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   So our boss had passed away, and a couple of us from the office attended his funeral. As we passed the coffin to pay our respects, I overheard a colleague murmuring:

   "Who's thinking outside of the box now, huh?"

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These were so silly they made me laugh.

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A man and a giraffe  walk into a bar.

After a few drinks, the giraffe falls over and dies. The man begins to walk out when the bartender stops him.

“Hey, you can’t leave that lyin’ there!” The bartender yells out.

The man turns around: “It’s not a lion. It’s a giraffe.”

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven.

One turned to the other and said, “Wow, it’s pretty hot in here.”

The other one shouted, “Wow, a talking muffin!

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There are three types of people in the world:

Those who can count and those who can’t.

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What’s red and bad for your teeth?

A brick.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

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What’s the dumbest animal in the jungle?

A polar bear.

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Why do you never see pigs hiding in trees? 

Because they’re pretty good at it. 

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Why are blonde jokes so short? 

So men can remember them.

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14 minutes ago, Ceka Cianci said:

Why are blonde jokes so short? 

So men can remember them.

   What's the similarity between a blonde and a stamp?

   .. .. Yeah I'm not doing that one here. 

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1 minute ago, CaithLynnSayes said:

 

I subscribe to one Youtube channel about repairing old electronics. The channel owner is a rabid Righty. Anyway, the other day they posted an "End of Life" video with a CRT balanced on a bicycle, showing a video of you-know-what, then with the bicycle falling over in slow motion.  All quite disturbing and not a bit funny. 

But then again, I never cared for the "making fun of people falling down or getting hurt" stuff like the 3 Stooges, etc.

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11 minutes ago, Love Zhaoying said:

I subscribe to one Youtube channel about repairing old electronics. The channel owner is a rabid Righty. Anyway, the other day they posted an "End of Life" video with a CRT balanced on a bicycle, showing a video of you-know-what, then with the bicycle falling over in slow motion.  All quite disturbing and not a bit funny. 

But then again, I never cared for the "making fun of people falling down or getting hurt" stuff like the 3 Stooges, etc.

"Funny" is subjective. ;) All i'll say is, I'm glad i'm not American at the minute. Would have loved to be one around 2016-2020 though.

Anyway. Lets move on and post the funnies again :) 

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Omg ! I'm in tears laughing so hard at this.. I had to pause it to wipe my eyes..

It was just one after the other and laughing harder with each one.. I'm still trying to catch my breath..

 

I had to go to his channel to see if there was more and there is..  I'm gonna have to put the computer down pretty soon , because I'm gonna dehydrate from all the tears from laughing..

 hehehe

 

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