Madelaine McMasters Posted January 6, 2019 Share Posted January 6, 2019 3 minutes ago, Donna Underall said: I wish I had a house staff Granted, I put it in an umbrella stand in the foyer. You should have wished for a trident. You can stab people with those. I wish I could sleep while driving. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donna Underall Posted January 6, 2019 Share Posted January 6, 2019 22 minutes ago, Madelaine McMasters said: Granted, I put it in an umbrella stand in the foyer. You should have wished for a trident. You can stab people with those. I wish I could sleep while driving. Granted, you just never wake up I wish I had 500 red balloons 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cindy Evanier Posted January 6, 2019 Share Posted January 6, 2019 Granted but you have to blow them up using your mouth only I wish I could could teleport in rl 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donna Underall Posted January 6, 2019 Share Posted January 6, 2019 1 minute ago, Cindy Evanier said: Granted but you have to blow them up using your mouth only I wish I could could teleport in rl Granted, but you can only teleport to your In-laws' house I wish I could breath underwater 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madelaine McMasters Posted January 6, 2019 Share Posted January 6, 2019 12 minutes ago, Donna Underall said: I wish I could breath underwater Granted, and the krill are holding a rave in your lungs. I wish I knew the pinup girl in Donna's signature. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Talligurl Posted January 6, 2019 Share Posted January 6, 2019 1 hour ago, Madelaine McMasters said: I wish I knew the pinup girl in Donna's signature. Granted, but there is a reason "she" is only pictured from the shoulders up. I wish my inventory was self organizing. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garnet Psaltery Posted January 6, 2019 Share Posted January 6, 2019 1 minute ago, Talligurl said: I wish my inventory was self organizing. Granted, but you need Orwar's cipher to open it. I wish I could move house. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chibiusa Ling Posted January 7, 2019 Share Posted January 7, 2019 On 1/6/2019 at 6:01 PM, Garnet Psaltery said: Granted, but you need Orwar's cipher to open it. I wish I could move house. I'm resurrecting it!!! granted but the house is completely upside down and it's always raining on the inside I wish for a pet gofer called Fred 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Love Zhaoying Posted January 7, 2019 Share Posted January 7, 2019 2 hours ago, chibiusa Ling said: I wish for a pet gofer called Fred Granted, but it’s the gopher from CaddyShack. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cindy Evanier Posted January 7, 2019 Share Posted January 7, 2019 9 minutes ago, Love Zhaoying said: Granted, but it’s the gopher from CaddyShack. Makes up a wish for Love because he broke the game and forgot Your wish for ballet shoes is granted but you have to wear a tutu and a glow in the dark thong while dancing to the Nutcracker Suite I wish for a blindfold while Love does the above ^^^ 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amina Sopwith Posted January 7, 2019 Share Posted January 7, 2019 5 minutes ago, Cindy Evanier said: Makes up a wish for Love because he broke the game and forgot Your wish for ballet shoes is granted but you have to wear a tutu and a glow in the dark thong while dancing to the Nutcracker Suite I wish for a blindfold while Love does the above ^^^ Granted, but as soon as Love finishes, the act is repeated by Donald Trump, and this time you've got Clockwork Orange-style goggles on to force your eyes open. I wish for fairy wings. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chibiusa Ling Posted January 7, 2019 Share Posted January 7, 2019 27 minutes ago, Amina Sopwith said: Granted, but as soon as Love finishes, the act is repeated by Donald Trump, and this time you've got Clockwork Orange-style goggles on to force your eyes open. I wish for fairy wings. Granted but as soon as you put them on YOU turn into donald trump in a tutu and dance off into the sunset I wish the best cheesecake the world has ever seen 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amina Sopwith Posted January 7, 2019 Share Posted January 7, 2019 1 minute ago, chibiusa Ling said: Granted but as soon as you put them on YOU turn into donald trump in a tutu and dance off into the sunset I wish the best cheesecake the world has ever seen Granted but I ate it. I wish for eight hours of uninterrupted sleep. