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29 minutes ago, Lindal Kidd said:

I wish they'd make GOOD movie versions of Starship Troopers and A Wizard of Earthsea.

Granted, but ... no buts.  This is a good wish.

I wish for good remakes!

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Granted but if they iron out the bugs in Starship Trooper there'll be no story.

I wish I had more time to watch films

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4 hours ago, BelindaN said:

I wish I had more time to watch films

Granted, but to make time you had to completely give up SL.

I wish I could learn to play the piano without spending all the time and money on lessons. Just sit down on the bench and play like a concert pianist.

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1 hour ago, Eva Knoller said:

I wish I could learn to play the piano without spending all the time and money on lessons. Just sit down on the bench and play like a concert pianist.

Granted, but then you would not be able to do anything else.

I wish I had vacation property on the moon.

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7 hours ago, BelindaN said:

Granted but if they iron out the bugs in Starship Trooper there'll be no story.

I saw what you did there.

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1 hour ago, Donna Underall said:

I wish I had vacation property on the moon.

Granted...but you have no way to get there!

I wish I had a spaceship with antigravity super laser drive to take Donna to her vacation home.

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24 minutes ago, Lindal Kidd said:

I wish I had a spaceship with antigravity super laser drive to take Donna to her vacation home.

Granted, but glitches in the propulsion system cause you to vaporize a frustrating fraction of your destinations.

I wish St. Paddy was the patron saint of root beer.

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2 hours ago, Madelaine McMasters said:

Granted, but glitches in the propulsion system cause you to vaporize a frustrating fraction of your destinations.

I wish St. Paddy was the patron saint of root beer.

Granted, but now Guinness sucks and really is made from Liffey water.

I wish I didn't need to clear up this mess.

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17 hours ago, Amina Sopwith said:

I wish I didn't need to clear up this mess.

Granted, but now no one will clean up the mess.

I wish my coffee was stronger this morning.

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On 3/17/2019 at 9:38 AM, Donna Underall said:

 

I wish my coffee was stronger this morning.

Granted, but now it’s so strong you can’t sleep for days.

I wish I had a personal chef because I’m sick and tired of coming up with ideas for dinner. Oh, and cooking it too.

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6 minutes ago, Eva Knoller said:

I wish I had a personal chef because I’m sick and tired of coming up with ideas for dinner. Oh, and cooking it too.

Granted. I hope you like root beer and cayenne, they'll be in everything I make for you. Sometimes they'll be the only thing.

I wish my Miata had a front end loader like my tractor, so I could move traffic out of my way.

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On 3/19/2019 at 4:26 PM, Madelaine McMasters said:

I wish my Miata had a front end loader like my tractor, so I could move traffic out of my way.

Ye canna change the laws of physics, Maddy! 

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On 3/19/2019 at 2:26 PM, Madelaine McMasters said:

I wish my Miata had a front end loader like my tractor, so I could move traffic out of my way.

Granted, but due to the weigh of front end, the rear tires won't stay on the ground, complicating the fun driving that should be provided by such a car.

I wish I enjoyed cooking so that meal prep wouldn't seem like such a chore.

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9 hours ago, LittleMe Jewell said:

I wish I enjoyed cooking so that meal prep wouldn't seem like such a chore.

Granted, but you generate a mountain of washing up every time because of your complicated recipes, and you have to do it by hand.

I wish I could easily find new RL clothes that fit and flatter. 


(PS: Batch cooking is your friend.)

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6 hours ago, Amina Sopwith said:

I wish I could easily find new RL clothes that fit and flatter. 

Granted, but they don't come in your size.

I wish I fly off to a Caribbean Island any time I wanted.

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On 3/24/2019 at 2:27 PM, Donna Underall said:

Granted, but they don't come in your size.

I wish I fly off to a Caribbean Island any time I wanted.

Granted but the journey will take as long as it took for this thread to continue. :) 

I wish I could meet Barnabas Collins.

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3 minutes ago, Garnet Psaltery said:

I wish I could meet Barnabas Collins.

Granted but he turns out to be not at all like you imagined.

I wish I didn't have to work today.

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Granted!  But your application for Unemployment is denied.

I wish this thread had stayed buried!

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30 minutes ago, Love Zhaoying said:

I wish someone would clean the litter box.

Granted. You didn't need that dress shirt, did you?

I wish pumpkin spice gasoline was available in 87 octane.

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17 minutes ago, Madelaine McMasters said:

I wish pumpkin spice gasoline was available in 87 octane.

Granted, but all your fires now smell like pumpkin spice.

I wish I had a lover.

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Granted.
Your lover is going to call you tonight, unfortunately he has installed cameras in your house a long time ago and has had a kinky relationship with you for years.

I wish I had two lovers at the same time.

(keeping the theme going)

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14 minutes ago, Marut72 said:

I wish I had two lovers at the same time.

Granted, but they dump you and take your pet(s).

I wish we could have "free love" like in the 60's.

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Granted...but you get the free STDs that go along with it.

I wish I already had my new computer built!

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5 minutes ago, Lindal Kidd said:

Granted...but you get the free STDs that go along with it.

I wish I already had my new computer built!

granted but you forgot the mobo standoffs and everything gets fried when you turn it on.

 

 I wish I had a time machine

 

 

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