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6 minutes ago, Madelaine McMasters said:

I wish root-beer had caffeine.

That already once existed as "Malzbier+Mate" but was brewed by the infamous Oettinger brewery... (which kinda corrupted your wish if you know about their reputation)

Just now, Cindy Evanier said:

Granted but it waters down your flamethrower

I wish this chair had a built in fridge

Granted but the lid is below the cushion

I wish my cat could speak.

 

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grants you a BJ but performed by a werewolf   (yeah I know I was just getting it on track, don't kill me ) I wish for more LI on my homestead

Granted! We're sending a bladerunner to retire you right now. I wish I could eat all the candy I want and not get cavities. 

Granted, you are an elephant with a USB storage stick where your brain should be. I wish for instant full rez everywhere I land.

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3 minutes ago, Cindy Evanier said:

I wish Jason Momoa was my personal assistant

Granted but he is in the form of a cat with a Liverpool accent.

Ye gods, I wish for a little more patience when replying in this game.

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Forgot the wish again!
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6 minutes ago, Garnet Psaltery said:

Granted but he is in the form of a cat with a Liverpool accent.

Ye gods, I wish for a little more patience when replying in this game.

Granted but you now find everyone else in your life is severely impatient with you over everything.

I wish for the powers of a god

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2 minutes ago, chibiusa Ling said:

Granted but you now find everyone else in your life is severely impatient with you over everything.

I wish for the powers of a god

granted - now you can hear all the silly wishes people adress at you

I wish for world peace

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1 hour ago, Fionalein said:

granted - now you can hear all the silly wishes people adress at you

I wish for world peace

Granted — but it is contingent on everyone staying on topic in this thread.

I wish everyone would stay on topic, so this game can keep going, and I don't have to lock the thread

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5 minutes ago, Jagix Linden said:

Granted — but it is contingent on everyone staying on topic in this thread.

I wish everyone would stay on topic, so this game can keep going, and I don't have to lock the thread

Granted but never again shall you ever be on topic over anything. In the Linden meetings when asked your opinion you will start waffling on about the mating habits of penguins in the arctic.

I wish I was a Linden xD

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6 minutes ago, chibiusa Ling said:

I wish I was a Linden xD

Granted, but you will be Penguin Linden, and have your mating habits discussed at Linden meetings.

I wish I could see Harry Linden again :( 

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12 minutes ago, Garnet Psaltery said:

Granted, but you will be Penguin Linden, and have your mating habits discussed at Linden meetings.

I wish I could see Harry Linden again :( 

Granted but after 5 minutes he  will change to Harry Belafonte and you will have to sing the banana boat song with him

I wish someone would cook my dinner

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1 minute ago, Cindy Evanier said:

Granted but after 5 minutes he  will change to Harry Belafonte and you will have to sing the banana boat song with him

I wish someone would cook my dinner

Granted, but your dinner is gluten free vegetarian 

I wish someone would clean my place for me

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11 minutes ago, Donna Underall said:

Granted, but your dinner is gluten free vegetarian 

I wish someone would clean my place for me

Not a problem but itt will be an ugly naked old man and you need to watch as he works.

I wish nobody reply after this. 

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1 minute ago, Derekmate said:

Not a problem but itt will be an ugly naked old man and you need to watch as he works.

I wish nobody reply after this. 

Granted but nobody is offline atm and will get back to you later

I wish for Jason Momoa to do the floss purely for my own enjoyment

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Granted, but no one knows what to feed it

I wish for the perfect outfit

Granted but it will be perfect for someone twice your size.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

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2 hours ago, LittleMe Jewell said:

Granted, but you can only wish for stuff for other people.

I wish someone would unpack all these boxes in my inventory.

   Granted, but they all contain common gachas.

   I wish I could smell things in SL.

 

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I know I'm totally setting myself up here. But it would be neat.
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37 minutes ago, Ivanova Shostakovich said:

I wish I could smell things in SL.

Granted. We're having asparagus and beans for dinner.

I wish my office chair's gas lift cylinder would hold pressure, so I wouldn't feel like a child when typing forum posts.

(And we know you totally set us up.)

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4 minutes ago, Madelaine McMasters said:

Granted. We're having asparagus and beans for dinner.

I wish my office chair's gas lift cylinder would hold pressure, so I wouldn't feel like a child when typing forum posts.

(And we know you totally set us up.)

Granted, but it also sometimes behaves like an old toaster you once had.

I wish I had selective physical control over my own hair growth.

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