Lindal Kidd Posted July 13, 2022 Share Posted July 13, 2022 Some Low Humor For You: Q: What does a Russian call a bedpan? A: A Poo tin. Waiter: And how would you like your steak, sir? Diner: Like winning an argument with my wife. Waiter: Very good, sir. Rare it is. Husband: Why did you marry me, darling? Wife: For your wonderful sense of humor. You always make me laugh. Husband: What!? I thought it was because I was so good in bed! Wife: Falls down laughing. 2 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Love Zhaoying Posted July 15, 2022 Share Posted July 15, 2022 This is why you should buy Second Life No-Fault Teleport Home Insurance, if you want your fingers to stay, let's just say, "unbroken". 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akane Nacht Posted July 16, 2022 Share Posted July 16, 2022 dream come true 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Love Zhaoying Posted July 17, 2022 Share Posted July 17, 2022 On 7/15/2022 at 11:49 PM, Akane Nacht said: 🤔 It took me a day or so to getit. So, no flush poop?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayashe Ninetails Posted July 17, 2022 Share Posted July 17, 2022 Not sure if you guys saw Emmanuel trending on Twitter yesterday, but here's why 😂🤣 1 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Love Zhaoying Posted July 17, 2022 Share Posted July 17, 2022 17 minutes ago, Ayashe Ninetails said: Not sure if you guys saw Emmanuel trending on Twitter yesterday, but here's why 😂🤣 She has lots of videos with Emmanuel and some of the other animals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayashe Ninetails Posted July 17, 2022 Share Posted July 17, 2022 Just now, Love Zhaoying said: She has lots of videos with Emmanuel and some of the other animals. Yes she does! She's on TikTok and Insta. They're such a joy to watch, honestly. Her entire farm is ungovernable. Which is funny since the animals are so sweet when they're done being so bad 😂 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Akane Nacht Posted July 17, 2022 Share Posted July 17, 2022 6 hours ago, Love Zhaoying said: It took me a day or so to getit. So, no flush poop?! wouldn't want to see the floor of that loo... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Love Zhaoying Posted July 17, 2022 Share Posted July 17, 2022 I've known people in RL whose last name ended in "hyphen-Alt". Tempting to ask them what their "real" last name is! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mollymews Posted July 17, 2022 Share Posted July 17, 2022 captains log day 39 roasted unicorn is yummy! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Love Zhaoying Posted July 19, 2022 Share Posted July 19, 2022 Maybe not toooo funny, but I suggest y'all get to writin'. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Odaks Posted July 19, 2022 Share Posted July 19, 2022 2 hours ago, Love Zhaoying said: Maybe not toooo funny, but I suggest y'all get to writin'. Dear esteamed sooter desired, Love much to send you sed assay. Unfortunate, Head of Security at ISP report you internet connexion kompromixed. In order to save loosing much moneys immediate imperititve you transfer all yor mony to save ackount. Follow link beelow comply all onscreen instruktions. www.bamb-oozle.co.oh/ackount/concoin/tx Essay come after. Sorry @Love Zhaoying, I'm in a silly 40C+ and Sangria mood this afternoon! 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Love Zhaoying Posted July 23, 2022 Share Posted July 23, 2022 Next time you're shopping and a salesperson asks if they can help you, instead of "I'm just looking" say, "I'm just buy-curious". 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Persephone Emerald Posted July 23, 2022 Share Posted July 23, 2022 (edited) . Edited July 24, 2022 by Persephone Emerald Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Akane Nacht Posted July 24, 2022 Share Posted July 24, 2022 3 hours ago, cariboustag said: took me 24 years to get that song out of my head. Now it's back 😭 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaithLynnSayes Posted July 24, 2022 Share Posted July 24, 2022 If you want to nap while the kids are home, just say "wake me up in 30 minutes so we can clean the house". They will literally do anything to avoid waking you up. You're welcome 3 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaithLynnSayes Posted July 24, 2022 Share Posted July 24, 2022 Nice try NASA... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ardy Lay Posted July 24, 2022 Share Posted July 24, 2022 4 minutes ago, CaithLynnSayes said: Nice try NASA... Are you a "Flat Spacer"? 😉 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaithLynnSayes Posted July 24, 2022 Share Posted July 24, 2022 11 minutes ago, Ardy Lay said: Are you a "Flat Spacer"? 😉 That was a bad one. Really bad. Go stand in the corner for 15 minutes and hang your head in shame. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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