minutes. 1 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaithLynnSayes Posted September 5, 2021 Share Posted September 5, 2021 Howard be thy name 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arduenn Schwartzman Posted September 6, 2021 Share Posted September 6, 2021 Hiding microchips in horse dewormer was a stroke of genius. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akane Nacht Posted September 7, 2021 Share Posted September 7, 2021 There are two kinds of people in the world… Those who can extrapolate from missing information, 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tailpa Posted September 10, 2021 Share Posted September 10, 2021 Quote All jokes aside, scientists find talking duck Reuters / September 10, 202111:52 AM MST AMSTERDAM, Sept 10 (Reuters) - A Dutch scientist has uncovered old recordings of a musk duck mimicking the phrase, "You bloody fool!" - learnt when it was raised by humans in an Australian bird park. Leiden University scientist Carel Ten Cate said that what was interesting about the vocal expression of the waterfowl, nicknamed "Ripper", was not so much the message, but that he could imitate humans at all. Some species of animals, and notably birds such as parrots and songbirds, are capable of mimicking human speech. But the phenomenon is rare - if somewhat more common in animals raised by humans. "To find a species quite outside these groups...in a duck, that's quite extraordinary. So it's an independent evolutionary occurrence of the ability for vocal learning - that's very special," Ten Cate said. (from https://www.reuters.com/lifestyle/oddly-enough/all-jokes-aside-scientists-find-talking-duck-2021-09-10/ ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddy Vortex Posted September 11, 2021 Share Posted September 11, 2021 As someone who has to return to the physical office, I felt this. 6 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pixie Kobichenko Posted September 11, 2021 Share Posted September 11, 2021 (edited) Found on Twitter Edited September 11, 2021 by Pixie Kobichenko 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ceka Cianci Posted September 16, 2021 Share Posted September 16, 2021 I didn't realize until this morning watching a clip from Howard Stern as he was saying things like. He was a great comic, He was a genius, he was , he was, he was.. I kept saying to myself, why are they talking like , He was.. Then it hit me.. Did he pass away! ? I just remember always enjoying watching him as I grew up, with him popping up here and there throughout the years.. I just liked the way he explained things, his whole presentation and keeping people guessing on what he would say next.. Then BAM!! I'm gonna miss his humor and what would have came next.. Rest in peace Norm. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orwar Posted September 16, 2021 Share Posted September 16, 2021 Damn it. First Sean Lock, now Norm Macdonald .. 2021 is turning out to be one of those years, huh. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garnet Psaltery Posted September 17, 2021 Share Posted September 17, 2021 I hope this hasn't been posted before; I just don't look here often. 1 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pixie Kobichenko Posted September 18, 2021 Share Posted September 18, 2021 Potatoes are their very own food group! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roseelvira Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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tailpa Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 (edited) Edited September 22, 2021 by tailpa 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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