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Love Zhaoying Posted January 7, 2019 Share Posted January 7, 2019 1 hour ago, Cindy Evanier said: Makes up a wish for Love because he broke the game and forgot Your wish for ballet shoes is granted but you have to wear a tutu and a glow in the dark thong while dancing to the Nutcracker Suite I wish for a blindfold while Love does the above ^^^ Not fair - just remind me to make a wish. I wish for a ladylion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Love Zhaoying Posted January 7, 2019 Share Posted January 7, 2019 37 minutes ago, Amina Sopwith said: Granted but I ate it. I wish for eight hours of uninterrupted sleep. Granted but you have the worst nightmare ever. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garnet Psaltery Posted January 8, 2019 Share Posted January 8, 2019 1 hour ago, Love Zhaoying said: I wish for a ladylion. Granted, but she keeps forgetting who you are. I wish for a holiday by the sea. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LittleMe Jewell Posted January 8, 2019 Share Posted January 8, 2019 9 minutes ago, Garnet Psaltery said: Granted, but she keeps forgetting who you are. I wish for a holiday by the sea. Granted, but the coastline is coated with foul smelling seaweed. I wish for a larger paycheck. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Love Zhaoying Posted January 8, 2019 Share Posted January 8, 2019 (edited) 38 minutes ago, LittleMe Jewell said: Granted, but the coastline is coated with foul smelling seaweed. I wish for a larger paycheck. Granted, but it is one of those huge “novelty checks” printed on poster board, but for the same money you get now. Edited January 8, 2019 by Love Zhaoying Foul-smelling seaweed sounds like Florida! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madelaine McMasters Posted January 11, 2019 Share Posted January 11, 2019 (edited) I wish @Love Zhaoying had made a wish I could corrupt. Edited January 11, 2019 by Madelaine McMasters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cindy Evanier Posted January 11, 2019 Share Posted January 11, 2019 9 minutes ago, Madelaine McMasters said: I wish Love had made a wish I could corrupt. Granted but you have to sit on him and get him to make 3 wishes at once or make one up for him I wish I could watch 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ansiri Posted January 12, 2019 Author Share Posted January 12, 2019 3 hours ago, Cindy Evanier said: Granted but you have to sit on him and get him to make 3 wishes at once or make one up for him I wish I could watch Granted, but it's all you three can do now for the rest of your lives. I wish i had mango mochi ice cream 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivanova Shostakovich Posted January 12, 2019 Share Posted January 12, 2019 53 minutes ago, Ansiri said: Granted, but it's all you three can do now for the rest of your lives. I wish i had mango mochi ice cream Granted. But you discover a tooth that has become very sensitive to cold. I wish I could set my own personal settings so as to always view marketplace listings 96 items a page, automatically. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cindy Evanier Posted January 12, 2019 Share Posted January 12, 2019 9 hours ago, Ivanova Shostakovich said: I wish I could set my own personal settings so as to always view marketplace listings 96 items a page, automatically. Granted but it loads so slowly it makes you cry I wish someone would clean my fridge 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arduenn Schwartzman Posted January 12, 2019 Share Posted January 12, 2019 (edited) 1 hour ago, Cindy Evanier said: I wish someone would clean my fridge Granted. And the area where your fridge once was will remain clean for the next 80,000 years, after which the radiation levels have dropped sufficiently for fungi and arthropods to recolonize the place. I wish I Disney would quit making sequels and live-action remakes. Edited January 12, 2019 by Arduenn Schwartzman Note to self: make Oppenheimer goggles for SL 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amina Sopwith Posted January 12, 2019 Share Posted January 12, 2019 22 minutes ago, Arduenn Schwartzman said: I wish I Disney would quit making sequels and live-action remakes. Granted, but now Emma Watson does all the singing. I wish someone would put a Memory Charm on me so that I can reread all the Harry Potter books without knowing the plot. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Please sign in to comment
You will be able to leave a comment after signing in
Sign In Now