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3 minutes ago, Amina Sopwith said:

I wish someone would put a Memory Charm on me so that I can reread all the Harry Potter books without knowing the plot.

Granted, but by the time you start reading the last book you've forgotten what happens in all the others so you have no idea what is going on. 

I wish I had my current brain in my 25 year old body. 

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56 minutes ago, Ginger Shostakovich said:

I wish I had my current brain in my 25 year old body. 

Granted, but there is a spelling curse in operation today so you now have the brain of a currant.

I wish I could play the piano.

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2 hours ago, Madelaine McMasters said:

Granted, but you do so only on pianos falling from great heights.

I wish the bucks in my yard would stop killing my young trees.
 

Granted, but they've formed an allegiance with the slugs and you can't grow ANYTHING else.*
 

I wish Cary Elwes as masked Westley would rescue and kidnap me, like in The Princess Bride.



*Slugs. Those slimy little b*stards. I can't grow a single vegetable in my garden.

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Granted!  But after he rescues you, you are both eaten by R.U.S.s*

I wish I would stop procrastinating.

*R.U.S.: Rodents of Unusual Size, found in the Fire Swamp.

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granted!  but everything you do will be wrong but timely.

I wish all the threads I want to read could be found in one category.

 

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Granted! (evil laugh as she gets back at you)...but you now have five hundred pages of unread threads.  In the Answers/International/Spanish forum.

I wish I had the King Crab I saw at Costco for $238.00 (OMFG!!!!  In the fresh fish refrigerator case.) for dinner tonight.

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granted! But then you discover that not only is the crab 3 weeks old but you've also discovered a shellfish allergy

I wish that I ha a maid so that I never had to do any more cleaning or housekeeping

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15 hours ago, HunniHope said:

granted! But then you discover that not only is the crab 3 weeks old but you've also discovered a shellfish allergy

I wish that I ha a maid so that I never had to do any more cleaning or housekeeping

Granted, but the maid is Donald Trump in that tutu again.

I wish to be able to eat whatever I want with no weight gain.

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17 minutes ago, CharlotteStargazer said:

Granted, but the maid is Donald Trump in that tutu again.

I wish to be able to eat whatever I want with no weight gain.

Granted but your gorgeous body has to lapdance Trump in his tutu

I wish I could get a decent nights sleep

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Granted but then you'd spend a third of your life in the sack.

I wish my brain could get to grips with this game.

Note: meaning this thread, NOT SL. :)

 

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2 minutes ago, BelindaN said:

Granted but then you'd spend a third of your life in the sack.

I wish my brain could get to grips with this game.

Note: meaning this thread, NOT SL. :)

 

Your brain gets a grip on the game, but then your mind is blown.

I wish I felt attractive, or had better self-esteem.

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Granted.  But you have now become Donald Trump.

I wish people would stop corrupting my wishes.

 

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2 hours ago, Lindal Kidd said:

Granted.  But you have now become Donald Trump.

I wish people would stop corrupting my wishes.

 

Granted but you will find it impossible to post any more wishes in this thread

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10 hours ago, kali Wylder said:

Granted but you will find it impossible to post any more wishes in this thread

I...I wi....argh.

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13 hours ago, Lindal Kidd said:

Granted.  But you have now become Donald Trump.

I wish people would stop corrupting my wishes.

 

As DT, I am immune to reality and I will not see that my wishes are corrupted. If you were DT, you could still be making wishes!

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Just now, Love Zhaoying said:

As DT, I am immune to reality and I will not see that my wishes are corrupted. If you were DT, you could still be making wishes!

Not worth it.

On a more serious note, I'm glad I'm out of the game.  I found it was fun to corrupt people's wishes in funny ways, and delightful to get my own wishes granted.  But I felt bad and frustrated when MY granted wishes were corrupted.  (Dang, I really was set for that King Crab!)  Anyway...the rest of you enjoy!

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44 minutes ago, Lindal Kidd said:

On a more serious note, I'm glad I'm out of the game.  I found it was fun to corrupt people's wishes in funny ways, and delightful to get my own wishes granted.  But I felt bad and frustrated when MY granted wishes were corrupted.  (Dang, I really was set for that King Crab!)  Anyway...the rest of you enjoy!

I had an idea to try and wish for something negative / bad, hoping it would be corrupted into something good.

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14 hours ago, kali Wylder said:

Granted but you will find it impossible to post any more wishes in this thread

I forgot to add a wish! 

I wish I knew what to wish for....

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2 minutes ago, kali Wylder said:

I forgot to add a wish! 

I wish I knew what to wish for....

The traditional trick is to wish for “more wishes”. But the wish you expressed has used up your wish, so you get bupkiss.

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Just now, Love Zhaoying said:

The traditional trick is to wish for “more wishes”. But the wish you expressed has used up your wish, so you get bupkiss.

I'll be satisfied with bupkiss, at least it hasn't been corrupted. BTW, you forgot to make a wish....

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4 minutes ago, kali Wylder said:

I'll be satisfied with bupkiss, at least it hasn't been corrupted. BTW, you forgot to make a wish....

Second time I did that. I wish I was as smart as Maddie.

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5 hours ago, Love Zhaoying said:

Second time I did that. I wish I was as smart as Maddie.

Granted but your bedroom is now occupied by a million baby octopuses.

I wish some of the grumpy-bums on the forum would find a little joy in their life.

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3 minutes ago, Callum Meriman said:

I wish some of the grumpy-bums on the forum would find a little joy in their life.

Granted, but now Joy is a grumpy-bum, and she'll get you for it.

I wish I was as smart as some people think I am.

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