Ginger Shostakovich Posted January 12, 2019 Share Posted January 12, 2019 3 minutes ago, Amina Sopwith said: I wish someone would put a Memory Charm on me so that I can reread all the Harry Potter books without knowing the plot. Granted, but by the time you start reading the last book you've forgotten what happens in all the others so you have no idea what is going on. I wish I had my current brain in my 25 year old body. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garnet Psaltery Posted January 12, 2019 Share Posted January 12, 2019 56 minutes ago, Ginger Shostakovich said: I wish I had my current brain in my 25 year old body. Granted, but there is a spelling curse in operation today so you now have the brain of a currant. I wish I could play the piano. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madelaine McMasters Posted January 12, 2019 Share Posted January 12, 2019 2 hours ago, Garnet Psaltery said: I wish I could play the piano. Granted, but you do so only on pianos falling from great heights. I wish the bucks in my yard would stop killing my young trees. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amina Sopwith Posted January 12, 2019 Share Posted January 12, 2019 2 hours ago, Madelaine McMasters said: Granted, but you do so only on pianos falling from great heights. I wish the bucks in my yard would stop killing my young trees. Granted, but they've formed an allegiance with the slugs and you can't grow ANYTHING else.* I wish Cary Elwes as masked Westley would rescue and kidnap me, like in The Princess Bride. *Slugs. Those slimy little b*stards. I can't grow a single vegetable in my garden. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lindal Kidd Posted January 14, 2019 Share Posted January 14, 2019 Granted! But after he rescues you, you are both eaten by R.U.S.s* I wish I would stop procrastinating. *R.U.S.: Rodents of Unusual Size, found in the Fire Swamp. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kali Wylder Posted January 14, 2019 Share Posted January 14, 2019 granted! but everything you do will be wrong but timely. I wish all the threads I want to read could be found in one category. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lindal Kidd Posted January 14, 2019 Share Posted January 14, 2019 Granted! (evil laugh as she gets back at you)...but you now have five hundred pages of unread threads. In the Answers/International/Spanish forum. I wish I had the King Crab I saw at Costco for $238.00 (OMFG!!!! In the fresh fish refrigerator case.) for dinner tonight. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HunniHope Posted January 15, 2019 Share Posted January 15, 2019 granted! But then you discover that not only is the crab 3 weeks old but you've also discovered a shellfish allergy I wish that I ha a maid so that I never had to do any more cleaning or housekeeping 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CharlotteStargazer Posted January 15, 2019 Share Posted January 15, 2019 15 hours ago, HunniHope said: granted! But then you discover that not only is the crab 3 weeks old but you've also discovered a shellfish allergy I wish that I ha a maid so that I never had to do any more cleaning or housekeeping Granted, but the maid is Donald Trump in that tutu again. I wish to be able to eat whatever I want with no weight gain. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cindy Evanier Posted January 15, 2019 Share Posted January 15, 2019 17 minutes ago, CharlotteStargazer said: Granted, but the maid is Donald Trump in that tutu again. I wish to be able to eat whatever I want with no weight gain. Granted but your gorgeous body has to lapdance Trump in his tutu I wish I could get a decent nights sleep 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BelindaN Posted January 15, 2019 Share Posted January 15, 2019 Granted but then you'd spend a third of your life in the sack. I wish my brain could get to grips with this game. Note: meaning this thread, NOT SL. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Love Zhaoying Posted January 15, 2019 Share Posted January 15, 2019 2 minutes ago, BelindaN said: Granted but then you'd spend a third of your life in the sack. I wish my brain could get to grips with this game. Note: meaning this thread, NOT SL. Your brain gets a grip on the game, but then your mind is blown. I wish I felt attractive, or had better self-esteem. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lindal Kidd Posted January 16, 2019 Share Posted January 16, 2019 Granted. But you have now become Donald Trump. I wish people would stop corrupting my wishes. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kali Wylder Posted January 16, 2019 Share Posted January 16, 2019 2 hours ago, Lindal Kidd said: Granted. But you have now become Donald Trump. I wish people would stop corrupting my wishes. Granted but you will find it impossible to post any more wishes in this thread 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lindal Kidd Posted January 16, 2019 Share Posted January 16, 2019 10 hours ago, kali Wylder said: Granted but you will find it impossible to post any more wishes in this thread I...I wi....argh. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Love Zhaoying Posted January 16, 2019 Share Posted January 16, 2019 13 hours ago, Lindal Kidd said: Granted. But you have now become Donald Trump. I wish people would stop corrupting my wishes. As DT, I am immune to reality and I will not see that my wishes are corrupted. If you were DT, you could still be making wishes! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lindal Kidd Posted January 16, 2019 Share Posted January 16, 2019 (edited) Just now, Love Zhaoying said: As DT, I am immune to reality and I will not see that my wishes are corrupted. If you were DT, you could still be making wishes! Not worth it. On a more serious note, I'm glad I'm out of the game. I found it was fun to corrupt people's wishes in funny ways, and delightful to get my own wishes granted. But I felt bad and frustrated when MY granted wishes were corrupted. (Dang, I really was set for that King Crab!) Anyway...the rest of you enjoy! Edited January 16, 2019 by Lindal Kidd 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Love Zhaoying Posted January 16, 2019 Share Posted January 16, 2019 1 minute ago, Lindal Kidd said: Not worth it. Agree. Now I have to wait for a new wish so that I can un-DT myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Love Zhaoying Posted January 16, 2019 Share Posted January 16, 2019 44 minutes ago, Lindal Kidd said: On a more serious note, I'm glad I'm out of the game. I found it was fun to corrupt people's wishes in funny ways, and delightful to get my own wishes granted. But I felt bad and frustrated when MY granted wishes were corrupted. (Dang, I really was set for that King Crab!) Anyway...the rest of you enjoy! I had an idea to try and wish for something negative / bad, hoping it would be corrupted into something good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kali Wylder Posted January 16, 2019 Share Posted January 16, 2019 14 hours ago, kali Wylder said: Granted but you will find it impossible to post any more wishes in this thread I forgot to add a wish! I wish I knew what to wish for.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Love Zhaoying Posted January 16, 2019 Share Posted January 16, 2019 2 minutes ago, kali Wylder said: I forgot to add a wish! I wish I knew what to wish for.... The traditional trick is to wish for “more wishes”. But the wish you expressed has used up your wish, so you get bupkiss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kali Wylder Posted January 16, 2019 Share Posted January 16, 2019 Just now, Love Zhaoying said: The traditional trick is to wish for “more wishes”. But the wish you expressed has used up your wish, so you get bupkiss. I'll be satisfied with bupkiss, at least it hasn't been corrupted. BTW, you forgot to make a wish.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Love Zhaoying Posted January 16, 2019 Share Posted January 16, 2019 4 minutes ago, kali Wylder said: I'll be satisfied with bupkiss, at least it hasn't been corrupted. BTW, you forgot to make a wish.... Second time I did that. I wish I was as smart as Maddie. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Callum Meriman Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 5 hours ago, Love Zhaoying said: Second time I did that. I wish I was as smart as Maddie. Granted but your bedroom is now occupied by a million baby octopuses. I wish some of the grumpy-bums on the forum would find a little joy in their life. 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madelaine McMasters Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Callum Meriman said: I wish some of the grumpy-bums on the forum would find a little joy in their life. Granted, but now Joy is a grumpy-bum, and she'll get you for it. I wish I was as smart as some people think I am. Edited January 17, 2019 by Madelaine McMasters 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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