Grant and corrupt a wish game

[Donna Underall 1,217]

29 minutes ago, Lindal Kidd said:

I wish they'd make GOOD movie versions of Starship Troopers and A Wizard of Earthsea.

Granted, but ... no buts.  This is a good wish.

I wish for good remakes!

[BelindaN 12,717]

Granted but if they iron out the bugs in Starship Trooper there'll be no story.

I wish I had more time to watch films

[Eva Knoller 10,962]

4 hours ago, BelindaN said:

I wish I had more time to watch films

Granted, but to make time you had to completely give up SL.

I wish I could learn to play the piano without spending all the time and money on lessons. Just sit down on the bench and play like a concert pianist.

[Donna Underall 1,217]

1 hour ago, Eva Knoller said:

I wish I could learn to play the piano without spending all the time and money on lessons. Just sit down on the bench and play like a concert pianist.

Granted, but then you would not be able to do anything else.

I wish I had vacation property on the moon.

[Lindal Kidd 17,089]

7 hours ago, BelindaN said:

Granted but if they iron out the bugs in Starship Trooper there'll be no story.

I saw what you did there.

[Lindal Kidd 17,089]

1 hour ago, Donna Underall said:

I wish I had vacation property on the moon.

Granted...but you have no way to get there!

I wish I had a spaceship with antigravity super laser drive to take Donna to her vacation home.

[Madelaine McMasters 24,492]

24 minutes ago, Lindal Kidd said:

I wish I had a spaceship with antigravity super laser drive to take Donna to her vacation home.

Granted, but glitches in the propulsion system cause you to vaporize a frustrating fraction of your destinations.

I wish St. Paddy was the patron saint of root beer.

[Amina Sopwith 6,354]

2 hours ago, Madelaine McMasters said:

Granted, but glitches in the propulsion system cause you to vaporize a frustrating fraction of your destinations.

I wish St. Paddy was the patron saint of root beer.

Granted, but now Guinness sucks and really is made from Liffey water.

I wish I didn't need to clear up this mess.

[Donna Underall 1,217]

17 hours ago, Amina Sopwith said:

I wish I didn't need to clear up this mess.

Granted, but now no one will clean up the mess.

I wish my coffee was stronger this morning.

[Eva Knoller 10,962]

On 3/17/2019 at 9:38 AM, Donna Underall said:

 

I wish my coffee was stronger this morning.

Granted, but now it’s so strong you can’t sleep for days.

I wish I had a personal chef because I’m sick and tired of coming up with ideas for dinner. Oh, and cooking it too.

Edited March 19, 2019 by Eva Knoller
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[Madelaine McMasters 24,492]

6 minutes ago, Eva Knoller said:

I wish I had a personal chef because I’m sick and tired of coming up with ideas for dinner. Oh, and cooking it too.

Granted. I hope you like root beer and cayenne, they'll be in everything I make for you. Sometimes they'll be the only thing.

I wish my Miata had a front end loader like my tractor, so I could move traffic out of my way.

[Lindal Kidd 17,089]

On 3/19/2019 at 4:26 PM, Madelaine McMasters said:

I wish my Miata had a front end loader like my tractor, so I could move traffic out of my way.

Ye canna change the laws of physics, Maddy! 

 

Edited March 22, 2019 by Lindal Kidd

[LittleMe Jewell 32,873]

On 3/19/2019 at 2:26 PM, Madelaine McMasters said:

I wish my Miata had a front end loader like my tractor, so I could move traffic out of my way.

Granted, but due to the weigh of front end, the rear tires won't stay on the ground, complicating the fun driving that should be provided by such a car.

I wish I enjoyed cooking so that meal prep wouldn't seem like such a chore.

[Amina Sopwith 6,354]

9 hours ago, LittleMe Jewell said:

I wish I enjoyed cooking so that meal prep wouldn't seem like such a chore.

Granted, but you generate a mountain of washing up every time because of your complicated recipes, and you have to do it by hand.

I wish I could easily find new RL clothes that fit and flatter. 


(PS: Batch cooking is your friend.)

[Donna Underall 1,217]

6 hours ago, Amina Sopwith said:

I wish I could easily find new RL clothes that fit and flatter. 

Granted, but they don't come in your size.

I wish I fly off to a Caribbean Island any time I wanted.

[Garnet Psaltery 6,473]

On 3/24/2019 at 2:27 PM, Donna Underall said:

Granted, but they don't come in your size.

I wish I fly off to a Caribbean Island any time I wanted.

Granted but the journey will take as long as it took for this thread to continue.  

I wish I could meet Barnabas Collins.

[kali Wylder 3,112]

3 minutes ago, Garnet Psaltery said:

I wish I could meet Barnabas Collins.

Granted but he turns out to be not at all like you imagined.

I wish I didn't have to work today.

[Lindal Kidd 17,089]

Granted!  But your application for Unemployment is denied.

I wish this thread had stayed buried!

[Love Zhaoying 11,292]

Granted, but it is buried in a litter box.

I wish someone would clean the litter box.

[Madelaine McMasters 24,492]

30 minutes ago, Love Zhaoying said:

I wish someone would clean the litter box.

Granted. You didn't need that dress shirt, did you?

I wish pumpkin spice gasoline was available in 87 octane.

Edited November 19, 2019 by Madelaine McMasters

[Love Zhaoying 11,292]

17 minutes ago, Madelaine McMasters said:

I wish pumpkin spice gasoline was available in 87 octane.

Granted, but all your fires now smell like pumpkin spice.

I wish I had a lover.

[Marut72 1,403]

Granted.
Your lover is going to call you tonight, unfortunately he has installed cameras in your house a long time ago and has had a kinky relationship with you for years.

I wish I had two lovers at the same time.

(keeping the theme going)

[Love Zhaoying 11,292]

14 minutes ago, Marut72 said:

I wish I had two lovers at the same time.

Granted, but they dump you and take your pet(s).

I wish we could have "free love" like in the 60's.

[Lindal Kidd 17,089]

Granted...but you get the free STDs that go along with it.

I wish I already had my new computer built!

[Tarina Sewell 1,447]

5 minutes ago, Lindal Kidd said:

Granted...but you get the free STDs that go along with it.

I wish I already had my new computer built!

granted but you forgot the mobo standoffs and everything gets fried when you turn it on.

 

 I wish I had a time machine