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grants you a BJ but performed by a werewolf   (yeah I know I was just getting it on track, don't kill me ) I wish for more LI on my homestead

Granted! We're sending a bladerunner to retire you right now. I wish I could eat all the candy I want and not get cavities. 

Granted, you are an elephant with a USB storage stick where your brain should be. I wish for instant full rez everywhere I land.

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4 hours ago, BelindaN said:

I wish I had more time to watch films

Granted, but to make time you had to completely give up SL.

I wish I could learn to play the piano without spending all the time and money on lessons. Just sit down on the bench and play like a concert pianist.

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1 hour ago, Eva Knoller said:

I wish I could learn to play the piano without spending all the time and money on lessons. Just sit down on the bench and play like a concert pianist.

Granted, but then you would not be able to do anything else.

I wish I had vacation property on the moon.

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2 hours ago, Madelaine McMasters said:

Granted, but glitches in the propulsion system cause you to vaporize a frustrating fraction of your destinations.

I wish St. Paddy was the patron saint of root beer.

Granted, but now Guinness sucks and really is made from Liffey water.

I wish I didn't need to clear up this mess.

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On 3/17/2019 at 9:38 AM, Donna Underall said:

 

I wish my coffee was stronger this morning.

Granted, but now it’s so strong you can’t sleep for days.

I wish I had a personal chef because I’m sick and tired of coming up with ideas for dinner. Oh, and cooking it too.

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6 minutes ago, Eva Knoller said:

I wish I had a personal chef because I’m sick and tired of coming up with ideas for dinner. Oh, and cooking it too.

Granted. I hope you like root beer and cayenne, they'll be in everything I make for you. Sometimes they'll be the only thing.

I wish my Miata had a front end loader like my tractor, so I could move traffic out of my way.

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On 3/19/2019 at 4:26 PM, Madelaine McMasters said:

I wish my Miata had a front end loader like my tractor, so I could move traffic out of my way.

Ye canna change the laws of physics, Maddy! 

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On 3/19/2019 at 2:26 PM, Madelaine McMasters said:

I wish my Miata had a front end loader like my tractor, so I could move traffic out of my way.

Granted, but due to the weigh of front end, the rear tires won't stay on the ground, complicating the fun driving that should be provided by such a car.

I wish I enjoyed cooking so that meal prep wouldn't seem like such a chore.

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9 hours ago, LittleMe Jewell said:

I wish I enjoyed cooking so that meal prep wouldn't seem like such a chore.

Granted, but you generate a mountain of washing up every time because of your complicated recipes, and you have to do it by hand.

I wish I could easily find new RL clothes that fit and flatter. 


(PS: Batch cooking is your friend.)

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Granted.
Your lover is going to call you tonight, unfortunately he has installed cameras in your house a long time ago and has had a kinky relationship with you for years.

I wish I had two lovers at the same time.

(keeping the theme going)

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