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grants you a BJ but performed by a werewolf   (yeah I know I was just getting it on track, don't kill me ) I wish for more LI on my homestead

Granted! We're sending a bladerunner to retire you right now. I wish I could eat all the candy I want and not get cavities. 

Granted, you are an elephant with a USB storage stick where your brain should be. I wish for instant full rez everywhere I land.

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22 minutes ago, Madelaine McMasters said:

Granted, I put it in an umbrella stand in the foyer. You should have wished for a trident. You can stab people with those.

I wish I could sleep while driving.

Granted, you just never wake up

I wish I had 500 red balloons

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1 hour ago, Madelaine McMasters said:

I wish I knew the pinup girl in Donna's signature.

Granted, but there is a reason "she" is only pictured  from the shoulders up.

 I wish my inventory was self organizing.

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On 1/6/2019 at 6:01 PM, Garnet Psaltery said:

Granted, but you need Orwar's cipher to open it.

I wish I could move house.

I'm resurrecting it!!!

granted but the house is completely upside down and it's always raining on the inside

I wish for a pet gofer called Fred 

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9 minutes ago, Love Zhaoying said:

Granted, but it’s the gopher from CaddyShack.

Makes up a wish for Love because he broke the game and forgot

Your wish for ballet shoes is granted but you have to wear a tutu and a glow in the dark thong while dancing to the Nutcracker Suite

I wish for a blindfold while Love does the above ^^^

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5 minutes ago, Cindy Evanier said:

Makes up a wish for Love because he broke the game and forgot

Your wish for ballet shoes is granted but you have to wear a tutu and a glow in the dark thong while dancing to the Nutcracker Suite

I wish for a blindfold while Love does the above ^^^

Granted, but as soon as Love finishes, the act is repeated by Donald Trump, and this time you've got Clockwork Orange-style goggles on to force your eyes open.

I wish for fairy wings. 

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27 minutes ago, Amina Sopwith said:

Granted, but as soon as Love finishes, the act is repeated by Donald Trump, and this time you've got Clockwork Orange-style goggles on to force your eyes open.

I wish for fairy wings. 

Granted but as soon as you put them on YOU turn into donald trump in a tutu and dance off into the sunset

I wish the best cheesecake the world has ever seen

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1 minute ago, chibiusa Ling said:

Granted but as soon as you put them on YOU turn into donald trump in a tutu and dance off into the sunset

I wish the best cheesecake the world has ever seen

Granted but I ate it.

I wish for eight hours of uninterrupted sleep.

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1 hour ago, Cindy Evanier said:

Makes up a wish for Love because he broke the game and forgot

Your wish for ballet shoes is granted but you have to wear a tutu and a glow in the dark thong while dancing to the Nutcracker Suite

I wish for a blindfold while Love does the above ^^^

Not fair - just remind me to make a wish.

I wish for a ladylion.

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38 minutes ago, LittleMe Jewell said:

Granted, but the coastline is coated with foul smelling seaweed.

I wish for a larger paycheck.

Granted, but it is one of those huge “novelty checks” printed on poster board, but for the same money you get now.

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Foul-smelling seaweed sounds like Florida!
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3 hours ago, Cindy Evanier said:

Granted but you have to sit on him and get him to make 3 wishes at once or make one up for him

I wish I could watch

Granted, but it's all you three can do now for the rest of your lives.

I wish i had mango mochi ice cream

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53 minutes ago, Ansiri said:

Granted, but it's all you three can do now for the rest of your lives.

I wish i had mango mochi ice cream

Granted. But you discover a tooth that has become very sensitive to cold.

I wish I could set my own personal settings so as to always view marketplace listings 96 items a page, automatically.

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9 hours ago, Ivanova Shostakovich said:

I wish I could set my own personal settings so as to always view marketplace listings 96 items a page, automatically.

Granted but it loads so slowly it makes you cry

I wish someone would clean my fridge

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1 hour ago, Cindy Evanier said:

I wish someone would clean my fridge

Granted. And the area where your fridge once was will remain clean for the next 80,000 years, after which the radiation levels have dropped sufficiently for fungi and arthropods to recolonize the place.

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I wish I Disney would quit making sequels and live-action remakes.

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Note to self: make Oppenheimer goggles for SL
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22 minutes ago, Arduenn Schwartzman said:

I wish I Disney would quit making sequels and live-action remakes.

Granted, but now Emma Watson does all the singing.

I wish someone would put a Memory Charm on me so that I can reread all the Harry Potter books without knowing the plot.

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