Drake1 Nightfire Posted November 27, 2019 Share Posted November 27, 2019 23 minutes ago, Amina Sopwith said: Yeah but doesn't that also make you the designated driver? @Marut72, I think you need to make a wish... Lord no.. Why would i not be able to drink? 22 minutes ago, Marut72 said: Dear Amina, I did forget myself... my apologies. I wish bees didn't make Honey but Carmel instead. I think you mean Caramel... Done, but its toxic to humans. I wish for whirled peas... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alyona Su Posted November 27, 2019 Share Posted November 27, 2019 (edited) 4 hours ago, Drake1 Nightfire said: Lord no.. Why would i not be able to drink? I think you mean Caramel... Done, but its toxic to humans. I wish for whirled peas... Granted... BOTH! The band has moved into your house and the chaos ensues and they bring the real thing with them, but it always slops off the spoon and near impossible to get into your mouth. I wish we could eat and eat and taste everything, but it just goes through and doesn't add weight. Ugh. Edited November 27, 2019 by Alyona Su 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LittleMe Jewell Posted November 27, 2019 Share Posted November 27, 2019 8 minutes ago, Alyona Su said: I wish we could eat and eat and taste everything, but it just goes through and doesn't add weight. Ugh. Done, but the tapeworm is killing you because you also aren't getting any of the nutrients from the food you eat. I wish my inventory would sort itself. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alyona Su Posted November 27, 2019 Share Posted November 27, 2019 10 minutes ago, LittleMe Jewell said: Done, but the tapeworm is killing you because you also aren't getting any of the nutrients from the food you eat. I wish my inventory would sort itself. Granted! Each object of each type now has its own folder and those folders are sorted alphabetically and embedded within the folder for that alphabet, all embedded within a top folder called "Good Luck." I wish I has better house slippers that would actually keep my feet warm. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
6SEEXIDOL9 Posted November 27, 2019 Share Posted November 27, 2019 43 minutes ago, Alyona Su said: I wish I has better house slippers that would actually keep my feet warm. But then the scent of ur toe cheese would wipe out the planet I wish everyone loved the smell of my farts 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alyona Su Posted November 27, 2019 Share Posted November 27, 2019 13 minutes ago, 6SEEXIDOL9 said: But then the scent of ur toe cheese would wipe out the planet I wish everyone loved the smell of my farts [Laughs] Granted, but the ensuing constipation makes world news. I wish I could terraform my RL garden as easily as my SL garden. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amina Sopwith Posted November 27, 2019 Share Posted November 27, 2019 2 minutes ago, Alyona Su said: I wish I could terraform my RL garden as easily as my SL garden. Granted, and it also lags, disappears, crashes, swallows things up and when walking on it you either start running in place or power right off into next door before pinging back. I wish I'd remembered I had that butternut squash so I could have cooked something with it before it went off. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lindal Kidd Posted November 28, 2019 Share Posted November 28, 2019 Granted...but you forget that your Butternut Squash Surprise is in the oven, and it burns. I wish my Christmas cookies were already baked. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles Blackwood Posted November 28, 2019 Share Posted November 28, 2019 Granted. They are baked but taste like Easter! I wish I knew how to bake cookies or that Lindall Kidd would send me some. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alyona Su Posted November 28, 2019 Share Posted November 28, 2019 11 hours ago, Marut72 said: Granted. They are baked but taste like Easter! I wish I knew how to bake cookies or that Lindall Kidd would send me some. Granted but the only ingredients you have is spinach and the cookies @Lindal Kidd sends arrives six months later due to the amazing efficiency of the Post. I wish preparing Thanksgiving supper weren't such a chore. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ItHadToComeToThis Posted November 28, 2019 Share Posted November 28, 2019 1 minute ago, Alyona Su said: Granted but the only ingredients you have is spinach and the cookies @Lindal Kidd sends arrives six months later due to the amazing efficiency of the Post. I wish preparing Thanksgiving supper weren't such a chore. Granted, but, your turkey is stuffed with toenail clippings and your potatoes tase like foot fungus. I wish I could enjoy Christmas, like I did as a child, just one more time 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles Blackwood Posted November 28, 2019 Share Posted November 28, 2019 Granted, but all your presents are socks and ugly sweaters. I wish there was a Black Wednesday in the middle of a July for no real reason. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alyona Su Posted November 28, 2019 Share Posted November 28, 2019 (edited) 43 minutes ago, Marut72 said: Granted, but all your presents are socks and ugly sweaters. I wish there was a Black Wednesday in the middle of a July for no real reason. Granted, but it's for foodstuffs and all the grocers' shelves are bare by the time you get out of bed, so no dinners for you for a week. I wish it were warm in Winter like it is in the Spring. Edited November 28, 2019 by Alyona Su 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles Blackwood Posted November 28, 2019 Share Posted November 28, 2019 Granted, but insects, especially mosquitoes never hibernate. They just multiply and multiply and multiply. The black cloud of millions of insects only gets thicker and thicker and thicker. The only solution is to just stay inside I wish my best friend was Bugs Bunny. