Grant and corrupt a wish game

[Ansiri 316]

On 1/29/2019 at 12:18 PM, Love Zhaoying said:

Granted, this never happened (i.e., fugghedaboudit), but next time you call 911 it won’t be as pleasant.

I wish that I didn’t butt-dial the crematory yesterday, their call-back and subsequent conversation gave me a sad. Maybe I get Tobey’s ashes today.

Granted, instead of butt-dialing a crematory, you butt-dialed a devil and he gave you a much worse conversation.

I wish people would ask and talk more with everyone and not just assume stuffs and listen to false rumors.

[Love Zhaoying 10,187]

2 minutes ago, Ansiri said:

Granted, instead of butt-dialing a crematory, you butt-dialed a devil and he gave you a much worse conversation.

I wish people would ask and talk more with everyone and not just assume stuffs and listen to false rumors.

Granted, but now we all share TMI.

[Ansiri 316]

10 minutes ago, Love Zhaoying said:

Granted, but now we all share TMI.

Remember to wish!

Thanks, i learned a new thing https://www.lifewire.com/what-is-tmi-2483634

[Love Zhaoying 10,187]

I wish I could remember to wish.

[Amina Sopwith 3,144]

3 hours ago, Love Zhaoying said:

I wish I could remember to wish.

Granted, and you give me all your wishes forever to be sure that they get used wisely.

I wish I didn't have to do all this washing up.

[Ansiri 316]

55 minutes ago, Amina Sopwith said:

Granted, and you give me all your wishes forever to be sure that they get used wisely.

I wish I didn't have to do all this washing up.

Granted. You don't have anything to wash anymore.

I wish the day would have more than 24 hours. (sorry, if the grammar is wrong)

[Madelaine McMasters 20,903]

32 minutes ago, Ansiri said:

I wish the day would have more than 24 hours. (sorry, if the grammar is wrong)

Granted, each day is now 543120 hours long, it's bedtime and it just might be the last day of your life.

I wish the dust in my house came in more interesting colors.

[Amina Sopwith 3,144]

10 hours ago, Madelaine McMasters said:

Granted, each day is now 543120 hours long, it's bedtime and it just might be the last day of your life.

I wish the dust in my house came in more interesting colors.

Granted, the shades are now poo brown, puke yellow and pus green, all in different clashing colour wheels, and they have the smells to go with them.

I wish I'd never seen Batman and Robin.

[Ansiri 316]

On 2/9/2019 at 2:23 PM, Amina Sopwith said:

Granted, the shades are now poo brown, puke yellow and pus green, all in different clashing colour wheels, and they have the smells to go with them.

I wish I'd never seen Batman and Robin.

Granted, you've never seen, but in stead you hear them all the time.

I wish i could time travel.

[Love Zhaoying 10,187]

14 minutes ago, Ansiri said:

I wish i could time travel.

Granted, but now you’re stuck in a time loop with people you can’t stand,

I wish I was smarter.

[Madelaine McMasters 20,903]

2 hours ago, Love Zhaoying said:

I wish I was smarter.

Granted, but now everyone you love annoys you with their newfound stupidity.

I wish football season went year-round so I could have the market to myself during Packer games.

[Lindal Kidd 12,710]

I wish football season went year-round so I could have the market to myself during Packer games.

Granted.  And I'm not gonna corrupt it because I want short checkout lines too.

[Love Zhaoying 10,187]

1 hour ago, Lindal Kidd said:

Granted.  And I'm not gonna corrupt it because I want short checkout lines too.

You did what I sometimes do, didn’t make a wish!

[Love Zhaoying 10,187]

1 hour ago, Madelaine McMasters said:

Granted, but now everyone you love annoys you with their newfound stupidity.

So, not much changed.

[Lindal Kidd 12,710]

24 minutes ago, Love Zhaoying said:

You did what I sometimes do, didn’t make a wish!

On purpose, 'cause if I wished, it would just get corrupted.  See?  I'm smarter already!

[Love Zhaoying 10,187]

13 minutes ago, Lindal Kidd said:

On purpose, 'cause if I wished, it would just get corrupted.  See?  I'm smarter already!

Not fair, my wish was to be smarter! 

[Love Zhaoying 10,187]

2 hours ago, Madelaine McMasters said:

I wish football season went year-round so I could have the market to myself during Packer games.

Granted, but now the Packers sucketh, so no one cares about the games and the market is crowded.

I wish that I could retire earlier.

Edited March 9, 2019 by Love Zhaoying

[Lindal Kidd 12,710]

Granted, but now you're bored.

I wish that my broken washing machine was fixed.

[Cindy Evanier 9,193]

13 minutes ago, Lindal Kidd said:

Granted, but now you're bored.

I wish that my broken washing machine was fixed.

Granted but now you have to pick up all the forum dirty undies off the floor and wash them

I wish my hair would stay in it's bobble

[BelindaN 9,116]

On 3/9/2019 at 7:23 PM, Cindy Evanier said:

I wish my hair would stay in it's bobble

Granted but now you have a bobble wave and a zillion split ends.

I wish my hair didn't have a life of its own, and look like I've just got out of bed all the time.

[Zeta Vandyke 11,446]

11 minutes ago, BelindaN said:

I wish my hair didn't have a life of its own

Granted, your hair died and fell out

I wish I was 18 again with all my current aquired knowledge

[Donna Underall 1,185]

46 minutes ago, Zeta Vandyke said:

Granted, your hair died and fell out

I wish I was 18 again with all my current aquired knowledge

Granted, but now you have a bad case of acne and you never knew how to treat it.

I wish I had someone to straighten my closets.

[kali Wylder 856]

3 hours ago, Donna Underall said:

Granted, but now you have a bad case of acne and you never knew how to treat it.

I wish I had someone to straighten my closets.

granted, but now the stuff that was in your untidy closets is lying in a big pile on the floor.

I wish someone would invent a way to eat anything you want without gaining weight

 

[Donna Underall 1,185]

Just now, kali Wylder said:

granted, but now the stuff that was in your untidy closets is lying in a big pile on the floor.

I wish someone would invent a way to eat anything you want without gaining weight

 

Granted!  But now no matter how much you eat you lose weight until you disappear!

I wish my hair would grow faster.

[Amina Sopwith 3,144]

1 hour ago, Donna Underall said:

Granted!  But now no matter how much you eat you lose weight until you disappear!

I wish my hair would grow faster.

Granted but it grows all over your body.

I wish I could get the glitter out of my handbag.