I Am Running For President Of Second Life 2022

[Rat Luv]

I am now officially standing for the SL Neko Party 🐾

Don't listen to  @AmberJoyBliss! Vote for me. My policies are

1. Replace $L with Catcoin 🤑 https://catcoincrypto.me/

2. Free RL chocolate cake posted to you on your rez day 🎂

3. Cut TP times by 50% 👍

4. Set up a court and get involved in all resident disputes 👨‍⚖️👩‍⚖️

5. Change the company's name to Linden Labs 😎

But when is the election date? 

[Rowan Amore]

And if we all had assumed a comedic post, the negative Nelly would chastise us for not taking them seriously.  Why am I not surprised by some people's posts?

 

[SpiritSparrow Skydancer]

8 hours ago, Ceka Cianci said:

I just want to know , who's hands need greased so I can keep the politicians off mah grass? Cause I see one politician on mah grass, I'm gonna go spider monkey style on'um Chip.

I was under the impression that we were not allowed to put up paraphernalia from government issues on our lands? 

[Fluffy Sharkfin]

3 minutes ago, Rat Luv said:

I am now officially standing for the SL Neko Party 🐾

Don't listen to  @AmberJoyBliss! Vote for me. My policies are

1. Replace $L with Catcoin 🤑 https://catcoincrypto.me/

2. Free RL chocolate cake posted to you on your rez day 🎂

3. Cut TP times by 50% 👍

4. Set up a court and get involved in all resident disputes 👨‍⚖️👩‍⚖️

5. Change the company's name to Linden Labs 😎

But when is the election date? 

Honestly, you had me at "free chocolate cake"... where do I sign up? 😄

[StarlanderGoods]

48 minutes ago, JeromFranzic said:

I was a Benevolent Matriarch for about a year. Dropped the title because... stuff happens. 😏🥲🥴😆🤣

So... did you stop being a matriarch..... or ?

[AmberJoyBliss]

25 minutes ago, Rat Luv said:

I am now officially standing for the SL Neko Party 🐾

Don't listen to  @AmberJoyBliss! Vote for me. My policies are

1. Replace $L with Catcoin 🤑 https://catcoincrypto.me/

2. Free RL chocolate cake posted to you on your rez day 🎂

3. Cut TP times by 50% 👍

4. Set up a court and get involved in all resident disputes 👨‍⚖️👩‍⚖️

5. Change the company's name to Linden Labs 😎

But when is the election date? 

Yes! It's on 💪 - The Amberian Party welcomes the SL Neko Party to the fight.
Anyone else with the guts to take us on, or are we going for the illusion of choice between two sides only?
Election date: Before December 1st, 2022.

[Sammy Huntsman]

31 minutes ago, Rat Luv said:

I am now officially standing for the SL Neko Party 🐾

Don't listen to  @AmberJoyBliss! Vote for me. My policies are

1. Replace $L with Catcoin 🤑 https://catcoincrypto.me/

2. Free RL chocolate cake posted to you on your rez day 🎂

3. Cut TP times by 50% 👍

4. Set up a court and get involved in all resident disputes 👨‍⚖️👩‍⚖️

5. Change the company's name to Linden Labs 😎

But when is the election date? 

Please don't give into her delusions. Lol 

[LittleMe Jewell]

1 hour ago, belindacarson said:

You keyboard warriors should hang your heads in shame.

 

This post implies to me a post of comedy intent but lo and behold our resident army of killjoy keyboard warriors has to jump in.

 

Shame on you all.

In these forums, the OP could totally be serious.  

We'll never really know

[Ceka Cianci]

20 minutes ago, LittleSparrow Skydancer said:

I was under the impression that we were not allowed to put up paraphernalia from government issues on our lands? 

I don't know about all that stuff.. I just know I don't allow anything of the sort  on my land in world.

In RL, my whole family is on a private road. So they can't come knocking if they wanted to.. All our mailboxes are at the start of the road.. So they have to leave all that crap out there on their road..

 

[Rat Luv]

3 minutes ago, Sammy Huntsman said:

Please don't give into her delusions. Lol 

Her delusions...that she will win? Never! 🤩 We have everyone's vote with the chocolate cake...actually, we don't have to do anything else we promised to 

[JeromFranzic]

18 minutes ago, StarlanderGoods said:

So... did you stop being a matriarch..... or ?

No worries.

