Ansiri Posted February 8, 2019 Author Share Posted February 8, 2019 On 1/29/2019 at 12:18 PM, Love Zhaoying said: Granted, this never happened (i.e., fugghedaboudit), but next time you call 911 it won’t be as pleasant. I wish that I didn’t butt-dial the crematory yesterday, their call-back and subsequent conversation gave me a sad. Maybe I get Tobey’s ashes today. Granted, instead of butt-dialing a crematory, you butt-dialed a devil and he gave you a much worse conversation. I wish people would ask and talk more with everyone and not just assume stuffs and listen to false rumors. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Love Zhaoying Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 2 minutes ago, Ansiri said: Granted, instead of butt-dialing a crematory, you butt-dialed a devil and he gave you a much worse conversation. I wish people would ask and talk more with everyone and not just assume stuffs and listen to false rumors. Granted, but now we all share TMI. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ansiri Posted February 8, 2019 Author Share Posted February 8, 2019 10 minutes ago, Love Zhaoying said: Granted, but now we all share TMI. Remember to wish! Thanks, i learned a new thing https://www.lifewire.com/what-is-tmi-2483634 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Love Zhaoying Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 I wish I could remember to wish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amina Sopwith Posted February 9, 2019 Share Posted February 9, 2019 3 hours ago, Love Zhaoying said: I wish I could remember to wish. Granted, and you give me all your wishes forever to be sure that they get used wisely. I wish I didn't have to do all this washing up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ansiri Posted February 9, 2019 Author Share Posted February 9, 2019 55 minutes ago, Amina Sopwith said: Granted, and you give me all your wishes forever to be sure that they get used wisely. I wish I didn't have to do all this washing up. Granted. You don't have anything to wash anymore. I wish the day would have more than 24 hours. (sorry, if the grammar is wrong) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madelaine McMasters Posted February 9, 2019 Share Posted February 9, 2019 32 minutes ago, Ansiri said: I wish the day would have more than 24 hours. (sorry, if the grammar is wrong) Granted, each day is now 543120 hours long, it's bedtime and it just might be the last day of your life. I wish the dust in my house came in more interesting colors. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amina Sopwith Posted February 9, 2019 Share Posted February 9, 2019 10 hours ago, Madelaine McMasters said: Granted, each day is now 543120 hours long, it's bedtime and it just might be the last day of your life. I wish the dust in my house came in more interesting colors. Granted, the shades are now poo brown, puke yellow and pus green, all in different clashing colour wheels, and they have the smells to go with them. I wish I'd never seen Batman and Robin. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ansiri Posted March 9, 2019 Author Share Posted March 9, 2019 On 2/9/2019 at 2:23 PM, Amina Sopwith said: Granted, the shades are now poo brown, puke yellow and pus green, all in different clashing colour wheels, and they have the smells to go with them. I wish I'd never seen Batman and Robin. Granted, you've never seen, but in stead you hear them all the time. I wish i could time travel. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Love Zhaoying Posted March 9, 2019 Share Posted March 9, 2019 14 minutes ago, Ansiri said: I wish i could time travel. Granted, but now you’re stuck in a time loop with people you can’t stand, I wish I was smarter. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madelaine McMasters Posted March 9, 2019 Share Posted March 9, 2019 2 hours ago, Love Zhaoying said: I wish I was smarter. Granted, but now everyone you love annoys you with their newfound stupidity. I wish football season went year-round so I could have the market to myself during Packer games. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lindal Kidd Posted March 9, 2019 Share Posted March 9, 2019 I wish football season went year-round so I could have the market to myself during Packer games. Granted. And I'm not gonna corrupt it because I want short checkout lines too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Love Zhaoying Posted March 9, 2019 Share Posted March 9, 2019 1 hour ago, Lindal Kidd said: Granted. And I'm not gonna corrupt it because I want short checkout lines too. You did what I sometimes do, didn’t make a wish! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Love Zhaoying Posted March 9, 2019 Share Posted March 9, 2019 1 hour ago, Madelaine McMasters said: Granted, but now everyone you love annoys you with their newfound stupidity. So, not much changed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lindal Kidd Posted March 9, 2019 Share Posted March 9, 2019 24 minutes ago, Love Zhaoying said: You did what I sometimes do, didn’t make a wish! On purpose, 'cause if I wished, it would just get corrupted. See? I'm smarter already! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Love Zhaoying Posted March 9, 2019 Share Posted March 9, 2019 13 minutes ago, Lindal Kidd said: On purpose, 'cause if I wished, it would just get corrupted. See? I'm smarter already! Not fair, my wish was to be smarter! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Love Zhaoying Posted March 9, 2019 Share Posted March 9, 2019 (edited) 2 hours ago, Madelaine McMasters said: I wish football season went year-round so I could have the market to myself during Packer games. Granted, but now the Packers sucketh, so no one cares about the games and the market is crowded. I wish that I could retire earlier. Edited March 9, 2019 by Love Zhaoying 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lindal Kidd Posted March 9, 2019 Share Posted March 9, 2019 Granted, but now you're bored. I wish that my broken washing machine was fixed. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cindy Evanier Posted March 9, 2019 Share Posted March 9, 2019 13 minutes ago, Lindal Kidd said: Granted, but now you're bored. I wish that my broken washing machine was fixed. Granted but now you have to pick up all the forum dirty undies off the floor and wash them I wish my hair would stay in it's bobble 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BelindaN Posted March 11, 2019 Share Posted March 11, 2019 On 3/9/2019 at 7:23 PM, Cindy Evanier said: I wish my hair would stay in it's bobble Granted but now you have a bobble wave and a zillion split ends. I wish my hair didn't have a life of its own, and look like I've just got out of bed all the time. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeta Vandyke Posted March 11, 2019 Share Posted March 11, 2019 11 minutes ago, BelindaN said: I wish my hair didn't have a life of its own Granted, your hair died and fell out I wish I was 18 again with all my current aquired knowledge 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donna Underall Posted March 11, 2019 Share Posted March 11, 2019 46 minutes ago, Zeta Vandyke said: Granted, your hair died and fell out I wish I was 18 again with all my current aquired knowledge Granted, but now you have a bad case of acne and you never knew how to treat it. I wish I had someone to straighten my closets. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kali Wylder Posted March 11, 2019 Share Posted March 11, 2019 3 hours ago, Donna Underall said: Granted, but now you have a bad case of acne and you never knew how to treat it. I wish I had someone to straighten my closets. granted, but now the stuff that was in your untidy closets is lying in a big pile on the floor. I wish someone would invent a way to eat anything you want without gaining weight 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donna Underall Posted March 11, 2019 Share Posted March 11, 2019 Just now, kali Wylder said: granted, but now the stuff that was in your untidy closets is lying in a big pile on the floor. I wish someone would invent a way to eat anything you want without gaining weight Granted! But now no matter how much you eat you lose weight until you disappear! I wish my hair would grow faster. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amina Sopwith Posted March 11, 2019 Share Posted March 11, 2019 1 hour ago, Donna Underall said: Granted! But now no matter how much you eat you lose weight until you disappear! I wish my hair would grow faster. Granted but it grows all over your body. I wish I could get the glitter out of my handbag. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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