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2 hours ago, Amina Sopwith said:

Granted, we are all in secure, individual isolation units. 

I wish mesh was as easy to deal with as the old system stuff.

Granted, but a single, flat pane is now 32 LI.

I wish my keyboard wouldn't slowly gunk-up from finger oil.

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16 minutes ago, Drake1 Nightfire said:

I wish i had enough money so i didnt have to worry about paying my bills each month. 

Granted, your home is a cardboard box and you have to live off mould and fungus that you pick off nearby Goreans trees.

I wish I could play the harp.

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1 hour ago, Amina Sopwith said:

Granted, your home is a cardboard box and you have to live off mould and fungus that you pick off nearby Goreans trees.

I wish I could play the harp.

Granted, but you'd have to die and grow angel wings for it to happen, BUT, the all-mighty and company (Linden Lab) determine you were naughty, so your harp is fire-proof cardboard.

I wish Coca-cola Classic was actually really Coca-cola Classic, which it is not.

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15 hours ago, Marut72 said:

I wish Pepsi was more popular than Coke. 

Granted, it has addictive substances added to it and then when you're completely hooked they quadruple the price and rebrand it in princess/unicorn/rainbow themes. And it's Princess Anne.

I wish I could order Chinese right now.

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49 minutes ago, Amina Sopwith said:

Granted, it has addictive substances added to it and then when you're completely hooked they quadruple the price and rebrand it in princess/unicorn/rainbow themes. And it's Princess Anne.

I wish I could order Chinese right now.

Granted! ~Opens arms wide for a big hug, watches the utter disappointment, then scorn of your face.~

I wish taxes never existed.

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1 hour ago, Marut72 said:

Granted. You decided and cast your vote. The rest of the men everywhere refuse to ever talk to you again.

I wish I could be manly enough to win the manliest man in the manliest man contest.

Granted. But the entire grid, including Linden Lab proper declare voter-fraud is afoot.

I wish I weren't so daft when it comes to Linden Lab-sponsored hunts.

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4 hours ago, Marut72 said:

Granted, but that’s all you do all day. All business and not fun makes Johnny... Red Rum Red Rum

I wish I was drinking right now without consequence. 

Granted, but the water has a hint of rust flavor in it.

I wish Thanksgiving Supper would cook itself.

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Oh, this is too easy...

Granted, but now your income is below the poverty level, and you lose your health insurance and retirement plan.

 

I wish businesses were prohibited from ever mentioning "Black Friday", "Cyber Monday" or any similar made up "holidays" ever again.

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8 minutes ago, Marut72 said:

Granted. But instead they spend more time consulting experts how to psychologically convince you to spend more and receive less. 
 

I wish the world would embrace the holiday of ‘FESTIVOUS’.

 

Granted, but it's only for the rest of us, not you. 

I wish there was a pill that cured all ills. 

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42 minutes ago, Drake1 Nightfire said:

 

Granted, but it's only for the rest of us, not you. 

I wish there was a pill that cured all ills. 

That hurt (pouts and cries in the corner)

Granted.

You have no more ills, you discovered the one and only pill, but the rest of the world is just as messed up as ever. You're the only sober person at a keg party.

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23 minutes ago, Marut72 said:

That hurt (pouts and cries in the corner)

Granted.

You have no more ills, you discovered the one and only pill, but the rest of the world is just as messed up as ever. You're the only sober person at a keg party.

Festivus for the restivus!!! 

I'm actually ok with being the only completely healthy person.. 

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