Rowan Amore Posted September 1, 2020 Share Posted September 1, 2020 1 minute ago, Lindal Kidd said: Getting back to our Bald Heads and Hats theme... Ummm...thanks for that visual? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LittleMe Jewell Posted September 1, 2020 Share Posted September 1, 2020 4 minutes ago, Lindal Kidd said: Getting back to our Bald Heads and Hats theme... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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PermaRuthed Posted September 1, 2020 Share Posted September 1, 2020 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PermaRuthed Posted September 2, 2020 Share Posted September 2, 2020 you can’t recognize someone by their sho- 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lindal Kidd Posted September 2, 2020 Share Posted September 2, 2020 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akane Nacht Posted September 2, 2020 Share Posted September 2, 2020 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maryanne Solo Posted September 2, 2020 Share Posted September 2, 2020 😹😂 I have no idea why this cracks me up every single time I watch it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ceka Cianci Posted September 2, 2020 Share Posted September 2, 2020 7 hours ago, PermaRuthed said: you can’t recognize someone by their sho- That's that rick roll guy I bet.. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lindal Kidd Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akane Nacht Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 me posting to forums when I am supposed to be working and my husband walks in 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Annie Nova Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 The local bar was so sure that its owner was the strongest man around that it offered a standing $1,000 bet that no could beat him.The challenge was that the owner would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran out into a beer glass, then hand the lemon to the customer. Anyone who could squeeze even one more drop out of the lemon would win the money.Over the years many people had tried this, truck drivers, weightlifters and all had failed. Then one day this frail little fella with heavy rimmed spectacles came into the bar and asked if he could try the challenge.After the laughter had subsided the owner said that it was only fair that the man be given a chance at the bet, so he picked up a lemon and started squeezing. Once he was done he handed the remains to the little man who promptly squeezed out 4 more drops of juice onto the bar.Everyone looked on in amazement as the owner handed over the prize and asked, "What do you do for a living that has given you such strength? Are you a lumberjack, weightlifter, what?""No" the man replied, "I work for the IRS." 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pixie Kobichenko Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 Hubby sent this to me cause Family Matters is one of my feel good shows for all time (I guess one of the storms last week was named Laura): 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pixie Kobichenko Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 & this was in my twitter feed today: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LittleMe Jewell Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 My new T-shirt -- need one for SL now. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lindal Kidd Posted September 4, 2020 Share Posted September 4, 2020 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fritigern Gothly Posted September 4, 2020 Share Posted September 4, 2020 (edited) Edited September 4, 2020 by Fritigern Gothly 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lindal Kidd Posted September 4, 2020 Share Posted September 4, 2020 I'm the sort that gets on a track and just can't get off. So, another Hat joke, and it's an Old Fart joke too. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ceka Cianci Posted September 4, 2020 Share Posted September 4, 2020 This had me in tears laughing.. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Annie Nova Posted September 4, 2020 Share Posted September 4, 2020 A woman went to the doctor's office and was seen by one of the new young doctors. After about four minutes in the examination room, she started screaming and ran down the hall. An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was, and she told him her story. After listening, he told her to sit down and relax in another room. The older doctor marched down the hallway to the back where the first doctor was and demanded, "What's the matter with you? Mrs. Terry is 63 years old, she has four grown children and seven grandchildren, and you told her she was pregnant?"The new doctor continued to write on his clipboard and, without looking up, said, "Does she still have the hiccups?" 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lindal Kidd Posted September 4, 2020 Share Posted September 4, 2020 Oh, OK...we'll do Doctor Jokes. But I'm still stuck on the Cat in the Hat. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fritigern Gothly Posted September 5, 2020 Share Posted September 5, 2020 (edited) I rediscovered this one when I looked at my MeWe profile (a social network that does not censor) and I found this. To be honest, I don;t know if someone else has posted this in this topic before or not... Edited September 5, 2020 by Fritigern Gothly 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fritigern Gothly Posted September 5, 2020 Share Posted September 5, 2020 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lindal Kidd Posted September 5, 2020 Share Posted September 5, 2020 That sounds like something out of a Harry Dresden story! Vampire Jokes...I got 'em! Where do vampires get their school supplies? Pennsylvania Did you know vampires aren’t real? Unless you Count Dracula. To kill a French vampire you need to drive a baguette through its heart. Sounds easy but the process is painstaking. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gage Wirefly Posted September 5, 2020 Share Posted September 5, 2020 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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