Annie Nova Posted January 14, 2022 Share Posted January 14, 2022 (edited) I hope this doesn't get removed lol THE STORY OF JACK SCHITT Jack Schitt is the son of Awe Schitt and Oh Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married Oh Schitt, the owner of the Kneedeep Schitt Inn. Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and they produced six children. Holy Schitt, their first, passed on shortly after childbirth. Next came twin sons, Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt; Two daughters, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt; And another son, Bull Schitt, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. Dip Schitt married Lotta Schitt and they have a son named Chicken Schitt, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt married the Happens brothers, The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg Schitt, Byrd Schitt and Holy Schitt. Bull Schitt just married a spicy little number named Pisa Schitt and they are awaiting the arrival of Baby Schitt. and now you can tell yours friends you do know Jack Schitt! Edited January 14, 2022 by Annie Nova edited to add 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marigold Devin Posted January 15, 2022 Share Posted January 15, 2022 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Lindal Kidd Posted January 16, 2022 Share Posted January 16, 2022 On 1/15/2022 at 4:58 AM, Marigold Devin said: What's annoying is that the creator doesn't know the difference between "any more" and "anymore". Pedantic Rant. You're welcome! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LittleMe Jewell Posted January 16, 2022 Share Posted January 16, 2022 Today's Dilbert is about some forum folks: 6 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madelaine McMasters Posted January 16, 2022 Share Posted January 16, 2022 On 1/13/2022 at 9:50 AM, Annie Nova said: At my age "Getting Lucky" means walking into a room and remembering what I came In there for. I am stupendously absent minded. Even in my twenties I would often get up out of my office chair, walk into the lab and realize I had no idea why I was there. One of my colleagues would recognize the look on my face, turn to someone else and say "She'll be right back". I'd return to my office, sit back in my chair and the purpose of my trip would return. It would then be a Herculean effort to retain that thought until reaching the lab again. Three decades later, nothing has changed except the absence of the collegiate snark. Living alone has its perks. 6 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Maryanne Solo Posted January 18, 2022 Share Posted January 18, 2022 On 1/14/2022 at 3:58 PM, Annie Nova said: I hope this doesn't get removed lol THE STORY OF JACK SCHITT Jack Schitt is the son of Awe Schitt and Oh Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married Oh Schitt, the owner of the Kneedeep Schitt Inn. Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and they produced six children. Holy Schitt, their first, passed on shortly after childbirth. Next came twin sons, Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt; Two daughters, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt; And another son, Bull Schitt, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. Dip Schitt married Lotta Schitt and they have a son named Chicken Schitt, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt married the Happens brothers, The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg Schitt, Byrd Schitt and Holy Schitt. Bull Schitt just married a spicy little number named Pisa Schitt and they are awaiting the arrival of Baby Schitt. and now you can tell yours friends you do know Jack Schitt! annnd....... that time the Schitts adopted Hoss from Bonanza! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marigold Devin Posted January 21, 2022 Share Posted January 21, 2022 2 1 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Akane Nacht Posted January 24, 2022 Share Posted January 24, 2022 when i check elderly relatives online security 😑 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maryanne Solo Posted January 25, 2022 Share Posted January 25, 2022 RL (very) Historic property.... "Lock the gate when you're leaving please love" Okeeeedokeee! Thank you~! ❤️ \0_👀 wtfffffffff......... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orwar Posted January 25, 2022 Share Posted January 25, 2022 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lindal Kidd Posted January 25, 2022 Share Posted January 25, 2022 Ewwwww, Orwar. Back in your bottle, and don't come out until you've thoroughly washed your brain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Mistwalker Posted January 31, 2022 Share Posted January 31, 2022 On 1/25/2022 at 8:32 AM, Orwar said: Um. That didn't work out very well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Orwar Posted January 31, 2022 Share Posted January 31, 2022 10 minutes ago, Silent Mistwalker said: Um. That didn't work out very well. There was an embedded pic, it probably got removed at the source. So, here's another one instead: 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maryanne Solo Posted February 1, 2022 Share Posted February 1, 2022 Much ado about "hubs" and seedy places in le fora of late. Here's a students vehicle from a college I work at. 🙄 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaithLynnSayes Posted February 1, 2022 Share Posted February 1, 2022 Why do people use the phrase "i slept like a baby"? Does that mean you woke up every two hours, crapped your pants and cried? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Krystina Ferraris Posted February 2, 2022 Share Posted February 2, 2022 (edited) On 1/25/2022 at 12:46 AM, Maryanne Solo said: RL (very) Historic property.... "Lock the gate when you're leaving please love" Okeeeedokeee! Thank you~! ❤️ \0_👀 wtfffffffff......... That’s called a redundant system 😂 Edited February 2, 2022 by Krystina Ferraris Typo 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Mistwalker Posted February 2, 2022 Share Posted February 2, 2022 16 hours ago, CaithLynnSayes said: Why do people use the phrase "i slept like a baby"? Does that mean you woke up every two hours, crapped your pants and cried? Well, no, I don't crap my pants and cry, but I do wake up every 2 freaking hours if I don't fire one up and pop a melatonin. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Mistwalker Posted February 2, 2022 Share Posted February 2, 2022 1 hour ago, Marigold Devin said: Did not! Hmmm... Tastes like chicken. 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rat Luv Posted February 8, 2022 Share Posted February 8, 2022 I saw this on Twitter earlier and I know most of you hate crypto...so...🙂 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Annie Nova Posted February 10, 2022 Share Posted February 10, 2022 Lady: Do you drink? Man: Yes Lady: How much a day? Man: 3 6 packs Lady: How much per 6 pack Man: about $10.00 Lady: And how long have you been drinking? Man: 15 years Lady: So 1 6 pack cost $10.00 and you have 3 packs a day which puts your spending each month at $900. In one year, it would be $10,800 correct? Man: Correct Lady: If in 1 year you spend $10,800 not accounting for inflation, the past 15 years puts your spending at $162,000 correct? Man: Correct Lady: Do you know that if you hadn't drank, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 15 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari? Man: Do you drink? Lady: No Man: Where's your Ferrari then? 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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