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Granted, but you have no internet access and have to race against yourself.

I wish stupid/ignorant people had to wear a sign so we could see them long before we engage them in conversation.

(on occasion I would be wearing a sign too - just for the record)

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12 minutes ago, Marut72 said:

wish stupid/ignorant people had to wear a sign so we could see them long before we engage them in conversation.

(on occasion I would be wearing a sign too - just for the record)

Granted, but you can't read your own sign.

I wish that I had a clue.

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1 hour ago, Love Zhaoying said:

Granted, but you can't read your own sign.

I wish that I had a clue.

Granted, but you have no idea what the question is.

I wish people presumed the positive in things first, rather than the negative as they always seem to do.

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Granted, but suddenly the Film and Music industry grinds to a halt because they run out of material.

I wish superman was real, instead of a fictional character.

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Granted, but all of his supervillain enemies  are also real, so the world descended into chaos. 

I wish I had a good excuse to leave work early because I am just not feeling it today.

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44 minutes ago, Eva Knoller said:

Granted, but all of his supervillain enemies  are also real, so the world descended into chaos. 

I wish I had a good excuse to leave work early because I am just not feeling it today.

You wish is granted, but you are fired for making a sexist remark about the fat guy in receiving.

 I wish I had the answers to all my dogs questions.

 

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39 minutes ago, Tarina Sewell said:

I wish I had the answers to all my dogs questions.

 

Granted, but your dogs become super bored with you and you adopt 23 cats. 
 

I wish aliens existed and showed themselves so we can get on with space travel already. 

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47 minutes ago, Marut72 said:

I wish aliens existed and showed themselves so we can get on with space travel already. 

Granted, but they're all revealed to be Tories and they're only going to bugger off to hyperspace and leave us here in the s***show they created.

I wish I could finish this craft project already.

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54 minutes ago, Raspberry Crystal said:

I wish I still had my banjo

Granted but it will always play flat no matter how much you tune it.

I wish I had dual nationality. 

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Granted.  But now you must live backwards, re-living every event of your life but in reverse.  Eventually, you'll get to crawl back inside your mom.

I wish I hadn't put that picture in my head.

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Granted, but I can’t remove the soundtrack that goes along with it :)

I wish drunkenness was an Olympic sport. 

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4 hours ago, Marut72 said:

Granted, but I can’t remove the soundtrack that goes along with it :)

I wish drunkenness was an Olympic sport. 

Granted, but when you win you have no memory of it and get the hangover from hell.

I wish I didn't have to do this drive today.

 

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4 hours ago, Amina Sopwith said:

Granted, but when you win you have no memory of it and get the hangover from hell.

I wish I didn't have to do this drive today.

 

Granted, but the only available other option is the overcrowded bus that only has space on the rooftop.

I wish people would quote the ones they reply to for less confusion in the thread. ~laffs~

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46 minutes ago, Alyona Su said:

I wish people would quote the ones they reply to for less confusion in the thread which they now do but I smell of kippers.

I wish I could do the splits in RL.

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1 minute ago, Amina Sopwith said:

I wish I could do the splits in RL.

Granted, but the "split" goes all the way up to your neck.

I wish more people didn't take things so hysterically-serious (Unlike Amina, who is awesome sauce in these forums :D)

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6 hours ago, Alyona Su said:

Granted, but the "split" goes all the way up to your neck.

I wish more people didn't take things so hysterically-serious (Unlike Amina, who is awesome sauce in these forums :D)

Granted, but now no one takes anything serious at all, and the forum devolves into fart jokes and cat memes.

I wish for a huge holiday bonus.

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1 minute ago, Eva Knoller said:

I wish for a huge holiday bonus.

Granted but it comes with the stipulation that you have to use it to go to Hull.

I wish I didn't have to work tomorrow. 

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20 minutes ago, Eva Knoller said:

Granted, but now no one takes anything serious at all, and the forum devolves into fart jokes and cat memes.

I wish for a huge holiday bonus.

Bahaha! Good one!

16 minutes ago, Amina Sopwith said:

Granted but it comes with the stipulation that you have to use it to go to Hull.

I wish I didn't have to work tomorrow. 

Granted. But you come down with a mysterious nauseating illness that keeps you bed-ridden for precisely 24 hours.

I wish more fun threads like this were around. LOL

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15 minutes ago, Alyona Su said:

I wish more fun threads like this were around. LOL

Granted, but your definition of "fun" scares the hell out of the rest of us.

I wish my trees would hurry up and drop the rest of their leaves, not 1%/day as they've been doing for weeks.

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4 minutes ago, Madelaine McMasters said:

Granted, but your definition of "fun" scares the hell out of the rest of us.

I wish my trees would hurry up and drop the rest of their leaves, not 1%/day as they've been doing for weeks.

/me laffs HARD! (And there may be more truth than not in humor, right?)

GRANTED. But it will take you weeks to rake-up all those leaves and get rid of them.

I wish this thread wasn't as gosh-darned addictive as it is.

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3 minutes ago, Madelaine McMasters said:

Granted, but your definition of "fun" scares the hell out of the rest of us.

I wish my trees would hurry up and drop the rest of their leaves, not 1%/day as they've been doing for weeks.

Granted, but the leaves will be wet so you can't burn them.

I wish that physically intimate interactions with other people wasn't awkward, but was loving and natural.

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Granted, but it's "natural" in the same sense that manure and mould are natural.

I wish I had some chocolate cake.

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3 minutes ago, Matty Luminos said:

Granted, but it's "natural" in the same sense that manure and mould are natural.

I wish I had some chocolate cake.

Granted, but it is a chocolate fruitcake, passed down from several generations as a keepsake. 
I wish that I logged into SL occasionally.

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