Things you can say in SL, but would be weird in RL

[BilliJo Aldrin]

do you want the blue ball, or the pink ball?

[LexxiXhan]

"I had a lovely chat with a new friend today, and all because I dropped my piano on the roof of a German metal club a week ago.."

[ForrestChild]

LOL

[Jameson2001]

How many Lindens can you buy for a dollar (many people will now think you are talking cryptocurrency).

Oh, and of course a more racy comment,  does this ***** come with a hud!

 

 

[Flook Somerset]

Apologising for crashing a plane into the side of someone's house. 

[Bastilla Loon]

"Your butt is poking through the back of your skirt; use your HUD to make your butt transparent."

[LittleMe Jewell]

Someone said in group chat tonight:  SOMEBODY has to put the poseballs in place

[iamyourneighbour]

"Lol I crashed the plane "

[Rya Nitely]

Warning: You have entered private property and will be ejected in 10 seconds

[MaggiJin]

"I have 5 bodies so far, plan to collect em all!"

[Ivanova Shostakovich]

   Heard while dancing this evening: "You know, if you put on midnight, you can see how well my light works."

[Cindy Evanier]

Just now...  "I swapped my hair and just realised I have no ears on"

[Anna Nova]

You have to set your LOD to 4, then you can see it.

[Ivanova Shostakovich]

   No, sorry, there are no doors. You have to tp in.

[LoreleiAmeranthine96]

To someone who couldn't hear me. "Oh those are gorgeous high heels. Let me just... damn it I don't care she's wearing the maitreya feet, ducking hades derender, derender, derender....... frick... I just derendered the damn shoes."

[Zeta Vandyke]

While redecorating: "$#@%! I just deleted my house!"

(and not just once...)

[Annika Velde]

"I live on a floating island" I said that to a friend last night when we were discussing houses.

[Maureen Boccaccio]

On 1/12/2018 at 1:19 PM, Skell Dagger said:

Actually said by either me or my fella (I can't remember who) a few years ago: "Someone left their nipples on the floor over here".

Hah!  That made me recall the thread back in the days of Resident Answers when someone wrote in because they couldn't find their girly bits and needed help (they'd rezzed it to edit, but it was under the floorboards).

Edited January 26, 2018 by Maureen Boccaccio

[Sagadin]

"Oh no, I accidentally wore ALL of my clothes (or shoes, or hairstyles) at once!"

Why oh why is the "Remove from current outfit" menu choice immediately below "Wear items" in Firestorm???? Since I am lazy I sometimes remove items by right clicking on folders a few levels up from the actual item. Now I do this VERY carefully.