yedrick Posted December 9, 2018 Share Posted December 9, 2018 So I asked my SL wife to move in with me RL. She is from Japan in RL. She flew over tp Europe and we agreed she would be my RL wife and live at my house, rent free, in the spare room for now (not married in the eyes of the state due to tax reasons). So she arrives. And then says she cannot consumate the marriage as she is very shy, but I am allowed to kiss her feet in pantyhose. So Ok, I do that - better than nothing. But since Friday she's been alone in the spare room playing SL and hasn't come out to make me breakfast or speak to me or offer me her feet, and I think she is talking to another SL man who wants her for his SL wife. And he is nothing but a scum and a rogue so I want her off the game ASAP. Can anyone advise me on how best to stop this? Can Linden Lab also act to stop this scum from talking to my SL/RL Japanese wife? 10 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoiraKathleen Posted December 9, 2018 Share Posted December 9, 2018 4 minutes ago, yedrick said: So I asked my SL wife to move in with me RL. She is from Japan in RL. She flew over tp Europe and we agreed she would be my RL wife and live at my house, rent free, in the spare room for now (not married in the eyes of the state due to tax reasons). So she arrives. And then says she cannot consumate the marriage as she is very shy, but I am allowed to kiss her feet in pantyhose. So Ok, I do that - better than nothing. But since Friday she's been alone in the spare room playing SL and hasn't come out to make me breakfast or speak to me or offer me her feet, and I think she is talking to another SL man who wants her for his SL wife. And he is nothing but a scum and a rogue so I want her off the game ASAP. Can anyone advise me on how best to stop this? Can Linden Lab also act to stop this scum from talking to my SL/RL Japanese wife? I'm having a hard time believing this is serious, but just on the off chance: No LL is not going to get involved with stopping her from either logging in to SL, or from talking with whomever she wishes to. How much serious discussion did the two of you have about what it meant for her to move to the other side of the world and to be your RL wife? And when are you planning the RL wedding? Was her making you breakfast part of the deal agreed upon? I'm just curious, first, as to whether you have been interacting with her inworld since she arrived, as it sounds like that's where she's the most comfortable right now, and second, how much effort have you put into introducing her to your country, your town, your RL, your friends, etc. Are there cultural differences that will need to be explained and discussed? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Callum Meriman Posted December 9, 2018 Share Posted December 9, 2018 1/10 Would have been funnier if you added unexpected poop at the end. The thread about the poor guy who had an accident at his wedding comes to mind. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claireschen Hesten Posted December 9, 2018 Share Posted December 9, 2018 Moving to an alien country is a big deal i would not be surprised if your SL/RL partner is very scared of her new surroundings and wondering if she made a huge mistake uprooting her life and is using SL as a safe space Have you made any effort introducing her to your family/friends/country or was it go straight to your home and expect to have breakfast made for you. maybe it was a mistake for you two to take things RL if you are going to be controlling over your partners interactions in SL 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Callum Meriman Posted December 9, 2018 Share Posted December 9, 2018 Still, you did do well not only getting a wife in SL on your first day but also working out visas and immigration - considering you are "not married for tax reasons" 2 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ErikaKotov Posted December 9, 2018 Share Posted December 9, 2018 She's not your wife she's using you to stay in your country. People like that are called Travelers you should know that in the dating world. Your story sounds like one I've heard a hundred times, doesn't necessarily have to be from a internet relationship. My advice to you is cut ties with her and move on with your life. Plus if you do plan on getting married you should have a prenup. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ErikaKotov Posted December 9, 2018 Share Posted December 9, 2018 I think OP is using an ALT account to post this. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Callum Meriman Posted December 9, 2018 Share Posted December 9, 2018 Just now, ErikaKotov said: I think OP is using an ALT account to post this. I suggest OP is trolling. Immigration is in reality quite difficult to do. 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Love Zhaoying Posted December 9, 2018 Share Posted December 9, 2018 10 minutes ago, Callum Meriman said: 1/10 Would have been funnier if you added unexpected poop at the end. The thread about the poor guy who had an accident at his wedding comes to mind. Yep, Joffrey was better. Odd how someone creates an account just to post some nonsense. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ErikaKotov Posted December 9, 2018 Share Posted December 9, 2018 I don't think she's truly immigrated I think in the story he's telling us she's probably on vacation visa. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tari Landar Posted December 9, 2018 Share Posted December 9, 2018 1 minute ago, Love Zhaoying said: Yep, Joffrey was better. Odd how someone creates an account just to post some nonsense. That story has literally been around since sl started, btw, and was originally ripped off from somewhere else (IRC, I believe) 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethan Paslong Posted December 9, 2018 Share Posted December 9, 2018 i'd say.. the hollIday season is close again.... brace yourself.... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Selene Gregoire Posted December 9, 2018 Share Posted December 9, 2018 6 hours ago, yedrick said: So I asked my SL wife to move in with me RL. She is from Japan in RL. She flew over tp Europe and we agreed she would be my RL wife and live at my house, rent free, in the spare room for now (not married in the eyes of the state due to tax reasons). So she arrives. And then says she cannot consumate the marriage as she is very shy, but I am allowed to kiss her feet in pantyhose. So Ok, I do that - better than nothing. But since Friday she's been alone in the spare room playing SL and hasn't come out to make me breakfast or speak to me or offer me her feet, and I think she is talking to another SL man who wants her for his SL wife. And he is nothing but a scum and a rogue so I want her off the game ASAP. Can anyone advise me on how best to stop this? Can Linden Lab also act to stop this scum from talking to my SL/RL Japanese wife? 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HunniHope Posted December 9, 2018 Share Posted December 9, 2018 perhaps the catalogue has a returns policy, something along the lines of satisfaction guaranteed or your money back, or perhaps free returns within 30 days, or you might just find you need to pay the shipping cost. Check the small print in case it needs to be in un-used condition and with original packaging 1 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cindy Evanier Posted December 9, 2018 Share Posted December 9, 2018 3 hours ago, Ethan Paslong said: i'd say.. the hollIday season is close again.... brace yourself.... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drake1 Nightfire Posted December 9, 2018 Share Posted December 9, 2018 Perhaps the OP doesn't know this should be a Friday thread.... 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Talligurl Posted December 9, 2018 Share Posted December 9, 2018 If this actually happened, my advice would be to, turn off the breaker providing power to her room. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ceka Cianci Posted December 9, 2018 Share Posted December 9, 2018 I heard that leg and foot kisses is only being in the friend zone..Are you sure you understood the contract? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bebe Bunny Posted December 9, 2018 Share Posted December 9, 2018 I'm here for the giggles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Selene Gregoire Posted December 9, 2018 Share Posted December 9, 2018 5 hours ago, Drake1 Nightfire said: Perhaps the OP doesn't know this should be a Friday thread.... Wait! You mean Bubba posts here too? 💩 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigmoe Whitfield Posted December 10, 2018 Share Posted December 10, 2018 well I am so confused right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Hexem Posted December 10, 2018 Share Posted December 10, 2018 Sometimes the simple troll is the best troll- it still gets bites, after all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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