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4 hours ago, Tarina Sewell said:

granted but you forgot the mobo standoffs and everything gets fried when you turn it on.

 

 I wish I had a time machine

 

 

Granted but it will only take you one minute in either direction. (That could actually be useful!).

 

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2 hours ago, Garnet Psaltery said:

Granted but it will only take you one minute in either direction. (That could actually be useful!).

 

I wish Garnet had made a wish

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Granted, but all that rain falls elsewhere creating floods and destruction.

I wish people were nicer to each other. 

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3 hours ago, Marut72 said:

I wish people were nicer to each other.

Granted, but you didn't say by how much or in comparison to what.

I wish I could solve this Rubix Cube.

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20 minutes ago, Fenix Eldritch said:

Granted, but you didn't say by how much or in comparison to what.

I wish I could solve this Rubix Cube.

Solved, but it turns out to be a puzzle box from Hellraiser.

Wish I could read minds.

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40 minutes ago, Love Zhaoying said:

Solved, but it turns out to be a puzzle box from Hellraiser.

Wish I could read minds.

Granted but now you know what people really think

I wish everyone was at least as understanding as me

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1 minute ago, BelindaN said:

Granted but now you know what people really think

I wish everyone was at least as understanding as me

Granted but now with no drama, the world is utterly boring.

I wish I was rich.

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9 minutes ago, Raspberry Crystal said:

Granted, but you can only be both rich and fruity.

I wish the laundry did itself.

Granted, but it enjoys "doing itself" a little too much and now all your clothes are threadbare.

I wish I live long enough to retire.

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1 hour ago, Love Zhaoying said:

Granted, but it enjoys "doing itself" a little too much and now all your clothes are threadbare.

I wish I live long enough to retire.

Granted, but you will outlive your retirement savings and inflation wipes out your last 10 dollars.

I wish my waifu pillow is a real person.

 

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55 minutes ago, Gregorian Chant said:

Granted, but you will outlive your retirement savings and inflation wipes out your last 10 dollars.

I wish my waifu pillow is a real person.

 

Granted, but they kill you by suffocation after a drunken stupor the same way the pillow would.

I wish I could unsee all the darkness I see in the world; a return to innocence.

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53 minutes ago, Alyona Su said:

I wish I could unsee all the darkness I see in the world; a return to innocence.

Granted, but you'll have to work your *ss off to build a big boat and gather all birds and beasts of the land, male and female, and keep the tigers away from the impalas and all the other nightmarish zoo sh*t that will keep you awake for 40 days and 40 nights.

I wish people would contact the person they paid L$ rather than the creator of the item they have a question about.

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Granted, people always contact the seller, but the sellers don't know anything about it so THEY all contact you instead.

I wish I could teleport to work instead of sitting in traffic for two hours a day.

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Granted, but now you’re really boring and put everyone to sleep with your long, droning stories.

I wish someone would do all of my Christmas shopping for me.

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Granted. It no longer rains in Cornwall. Ever. The planet has warmed and the seas have risen. There is no Cornwall.

I wish I could come up with a wish worth having even when it gets corrupted.

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5 minutes ago, Da5id Weatherwax said:

Granted. It no longer rains in Cornwall. Ever. The planet has warmed and the seas have risen. There is no Cornwall.

I wish I could come up with a wish worth having even when it gets corrupted.

Granted. Though the cost of that wish is your very soul and en expedited term of life.

I wish I were more creative in all the things I do.

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Granted, but your immense fame will only come after your death.

I wish I had the sense to stop posting in this depressing thread!

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Granted but now you have to turn on CNN or FOX and get mad and negative about the world you live in. :)

I wish i could find a calorie free Chicago Pizza. 

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30 minutes ago, Marut72 said:

Granted but now you have to turn on CNN or FOX and get mad and negative about the world you live in. :)

I wish i could find a calorie free Chicago Pizza. 

Granted. But it's made of Papier Mâché with cardboard filler.

I wish to be carefree of all things stressful.

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1 hour ago, Alyona Su said:

I wish to be carefree of all things stressful.

Granted, now you are simply free of all things.

I wish I had boots that never get muddy.

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Granted, your boots never get muddy, but your feet are always muddy when you take off the boots.

I wish I didn't have to get older any more.

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