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On 1/29/2019 at 12:18 PM, Love Zhaoying said:

Granted, this never happened (i.e., fugghedaboudit), but next time you call 911 it won’t be as pleasant.

I wish that I didn’t butt-dial the crematory yesterday, their call-back and subsequent conversation gave me a sad. Maybe I get Tobey’s ashes today.

Granted, instead of butt-dialing a crematory, you butt-dialed a devil and he gave you a much worse conversation. :|

I wish people would ask and talk more with everyone and not just assume stuffs and listen to false rumors.

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grants you a BJ but performed by a werewolf   (yeah I know I was just getting it on track, don't kill me ) I wish for more LI on my homestead

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Granted! We're sending a bladerunner to retire you right now. I wish I could eat all the candy I want and not get cavities. 

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Granted, you are an elephant with a USB storage stick where your brain should be. I wish for instant full rez everywhere I land.

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55 minutes ago, Amina Sopwith said:

Granted, and you give me all your wishes forever to be sure that they get used wisely.

I wish I didn't have to do all this washing up.

Granted. You don't have anything to wash anymore.

I wish the day would have more than 24 hours. (sorry, if the grammar is wrong)

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Amina Sopwith

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10 hours ago, Madelaine McMasters said:

Granted, each day is now 543120 hours long, it's bedtime and it just might be the last day of your life.

I wish the dust in my house came in more interesting colors.

Granted, the shades are now poo brown, puke yellow and pus green, all in different clashing colour wheels, and they have the smells to go with them.

I wish I'd never seen Batman and Robin.

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Ansiri

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On 2/9/2019 at 2:23 PM, Amina Sopwith said:

Granted, the shades are now poo brown, puke yellow and pus green, all in different clashing colour wheels, and they have the smells to go with them.

I wish I'd never seen Batman and Robin.

Granted, you've never seen, but in stead you hear them all the time.

I wish i could time travel.

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Love Zhaoying

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2 hours ago, Madelaine McMasters said:

I wish football season went year-round so I could have the market to myself during Packer games.

Granted, but now the Packers sucketh, so no one cares about the games and the market is crowded.

I wish that I could retire earlier.

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13 minutes ago, Lindal Kidd said:

Granted, but now you're bored.

I wish that my broken washing machine was fixed.

Granted but now you have to pick up all the forum dirty undies off the floor and wash them

I wish my hair would stay in it's bobble

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On 3/9/2019 at 7:23 PM, Cindy Evanier said:

I wish my hair would stay in it's bobble

Granted but now you have a bobble wave and a zillion split ends.

I wish my hair didn't have a life of its own, and look like I've just got out of bed all the time.

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46 minutes ago, Zeta Vandyke said:

Granted, your hair died and fell out

I wish I was 18 again with all my current aquired knowledge

Granted, but now you have a bad case of acne and you never knew how to treat it.

I wish I had someone to straighten my closets.

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3 hours ago, Donna Underall said:

Granted, but now you have a bad case of acne and you never knew how to treat it.

I wish I had someone to straighten my closets.

granted, but now the stuff that was in your untidy closets is lying in a big pile on the floor.

I wish someone would invent a way to eat anything you want without gaining weight

 

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Just now, kali Wylder said:

granted, but now the stuff that was in your untidy closets is lying in a big pile on the floor.

I wish someone would invent a way to eat anything you want without gaining weight

 

Granted!  But now no matter how much you eat you lose weight until you disappear!

I wish my hair would grow faster.

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Amina Sopwith

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1 hour ago, Donna Underall said:

Granted!  But now no matter how much you eat you lose weight until you disappear!

I wish my hair would grow faster.

Granted but it grows all over your body.

I wish I could get the glitter out of my handbag.

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