CaithLynnSayes Posted June 12, 2022 Share Posted June 12, 2022 AS A YOUNG CHILD MY MOTHER TOLD ME I CAN BE ANYONE I WANT TO BE TURNS OUT THIS IS CALLED IDENTITY THEFT 1 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orwar Posted June 12, 2022 Share Posted June 12, 2022 Why was the undertaker arrested, when he tried to make some money on the side off of YouTube? Because of the unboxing videos. --- A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150." The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home. The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?" The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead." Shaking his head, he continued, "I just can't take that chance." --- There was an article in the newspaper about the local undertaker who accidentally buried the wrong corpse - what a grave mistake! --- Will glass coffins ever be popular? Remains to be seen. --- What's the similarity between cough syrup and an undertaker? They both take the coffin away! --- The mourners looked on aghast as the coffin toppled out of the car. "We'll have to rehearse that", said the undertaker. 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Love Zhaoying Posted June 12, 2022 Share Posted June 12, 2022 @Orwar There's a really long joke..I will give a short version, embellished for no good reason. In the Old West town of Boot Hill, someone died (as they did quiet often there) and the undertaker put them in a casket for burial. The graveyard workers loaded the casket on a wagon, destined for the famous Boot Hill cemetery. It rained earlier in the day, and the team of horses struggled up the muddy road to Boot Hill. The workers got out to help push the cart, but slipped and the casket fell out onto the muddy road. It slid down the hill into town, past the barber, past the saloon, into the drug store and slammed into the wall. The force opened the casket, causing the corpse to flip up into a sitting position. The druggist looked up and asked, "Can I give you something to stop your coffin?" 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orwar Posted June 12, 2022 Share Posted June 12, 2022 People: "Don't judge a book by its cover!" The Necronomicon: 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Love Zhaoying Posted June 12, 2022 Share Posted June 12, 2022 49 minutes ago, Orwar said: People: "Don't judge a book by its cover!" The Necronomicon: Ut-oh, is woke on wrong side of heck! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Love Zhaoying Posted June 12, 2022 Share Posted June 12, 2022 Anyone have blockchain, NFT, and metaverse all on their BINGO card? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cariboustag Posted June 12, 2022 Share Posted June 12, 2022 (edited) Can't believe there's a whole month just for gatherings of lions. Edited June 12, 2022 by cariboustag 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ceka Cianci Posted June 13, 2022 Share Posted June 13, 2022 This guy is kind of funny and I'm really loving his channel.. It's like he does all these chemical experiments just for the fun of it, plus has a sense of humor that a lot won't catch onto right away.. Sometimes it takes watching a few of his videos to know.. Either way it's interesting lessons in chemistry, plus silly, plus sometimes really funny.. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sprout Evergarden Posted June 13, 2022 Share Posted June 13, 2022 the aqua regia in the floor is scarier than the loss of the gold 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaithLynnSayes Posted June 13, 2022 Share Posted June 13, 2022 1 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lindal Kidd Posted June 13, 2022 Share Posted June 13, 2022 @CaithLynnSayes, I had to laugh at that one, or I'd cry. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Mistwalker Posted June 13, 2022 Share Posted June 13, 2022 (edited) @Eddy Vortex For some strange reason this made me think of you. Click title for video. Edited June 13, 2022 by Silent Mistwalker 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddy Vortex Posted June 14, 2022 Share Posted June 14, 2022 4 hours ago, Silent Mistwalker said: @Eddy Vortex For some strange reason this made me think of you. Click title for video. The resemblance is slightly uncanny. 😂 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akane Nacht Posted June 14, 2022 Share Posted June 14, 2022 now you know... 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaithLynnSayes Posted June 14, 2022 Share Posted June 14, 2022 (edited) Edited June 14, 2022 by CaithLynnSayes 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akane Nacht Posted June 15, 2022 Share Posted June 15, 2022 4 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solo Alpha Posted June 15, 2022 Share Posted June 15, 2022 Typing this as it just happened : I was watching an informational video about AI becoming self-aware. Considering Google also is experimenting with AI , I decided to drop the question to my Google Home : "OK, Google : are you a sentient being who has become self aware ?" I got this reply from the device : "On a scale of WALL-E to Hal 9000, I'm an R2D2." 🤣 2 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lindal Kidd Posted June 15, 2022 Share Posted June 15, 2022 1 hour ago, Solo Alpha said: Typing this as it just happened : I was watching an informational video about AI becoming self-aware. Considering Google also is experimenting with AI , I decided to drop the question to my Google Home : "OK, Google : are you a sentient being who has become self aware ?" I got this reply from the device : "On a scale of WALL-E to Hal 9000, I'm an R2D2." 🤣 Alexa tells me, "Sorry, I don't know that." I'm not sure which is the scarier answer. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akane Nacht Posted June 16, 2022 Share Posted June 16, 2022 13 hours ago, Lindal Kidd said: Alexa tells me, "Sorry, I don't know that." I'm not sure which is the scarier answer. at least she didn't call you Dave... what happens if you ask "Alexa are you telling me the truth?" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akane Nacht Posted June 16, 2022 Share Posted June 16, 2022 I am not a 🤖, I am a 🦄 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mollymews Posted June 16, 2022 Share Posted June 16, 2022 from the internets i put a map on the wall, gave my partner a dart, said where ever the dart lands we will go there for our holidays. Seems we going to spend the next 3 weeks behind the fridge 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orwar Posted June 16, 2022 Share Posted June 16, 2022 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lindal Kidd Posted June 16, 2022 Share Posted June 16, 2022 10 hours ago, Akane Nacht said: what happens if you ask "Alexa are you telling me the truth?" "I'm not always right, but I don't lie." 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaithLynnSayes Posted June 16, 2022 Share Posted June 16, 2022 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Love Zhaoying Posted June 17, 2022 Share Posted June 17, 2022 I figured it out! The Premium varieties will follow the pattern of computer languages. Premium is like "C". Premium Plus is just intermediary, until we get to Premium Plus Plus, like "C++". After that, comes Premium Sharp, like "C#". 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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