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17 minutes ago, Ceka Cianci said:

I seen this first video on youtube and before I knew it, found myself watching a whole chain of them.

They are pretty good..hehehehe

 

6 minutes ago, Madelaine McMasters said:

I love Birdbox Studio's work...

 

I haven't watched those in a long time - forgot all about them.  

 

There goes my work day........................

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A married couple went to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother’s labor pain to the baby’s father. He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favor of it.

The doctor set the pain transfer to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than  the father had ever experienced before. However as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and kick it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine.

The doctor checked the husband’s blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this point, they decided to try for 50%. The husband continued to feel quite well.Since the pain transfer was obviously helping out the wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him.

The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and her husband were ecstatic. When they got home, they found the mailman dead on the porch.
 

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Wife is dreaming in the middle of the night and suddenly shouts: “Up! Quick! My husband is back!”
Man gets up, jumps out of the window, hurts himself, and then realizes: “Damn, I am the husband!”

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I was looking at jokes earlier and these two really caught me off guard.. hehehe

A guy is sitting at the doctor's office. The doctor walks in and says, "I have some bad news. I'm afraid you're going to have to stop masturbating."

"I don't understand, doc," the patient says. "Why?"

"Because," the doctor says. "I'm trying to examine you."

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A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!" The woman says, "Me too, you've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!"

 

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St. Peter and Satan were having an argument one day about baseball. Satan proposed a game to be played on neutral grounds between a select team from the heavenly host and his own hand-picked boys.

"Very well," said the gatekeeper of Heaven. "But you realize, I hope, that we've got all the good players and the best coaches."

"I know, and that's all right," Satan answered unperturbed. "We've got all the umpires."
 

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