Orwar Posted November 11, 2021 Share Posted November 11, 2021 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BjorJlen Posted November 11, 2021 Share Posted November 11, 2021 ย ย Ok, I have been debating about telling this old joke for a bit now even since I remembered it talking to Echelon, so I guess here goes... ย ย Question... What is the difference between kinky and perverted? I I I I I Keep going...ย I I I I I Almost there...ย ๐ I I I I I Are you ready...?ย ๐ค I I I I I Ok, Here goes nothing...๐ I I I I I ย ย Kinky is when you use a feather...ย ๐ I I I ย ย Perverted is when you use the whole Chicken...!ย ๐ฑ Peace... 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MishaMilan Posted November 12, 2021 Share Posted November 12, 2021 :))) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BjorJlen Posted November 12, 2021 Share Posted November 12, 2021 Peace... 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janet Voxel Posted November 12, 2021 Share Posted November 12, 2021 When a guy tp's you to see his new house ย 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orwar Posted November 12, 2021 Share Posted November 12, 2021 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rat Luv Posted November 14, 2021 Share Posted November 14, 2021 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaithLynnSayes Posted November 15, 2021 Share Posted November 15, 2021 A classic - Tactical Velcro ย Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ted McGregor Posted November 15, 2021 Share Posted November 15, 2021 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Annie Nova Posted November 15, 2021 Share Posted November 15, 2021 I am trying to make friends outside of Facebook while applying the same principles. Therefore, every day I walk down the street and tell passers-by what I have eaten, how I feel at the moment, what I have done the night before, what I will do later and with whom. I give them pictures of my family, my dog and of me gardening, taking thingsย apart in the garage, watering the lawn, standing in front of landmarks, driving around town, having lunch and doing what anybody and everybody does every day. I also listen to their conversations, give them the "thumbs up" and tell them I like ย them. And it works just like Facebook! I already have four people following me: two police officers, a private investigator and a psychiatrist. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ted McGregor Posted November 16, 2021 Share Posted November 16, 2021 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Annie Nova Posted November 16, 2021 Share Posted November 16, 2021 A man and his wife are dining at a table in a plush restaurant, and the husband keeps staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sits alone at a nearby table. The wife asks, "Do you know her?" "Yes," sighs the husband, "she's my ex-girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up seven years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since." "My God!" says the wife. "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?" ย 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BjorJlen Posted November 17, 2021 Share Posted November 17, 2021 ย Peace... 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roseelvira Posted November 18, 2021 Share Posted November 18, 2021 (edited) So, there's this monkey smoking a joint in a tree in the jungle with his little lizard buddy. The lizard says, "Ooh wee! This is some good weed! My mouth is dry . Imma run down to the pond and get a drink." The lizard climbs down the tree, scurries over to the pond and starts drinking as fast as he can. While he's drinking, a crocodile pops his head up out of the pond. He sees the lizard gulping down water and asks, "Whoa, man. Why you drinking that water so fast?" "Well," the lizard explains, "I was up in that tree smoking a joint with my monkey friend and it gave me some killer cotton-mouth." The croc thinks for a second and says, "So, this monkey, is he cool? You think he'd let me smoke too?" "Oh yeah, sure!" says the lizard, "He's a real cool guy. I'm sure he wouldn't care." So, the crocodile climbs up the tree and says to the monkey, "Hey, pass that joint my way." The stoned monkey stares at him for several seconds before saying, "ย DUDE ,,,,,,,, how much water did you drink?!" Edited November 19, 2021 by roseelvira better ending same joke different joke book 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BjorJlen Posted November 19, 2021 Share Posted November 19, 2021 ย ย I got one better for ya...ย ๐ ย Peace... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ceka Cianci Posted November 19, 2021 Share Posted November 19, 2021 This guy is funny.. hehehe He reminds me of some friends I have in North Lake, which is a suburb of Chicago. ย 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garnet Psaltery Posted November 19, 2021 Share Posted November 19, 2021 (edited) This channel came up in my feed so I have no idea if the rest of it is good.ย I liked this though. ย Edited November 19, 2021 by Garnet Psaltery Added text. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ceka Cianci Posted November 20, 2021 Share Posted November 20, 2021 This was a good hehehehe 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lindal Kidd Posted November 20, 2021 Share Posted November 20, 2021 I only see o...oooooohhhhhh. ...sets you on fire. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BjorJlen Posted November 20, 2021 Share Posted November 20, 2021 2 hours ago, Lindal Kidd said: I only see o...oooooohhhhhh. ...sets you on fire. ย ย I see you do good work...ย ๐ Peace... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ceka Cianci Posted November 21, 2021 Share Posted November 21, 2021 The true story of how the Dinosaurs went extinct.. hehehe ย 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lindal Kidd Posted November 21, 2021 Share Posted November 21, 2021 It's a predictable sight gag, but I loved that short animation! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BjorJlen Posted November 21, 2021 Share Posted November 21, 2021 ย ย Then I guess it is time for some toilet humor Lindal...ย ๐ ย ย ย And for the record, THIS is how the dinosaurs died...ย ๐ Peace... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maryanne Solo Posted November 22, 2021 Share Posted November 22, 2021 (edited) On 11/19/2021 at 12:27 PM, BjorJlen said: ย ย I got one better for ya...ย ๐ ย Peace... I watched Sensimila St a couple of times and this happened.....ย ๐๐คช ย Edited November 22, 2021 by Maryanne Solo 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BjorJlen Posted November 23, 2021 Share Posted November 23, 2021 ย ย Well it is that time of year, when we all gather with family and friends, over eat a ton of Turkey (or whatever you are having for the holiday), and be thankful for all things, both big and small during the year that seemed to have come and gone way to fast. And so to celebrate such a event, may I present to you these holiday laughs, from me to you... ย ย ย God bless every single one of you this holiday season, and may all of you fare a lot better then the turkey did (Or maybe your cat, if you need new glasses lol)...ย ๐ Peace... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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