It's something I implemented for myself and used as a title here in the forums when I realized why people create alts in the metaverse. A few months ago, I felt less attached to the title as I noticed it's not a good idea to micromanage my alts so much. Let them be who they truly are, I say! (Of course... I send them a few L$ whenever they ask me... most of the time. *pfft*)

Edited September 11, 2022 by JeromFranzic
i compressed something, you figure it out :)

[Ceka Cianci]

41 minutes ago, Rat Luv said:

I am now officially standing for the SL Neko Party 🐾

Don't listen to  @AmberJoyBliss! Vote for me. My policies are

1. Replace $L with Catcoin 🤑 https://catcoincrypto.me/

2. Free RL chocolate cake posted to you on your rez day 🎂

3. Cut TP times by 50% 👍

4. Set up a court and get involved in all resident disputes 👨‍⚖️👩‍⚖️

5. Change the company's name to Linden Labs 😎

But when is the election date? 

As an undecided voter, I think you make my indecision not so undecided now..

If Kanye isn't entering the race, then you has mah  votes..

Since I has alts, votes was not a typo.

[Fluffy Sharkfin]

19 minutes ago, Rat Luv said:

We have everyone's vote with the chocolate cake...actually, we don't have to do anything else we promised to

Technically, if you want the political RP to seem realistic, then you won't actually deliver on the cake either but will instead send out tiny samples of cake a few months prior to the next election along with a solemn promise to deliver even bigger cakes should you get re-elected?!  

[Persephone Emerald]

2 minutes ago, Fluffy Sharkfin said:

Technically, if you want the political RP to seem realistic, then you won't actually deliver on the cake either but will instead send out tiny samples of cake a few months prior to the next election along with a solemn promise to deliver even bigger cakes should you get re-elected?!  

Instead of debates, let's have a party where each of the candidate offers samples of cake. Then we can vote for the one with the best cake to win.

[Rat Luv]

3 minutes ago, Persephone Emerald said:

Instead of debates, let's have a party where each of the candidate offers samples of cake. Then we can vote for the one with the best cake to win.

Stealing our policies 👎

[Silent Mistwalker]

7 hours ago, Love Zhaoying said:

I figured it's based on High School Musical, Glee!, or Napoleon Dynamite. Something high-school.

Fast Times at Ridgemont High?

 

[Evah Baxton]

The reign of the Linden oligarchy must end. You've got my vote.

[AmberJoyBliss]

8 minutes ago, Evah Baxton said:

The reign of the Linden oligarchy must end. You've got my vote.

Together we shall prevail!
There is also the SL Neko Party who claim, that if they get a President elected, they will give away over 70 million chocolate cakes each year on our Rez days.
It is tempting to lose and then hold them to that promise.

[Lindal Kidd]

2 hours ago, AmberJoyBliss said:

Yes! It's on 💪 - The Amberian Party welcomes the SL Neko Party to the fight.
Anyone else with the guts to take us on, or are we going for the illusion of choice between two sides only?
Election date: Before December 1st, 2022.

Too late, ladies. I already won.

Check the title...."President-for-Life".

But you can join my cabinet...the group "Government of Second Life". A contribution of a mere $L1,000 lets you join this exclusive and powerful collection of the elite of SL.

[AmberJoyBliss]

1 minute ago, Lindal Kidd said:

Too late, ladies. I already won.

Check the title...."President-for-Life".

But you can join my cabinet...the group "Government of Second Life". A contribution of a mere $L1,000 lets you join this exclusive and powerful collection of the elite of SL.

Just because you say so, does not mean it shall remain so... Afraid of begin lowered to the status of an ordinary citizen again?
Either way, it looks like an election is underway and shall you not run against The Amberian party and the SL Neko Party, you should of course be disqualified to carry that title once the results are in. 😇

[Lindal Kidd]

Nope. Nein. Nuh-uh.

I own the government. You upstarts can flap your lips all you want, but

I YAM THE PRESIDENT!

(for life, even)

Therefore any so-called "election" is invalid and of no importance. Fake news.

Now, my first decree shall be of great joy to all!

CHOCOLATE CAKE FOR EVERYBODY!
(Courtesy of Rat Luv's SL Bakerie)

Rat, dear, I'll waive your membership fee. You're welcome.

[bigmoe Whitfield]

I'm voting for myself.  

[AmberJoyBliss]

16 minutes ago, Lindal Kidd said:

But you can join my cabinet...the group "Government of Second Life". A contribution of a mere $L1,000 lets you join this exclusive and powerful collection of the elite of SL. -> I own the government.

Exclusive and soon to be powerless collection of yesterday news is what I am reading here. You can own a Government, but you can never own a Government of the people.

[Lindal Kidd]

...Sticks her fingers in her ears while singing "Hail to the MEEEE" and dancing around the Circle Office*

*Much better and...um, rounder...than that silly old Oval Office

[Kathlen Onyx]

In order for you to "run" for President you need someone to run against. SO...who are the other candidates? If there are none, one vote gets you elected. Seems fishy to me.