Garnet Psaltery Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 4 hours ago, Tarina Sewell said: granted but you forgot the mobo standoffs and everything gets fried when you turn it on. I wish I had a time machine Granted but it will only take you one minute in either direction. (That could actually be useful!). 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BelindaN Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 2 hours ago, Garnet Psaltery said: Granted but it will only take you one minute in either direction. (That could actually be useful!). I wish Garnet had made a wish 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raspberry Crystal Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 Granted, but her wish was not to make a wish (thus trapping us all in an inescapable time vortex) I wish that it doesn't rain this week. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles Blackwood Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 Granted, but all that rain falls elsewhere creating floods and destruction. I wish people were nicer to each other. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenix Eldritch Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 3 hours ago, Marut72 said: I wish people were nicer to each other. Granted, but you didn't say by how much or in comparison to what. I wish I could solve this Rubix Cube. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Love Zhaoying Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 20 minutes ago, Fenix Eldritch said: Granted, but you didn't say by how much or in comparison to what. I wish I could solve this Rubix Cube. Solved, but it turns out to be a puzzle box from Hellraiser. Wish I could read minds. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garnet Psaltery Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 4 hours ago, BelindaN said: I wish Garnet had made a wish Oh good grief, not again, I am sorry. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BelindaN Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 40 minutes ago, Love Zhaoying said: Solved, but it turns out to be a puzzle box from Hellraiser. Wish I could read minds. Granted but now you know what people really think I wish everyone was at least as understanding as me 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Love Zhaoying Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 1 minute ago, BelindaN said: Granted but now you know what people really think I wish everyone was at least as understanding as me Granted but now with no drama, the world is utterly boring. I wish I was rich. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raspberry Crystal Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 Granted, but you can only be both rich and fruity. I wish the laundry did itself. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Love Zhaoying Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 9 minutes ago, Raspberry Crystal said: Granted, but you can only be both rich and fruity. I wish the laundry did itself. Granted, but it enjoys "doing itself" a little too much and now all your clothes are threadbare. I wish I live long enough to retire. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gregorian Chant Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 1 hour ago, Love Zhaoying said: Granted, but it enjoys "doing itself" a little too much and now all your clothes are threadbare. I wish I live long enough to retire. Granted, but you will outlive your retirement savings and inflation wipes out your last 10 dollars. I wish my waifu pillow is a real person. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alyona Su Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 55 minutes ago, Gregorian Chant said: Granted, but you will outlive your retirement savings and inflation wipes out your last 10 dollars. I wish my waifu pillow is a real person. Granted, but they kill you by suffocation after a drunken stupor the same way the pillow would. I wish I could unsee all the darkness I see in the world; a return to innocence. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arduenn Schwartzman Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 53 minutes ago, Alyona Su said: I wish I could unsee all the darkness I see in the world; a return to innocence. Granted, but you'll have to work your *ss off to build a big boat and gather all birds and beasts of the land, male and female, and keep the tigers away from the impalas and all the other nightmarish zoo sh*t that will keep you awake for 40 days and 40 nights. I wish people would contact the person they paid L$ rather than the creator of the item they have a question about. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maitimo Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 Granted, people always contact the seller, but the sellers don't know anything about it so THEY all contact you instead. I wish I could teleport to work instead of sitting in traffic for two hours a day. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da5id Weatherwax Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 Granted. Your new job is the latrine inspector in west BFE. I wish i wasn't quite so snarky. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eva Knoller Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 Granted, but now you’re really boring and put everyone to sleep with your long, droning stories. I wish someone would do all of my Christmas shopping for me. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pixieplumb Flanagan Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 Granted; but now all your loved ones are getting itchy wool socks, and for Christmas lunch you're having Brussels sprouts surprise. I wish the rain (in Cornwall) would stop. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da5id Weatherwax Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 Granted. It no longer rains in Cornwall. Ever. The planet has warmed and the seas have risen. There is no Cornwall. I wish I could come up with a wish worth having even when it gets corrupted. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alyona Su Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 5 minutes ago, Da5id Weatherwax said: Granted. It no longer rains in Cornwall. Ever. The planet has warmed and the seas have risen. There is no Cornwall. I wish I could come up with a wish worth having even when it gets corrupted. Granted. Though the cost of that wish is your very soul and en expedited term of life. I wish I were more creative in all the things I do. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lindal Kidd Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 Granted, but your immense fame will only come after your death. I wish I had the sense to stop posting in this depressing thread! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles Blackwood Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 Granted but now you have to turn on CNN or FOX and get mad and negative about the world you live in. I wish i could find a calorie free Chicago Pizza. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alyona Su Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 (edited) 30 minutes ago, Marut72 said: Granted but now you have to turn on CNN or FOX and get mad and negative about the world you live in. I wish i could find a calorie free Chicago Pizza. Granted. But it's made of Papier Mâché with cardboard filler. I wish to be carefree of all things stressful. Edited November 20, 2019 by Alyona Su 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madelaine McMasters Posted November 21, 2019 Share Posted November 21, 2019 (edited) 1 hour ago, Alyona Su said: I wish to be carefree of all things stressful. Granted, now you are simply free of all things. I wish I had boots that never get muddy. Edited November 21, 2019 by Madelaine McMasters 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maitimo Posted November 21, 2019 Share Posted November 21, 2019 Granted, your boots never get muddy, but your feet are always muddy when you take off the boots. I wish I didn't have to get older any more. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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