Amina Sopwith Posted November 25, 2019 Share Posted November 25, 2019 11 hours ago, Drake1 Nightfire said: I wish people could live in peace.. Granted, we are all in secure, individual isolation units. I wish mesh was as easy to deal with as the old system stuff. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alyona Su Posted November 25, 2019 Share Posted November 25, 2019 2 hours ago, Amina Sopwith said: Granted, we are all in secure, individual isolation units. I wish mesh was as easy to deal with as the old system stuff. Granted, but a single, flat pane is now 32 LI. I wish my keyboard wouldn't slowly gunk-up from finger oil. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenix Eldritch Posted November 25, 2019 Share Posted November 25, 2019 1 hour ago, Alyona Su said: I wish my keyboard wouldn't slowly gunk-up from finger oil. Granted, now it quickly gunks-up from finger oil. I wish I could moonwalk. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raspberry Crystal Posted November 25, 2019 Share Posted November 25, 2019 Granted, but only on the actual moon. I wish I could grow tomatoes. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drake1 Nightfire Posted November 25, 2019 Share Posted November 25, 2019 8 minutes ago, Raspberry Crystal said: Granted, but only on the actual moon. I wish I could grow tomatoes. Granted, but they are growing from your ears.. I wish i had enough money so i didnt have to worry about paying my bills each month. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amina Sopwith Posted November 25, 2019 Share Posted November 25, 2019 16 minutes ago, Drake1 Nightfire said: I wish i had enough money so i didnt have to worry about paying my bills each month. Granted, your home is a cardboard box and you have to live off mould and fungus that you pick off nearby Goreans trees. I wish I could play the harp. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alyona Su Posted November 25, 2019 Share Posted November 25, 2019 1 hour ago, Amina Sopwith said: Granted, your home is a cardboard box and you have to live off mould and fungus that you pick off nearby Goreans trees. I wish I could play the harp. Granted, but you'd have to die and grow angel wings for it to happen, BUT, the all-mighty and company (Linden Lab) determine you were naughty, so your harp is fire-proof cardboard. I wish Coca-cola Classic was actually really Coca-cola Classic, which it is not. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles Blackwood Posted November 25, 2019 Share Posted November 25, 2019 Granted. But with it comes a world war, racism and inequality of women. I wish Pepsi was more popular than Coke. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amina Sopwith Posted November 26, 2019 Share Posted November 26, 2019 15 hours ago, Marut72 said: I wish Pepsi was more popular than Coke. Granted, it has addictive substances added to it and then when you're completely hooked they quadruple the price and rebrand it in princess/unicorn/rainbow themes. And it's Princess Anne. I wish I could order Chinese right now. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alyona Su Posted November 26, 2019 Share Posted November 26, 2019 49 minutes ago, Amina Sopwith said: Granted, it has addictive substances added to it and then when you're completely hooked they quadruple the price and rebrand it in princess/unicorn/rainbow themes. And it's Princess Anne. I wish I could order Chinese right now. Granted! ~Opens arms wide for a big hug, watches the utter disappointment, then scorn of your face.~ I wish taxes never existed. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lindal Kidd Posted November 26, 2019 Share Posted November 26, 2019 2 minutes ago, Alyona Su said: I wish taxes never existed. Granted. They send around a mob of Huns once a year to rape and pillage you instead. I wish I could decide who to nominate for the Manliest Man contest. 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles Blackwood Posted November 26, 2019 Share Posted November 26, 2019 (edited) Granted. You decided and cast your vote. The rest of the men everywhere refuse to ever talk to you again. I wish I could be manly enough to win the manliest man in the manliest man contest. Edited November 26, 2019 by Marut72 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alyona Su Posted November 26, 2019 Share Posted November 26, 2019 1 hour ago, Marut72 said: Granted. You decided and cast your vote. The rest of the men everywhere refuse to ever talk to you again. I wish I could be manly enough to win the manliest man in the manliest man contest. Granted. But the entire grid, including Linden Lab proper declare voter-fraud is afoot. I wish I weren't so daft when it comes to Linden Lab-sponsored hunts. