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6 hours ago, Akane Nacht said:

things I learn about america.. 

The 2019 Year in Review – Pornhub Insights

   What I find interesting about the world, is how the most commonly viewed category of pornography in China is 'Japanese'. 

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1 hour ago, Orwar said:

The 2019 Year in Review – Pornhub Insights

   What I find interesting about the world, is how the most commonly viewed category of pornography in China is 'Japanese'. 

Exactly why there are so many 'lesbians' or bi women in SL just as I suspected. Men love watching girl on girl.

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How do you spot a blind man on a nude beach?
It’s not hard.

What does one boob say to the other boob?
If we don’t get support, people will think we’re nuts.

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On 10/16/2020 at 7:52 AM, Orwar said:

The 2019 Year in Review – Pornhub Insights

   What I find interesting about the world, is how the most commonly viewed category of pornography in China is 'Japanese'. 

I'm more fascinated by what Russia is interested in... you'd think more of the West would be all about that hentai knowing the weeb situlation.

On 10/16/2020 at 9:23 AM, RowanMinx said:

Exactly why there are so many 'lesbians' or bi women in SL just as I suspected. Men love watching girl on girl.

Explains so much about the Blake Sea in particular being crowded with em'...

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1. Why did the ketchup blush?
He saw the salad dressing.

2. What did the elephant ask the naked man?
How do you breathe out of that thing?

3. How do you make your husband scream during sex?
Call him and let him hear it.

4. Why does the mermaid wear seashells?
She outgrew her b-shells!

5. How is life like toilet paper?
You’re either on a roll or taking ***** from someone.

6. What does one boob say to the other boob?
If we don’t get support, people will think we’re nuts.

7. What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?
A man will actually search for a golf ball.

8. What did Cinderella do when she arrived at the ball?
She gagged.

9. How do you spot a blind man on a nude beach?
It’s not hard.

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10. What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?
You can unscrew a lightbulb.

11. What’s a 6.9?
Another great thing screwed up by a period.

12. How did you quit smoking?
I decided to smoke only after sex.

13. What do you call a useless piece of skin on a *****?
A man.

14. Do you want to hear a joke about my *****?
Nevermind. You’ll never get it!

15. What did the banana say to the vibrator?
Why are you shaking? She’s going to eat me!

16. Having sex in an elevator is wrong.
On so many levels.

17. Why is masturbation just like procrastination?
It’s all good until you realize you’re only screwing yourself.

18. What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?
Ones a Goodyear. The other is a great year.

19. What kind of bees make milk?
Boo-bees.

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20. Knock, knock!

Who’s There?

*****!

***** who!

Open the door and find out, *****!

21. Knock, knock!

Who’s There?

Tara.

Tara Who?

Tara McClosoff

22. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Not someone.

Not someone who?

Not someone who will get you laid.

23. Knock, Knock!

Who’s There?

Dewey!

Dewey who?

Dewey see a condom? It’s dark in here!

24. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

I eat mop.

I eat mop who?

You eat your poo?! Gross!

25. What’s the difference between a G-spot and a clitoris?

Guys don’t care.

26. What did the boyfriend say when he got caught masturbating to an optical illusion?

“It’s not what it looks like!”

27. What do clowns get turned on by? Balloon blow up dolls.

28. What do you do if your wife starts smoking? Slow down and use some lubricant.

 

29. What do you call the method of masturbating while eating Oreos? Cookies and cream.

30. Did you hear about the man who got turned into a giant *****?

He was a real dick about it.

31. What does a horny frog say?

Rub it.

32. My girlfriend asked me if I smoke after sex…. I said I haven’t looked.

33. A worm crawls out of a pile of spaghetti and says: “Damn, that was one hell of a gang bang!”

34. Sex is like a burrito, don’t unwrap or that baby’s in your lap.

35. Why isn’t there a pregnant Barbie doll?
Ken came in another box.

36. What do you call a teenager who doesn’t *****?
A liar.

37. What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A rip off.

38. What’s the difference between a microwave and a woman?

A man will actually press and pull a microwave’s buttons and knobs.

39. The other day I was so frustrated I yelled out, “***** my life.” The neighbor heard, “***** my wife.”

 

40. What is 6 inches long 2 inches wide and makes everyone go crazy?
$100 bill.

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My mum told me this one:

Two nuns are driving down a country lane late at night when a vampire jumps onto the car

Nun 1 says "Quick, show him your cross"

Nun 2 says "Get off my f*****g car!"

(works better over the phone 😥)

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