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THE STORY OF JACK SCHITT

Jack Schitt is the son of Awe Schitt and Oh Schitt.

Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married Oh Schitt, the owner of the Kneedeep Schitt Inn.

Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and they produced six children.

Holy Schitt, their first, passed on shortly after childbirth.

Next came twin sons, Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt;

Two daughters, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt;

And another son, Bull Schitt,

Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.

Dip Schitt married Lotta Schitt and they have a son named Chicken Schitt,

Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt married the Happens brothers,

The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg Schitt, Byrd Schitt and Holy Schitt.

Bull Schitt just married a spicy little number named Pisa Schitt

and they are awaiting the arrival of Baby Schitt.

and now you can tell yours friends you do know Jack Schitt!

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On 1/13/2022 at 9:50 AM, Annie Nova said:

At my age "Getting Lucky" means walking into a room and remembering what I came In there for.

I am stupendously absent minded. Even in my twenties I would often get up out of my office chair, walk into the lab and realize I had no idea why I was there. One of my colleagues would recognize the look on my face, turn to someone else and say "She'll be right back".

I'd return to my office, sit back in my chair and the purpose of my trip would return. It would then be a Herculean effort to retain that thought until reaching the lab again.

Three decades later, nothing has changed except the absence of the collegiate snark.

Living alone has its perks.

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On 1/14/2022 at 3:58 PM, Annie Nova said:

I hope this doesn't get removed lol

 

THE STORY OF JACK SCHITT

Jack Schitt is the son of Awe Schitt and Oh Schitt.

Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married Oh Schitt, the owner of the Kneedeep Schitt Inn.

Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and they produced six children.

Holy Schitt, their first, passed on shortly after childbirth.

Next came twin sons, Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt;

Two daughters, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt;

And another son, Bull Schitt,

Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.

Dip Schitt married Lotta Schitt and they have a son named Chicken Schitt,

Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt married the Happens brothers,

The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg Schitt, Byrd Schitt and Holy Schitt.

Bull Schitt just married a spicy little number named Pisa Schitt

and they are awaiting the arrival of Baby Schitt.

and now you can tell yours friends you do know Jack Schitt!

annnd....... that time the Schitts adopted Hoss from Bonanza!

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