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19 hours ago, Amina Sopwith said:

I wish I could get the glitter out of my handbag.

Granted, but now the glitter is everywhere else.

I wish the Linden street lamps outside my home shut off during the daytime.

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1 hour ago, Fenix Eldritch said:

Granted, but now the glitter is everywhere else.

I wish the Linden street lamps outside my home shut off during the daytime.

Granted, but now it's always dark where you are.

I wish that my cat would stop scratching the furniture.

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Just now, Donna Underall said:

I wish that my cat would stop scratching the furniture.

Granted. I hope you can outrun the cat.

I wish big ladders didn't weigh so much.

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4 minutes ago, Madelaine McMasters said:


I wish big ladders didn't weigh so much.

Granted. Now they are weightless and useless.

I wish y’all had as nice weather as me.

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4 minutes ago, Love Zhaoying said:

Granted. Now they are weightless and useless.

I wish y’all had as nice weather as me.

Granted, but now you have weather like us.

I wish my sunglasses were unbreakable. 

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Just now, Donna Underall said:

Granted, but now you have weather like us.

I wish my sunglasses were unbreakable. 

Granted, now they are completely opaque.

I wish for more wishes.

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Just now, Love Zhaoying said:

Granted, now they are completely opaque.

I wish for more wishes.

Granted, but other people make them for you.

I wish I didn't have to wear heels to work.

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1 hour ago, Donna Underall said:

Granted, but other people make them for you.

I wish I didn't have to wear heels to work.

I wished for that? 

Granted, now you wear flip-flops regardless of weather.

I can’t wish anymore per the previous grant.

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6 minutes ago, Amina Sopwith said:

I wish for all of @Love Zhaoying's wishes.

Granted...but you get the corrupted versions, and you also have wild Huskies.

I wish I was smart enough to leave this game alone!

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41 minutes ago, Lindal Kidd said:

Granted...but you get the corrupted versions, and you also have wild Huskies.

I wish I was smart enough to leave this game alone!

Great, now I can wish again!

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45 minutes ago, Lindal Kidd said:

I wish I was smart enough to leave this game alone!

Granted, but you're not smart enough not to play Fortnite. 

I wish i had a new Kindle.

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Granted but you can never read another proper book

I wish I understood IT better than I do.

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48 minutes ago, BelindaN said:

Granted but you can never read another proper book

I wish I understood IT better than I do.

Granted, but now you're terrified of smart robots

I wish my parrot knew more words

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52 minutes ago, Donna Underall said:

I wish my parrot knew more words

Granted but it learned them from that Chinese guy down the street...

I wish I would understand quantum field theory 9_9

 

 

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8 minutes ago, Fionalein said:

I wish I would understand quantum field theory 9_9

Granted, but you are lost in a time loop.

I wish my boyfriend would clean up his messes faster.

 

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13 minutes ago, Donna Underall said:

 

I wish my boyfriend would clean up his messes faster.

  

Granted, but now he cleans up after you and thinks you’re a slob.

I wish for world peace.

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Granted, but you must wear it with this hat/beard combo.

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 I wish it was 5:00 and I was home drinking wine.

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36 minutes ago, Eva Knoller said:

I wish it was 5:00 and I was home drinking wine.

Granted, though it's 5:00 AM.

I wish I had a younger circle of friends, so funerals wouldn't figure so prominently in my social calendar.

 

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1 minute ago, Madelaine McMasters said:

 

I wish I had a younger circle of friends, so funerals wouldn't figure so prominently in my social calendar.

 

Granted, but they are all still learning to talk.

I wish I had a new phone.

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6 minutes ago, Donna Underall said:

I wish I had a new phone.

Granted, but all it does is make phone calls.

I wish my foster huskies were well-behaved.

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Granted...but now you, and they, are on the Iditarod trail.  Dress warm!

I wish my taxes were done.  Correctly, and with a refund due, mind you.

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Granted but the accountant who did your taxes is a total jerk and now you have to thank her/him.

I wish the new Avengers movie came out sooner.

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Granted, but Spider Man marries Doctor Strange, with a cameo of Stan Lee as the officiant.

I wish they'd make GOOD movie versions of Starship Troopers and A Wizard of Earthsea.

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