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles Blackwood Posted November 26, 2019 Share Posted November 26, 2019 (edited) Granted, but instead you become foolish you become the hunted, by Linden Labs of course. I wish I had a personal assistant who was charming. Edited November 26, 2019 by Marut72 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amina Sopwith Posted November 26, 2019 Share Posted November 26, 2019 2 hours ago, Marut72 said: I wish I had a personal assistant who was charming. Granted, she is irresistible to Tamworth pigs. I wish I had my own successful business. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles Blackwood Posted November 26, 2019 Share Posted November 26, 2019 2 minutes ago, Amina Sopwith said: Granted, she is irresistible to Tamworth pigs. I wish I had my own successful business. Granted, but that’s all you do all day. All business and not fun makes Johnny... Red Rum Red Rum I wish I was drinking right now without consequence. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alyona Su Posted November 27, 2019 Share Posted November 27, 2019 4 hours ago, Marut72 said: Granted, but that’s all you do all day. All business and not fun makes Johnny... Red Rum Red Rum I wish I was drinking right now without consequence. Granted, but the water has a hint of rust flavor in it. I wish Thanksgiving Supper would cook itself. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles Blackwood Posted November 27, 2019 Share Posted November 27, 2019 7 minutes ago, Alyona Su said: Granted, but the water has a hint of rust flavor in it. I wish Thanksgiving Supper would cook itself. Granted, but it eats itself as well. I wish weekends were 5 days long and work weeks 2 days long. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lindal Kidd Posted November 27, 2019 Share Posted November 27, 2019 Oh, this is too easy... Granted, but now your income is below the poverty level, and you lose your health insurance and retirement plan. I wish businesses were prohibited from ever mentioning "Black Friday", "Cyber Monday" or any similar made up "holidays" ever again. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles Blackwood Posted November 27, 2019 Share Posted November 27, 2019 Granted. But instead they spend more time consulting experts how to psychologically convince you to spend more and receive less. I wish the world would embrace the holiday of ‘FESTIVOUS’. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drake1 Nightfire Posted November 27, 2019 Share Posted November 27, 2019 8 minutes ago, Marut72 said: Granted. But instead they spend more time consulting experts how to psychologically convince you to spend more and receive less. I wish the world would embrace the holiday of ‘FESTIVOUS’. Granted, but it's only for the rest of us, not you. I wish there was a pill that cured all ills. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles Blackwood Posted November 27, 2019 Share Posted November 27, 2019 42 minutes ago, Drake1 Nightfire said: Granted, but it's only for the rest of us, not you. I wish there was a pill that cured all ills. That hurt (pouts and cries in the corner) Granted. You have no more ills, you discovered the one and only pill, but the rest of the world is just as messed up as ever. You're the only sober person at a keg party. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drake1 Nightfire Posted November 27, 2019 Share Posted November 27, 2019 23 minutes ago, Marut72 said: That hurt (pouts and cries in the corner) Granted. You have no more ills, you discovered the one and only pill, but the rest of the world is just as messed up as ever. You're the only sober person at a keg party. Festivus for the restivus!!! I'm actually ok with being the only completely healthy person.. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amina Sopwith Posted November 27, 2019 Share Posted November 27, 2019 41 minutes ago, Drake1 Nightfire said: Festivus for the restivus!!! I'm actually ok with being the only completely healthy person.. Yeah but doesn't that also make you the designated driver? @Marut72, I think you need to make a wish... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles Blackwood Posted November 27, 2019 Share Posted November 27, 2019 (edited) 1 hour ago, Amina Sopwith said: Yeah but doesn't that also make you the designated driver? @Marut72, I think you need to make a wish... Dear Amina, I did forget myself... my apologies. I wish bees didn't make Honey but Caramel (sp) instead. Edited November 27, 2019 by Marut72 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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