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raspberry Crystal Posted November 28, 2019 Share Posted November 28, 2019 9 minutes ago, Marut72 said: I wish my best friend was Bugs Bunny. He now is your lifelong buddy, but it turns out that he can't stop gnawing on all your possessions. I wish baked beans didn't have so much sugar in them. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles Blackwood Posted November 28, 2019 Share Posted November 28, 2019 (edited) Granted. You discover a new modified batch of baked beans with less sugar, but it gives you a tummy ache that guarantees you never eat them again. I wish Santa and the Easter Bunny had babies. (in a non-sick law-breaking, fantasy kind of way) Edited November 28, 2019 by Marut72 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alyona Su Posted November 29, 2019 Share Posted November 29, 2019 20 hours ago, Marut72 said: Granted. You discover a new modified batch of baked beans with less sugar, but it gives you a tummy ache that guarantees you never eat them again. I wish Santa and the Easter Bunny had babies. (in a non-sick law-breaking, fantasy kind of way) Granted, but you get rotten eggs under your Christmas tree and reindeer poo in your easter basket from now on. I wish it were as easy to accidentally meet the kind of friendly and welcoming people and make new genuine friends in SL as it was before 2009. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles Blackwood Posted November 29, 2019 Share Posted November 29, 2019 (edited) 12 minutes ago, Alyona Su said: Granted, but you get rotten eggs under your Christmas tree and reindeer poo in your easter basket from now on. I wish it were as easy to accidentally meet the kind of friendly and welcoming people and make new genuine friends in SL as it was before 2009. First, yuk. Second, Wish granted, but you meet so many friendly people that you can’t remember who they all are. I wish wish there was an off button when the world gets too loud and in your face. Edited November 29, 2019 by Marut72 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lindal Kidd Posted November 29, 2019 Share Posted November 29, 2019 Granted...but you only get to press it once. I wish someone would rake my leaves. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alyona Su Posted November 29, 2019 Share Posted November 29, 2019 17 minutes ago, Lindal Kidd said: Granted...but you only get to press it once. I wish someone would rake my leaves. Granted, you now have a five-foot tall pile of loose leaves directly at your front door. I wish I had more creative recipes to use left-over Turkey for the next month. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles Blackwood Posted November 29, 2019 Share Posted November 29, 2019 Granted, but all the recipes call for call for SPAM to be added. I wish Siri would know what I wanted before I wanted it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lindal Kidd Posted November 29, 2019 Share Posted November 29, 2019 She does! But she's wrong over half the time... Siri: The five hundred pounds of dried herring you ordered will arrive today. You: I didn't order any herring! Siri: I ordered it for you. You: Why would you do such a dumb thing!? Siri: I anticipated your wishes. This is a new feature of Siri. One more way in which Apple is making your life better. You: I don't want you anticipating my wishes! Siri: I predict that you will change your mind about that. Since you will want me to continue knowing what you want before you want it, I will not disable that function. I wish Alexa and Siri would have an affair. Maybe even a three way with OK Google. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles Blackwood Posted November 29, 2019 Share Posted November 29, 2019 (edited) 7 minutes ago, Lindal Kidd said: She does! But she's wrong over half the time... Siri: The five hundred pounds of dried herring you ordered will arrive today. You: I didn't order any herring! Siri: I ordered it for you. You: Why would you do such a dumb thing!? Siri: I anticipated your wishes. This is a new feature of Siri. One more way in which Apple is making your life better. You: I don't want you anticipating my wishes! Siri: I predict that you will change your mind about that. Since you will want me to continue knowing what you want before you want it, I will not disable that function. I wish Alexa and Siri would have an affair. Maybe even a three way with OK Google. Wish Granted. But while Alexa was googling Siri and Siri was amazoning Google, and Google was well, selling all our private information to whoever wanted a piece of us, but I forget where I was going with this. (Insert Visual binary baw-Chaka-bow-wow music here). Oh yes. Wish Granted, but the end result is that sirexagoo is born and only Sarah Connor can save us now! I don’t know why but this post needs DISCO STU Edited November 29, 2019 by Marut72 DISCO STU 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lindal Kidd Posted November 29, 2019 Share Posted November 29, 2019 Best. Reply. Ever. Except you forgot to make a wish! 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles Blackwood Posted November 29, 2019 Share Posted November 29, 2019 6 minutes ago, Lindal Kidd said: Best. Reply. Ever. Except you forgot to make a wish! Dang! I wish DISCO STU had his own television series because well, he is DISCO STU. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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