Things you can say in SL, but would be weird in RL

[Jerilynn Lemon]

911 Operator: 9-1-1. what's your emergency?

Caller: My house...my house, it just disappeared.

911: Disappeared? What do you mean?

Caller: I was cleaning the front room of old furniture and...

911: yes...you were cleaning the front room, go on.

Caller: I was cleaning the front room and I...I...I think I hit "take".

911: Take?...

[kathyparnes1]

Of course my builds work, i tested them firstly with my alt.

[cykarushb]

"yeah i just dont wear pants because they never work well with my shirts"

[Tari Landar]

"your rabbits are in the lake again"

Given the state of our rl backyard at the moment (2+ feet of snow melted in a little over 24 hours,= lots and lots of water, then we got a foot of snow overnight last night, so it's now  snow and water), this one's counterpart  is "mom, the animals were in the lake again". This one would be weird in most other rl households though. 

[EligibleJam]

“Who is in that room?”

”No idea.  Let me cam inside”

[CharlotteStargazer]

"Yeah, I had to relog. Went to the club and all I could see was shoes and eyeballs."

[MoiraKathleen]

"hmmm.... maybe I should take off (or alpha out) my feet when I wear this long dress"

[Clover Jinx]

Iva (ivanova.shostakovich): My ball is stuck. (dancing at breakfast)

 

 

 

Edited January 14, 2018 by Clover Jinx

[Pandora Barzane]

getting hair out of my ass, oh wait was that RL.

 

[Orwar]

"So we drove past a sim crossing, and my mate was shot into space."

"Can't wear this shirt with these pants, they clip through each other."

"This pose ain't right, try adjusting your height?"

[Ceka Cianci]

I'm not inspecting yooou..

you're inspecting,inspecting me!!

I'm not inspecting yooou

Ahhh,you're inspecting,inspecting!!

I'm not inspecting yooou..

She's inspecting meeeeee!

I'm not inspe    

You two knock it off!

 

 

[Sagadin]

I bought new feet so I could get nicer shoes.

[Rolig Loon]

"I put a new door in my house, but when I try to open it, the whole house spins around."

[Bastilla Loon]

"Alt-zoom on that to see it better."

[Aislin Ceawlin]

Can someone help me out? I just TPd in and I'm stuck in the wall ( or under the floor).

[Aethelwine]

Replying "I have seven" when being asked if you have a peepee.

Edited January 16, 2018 by Aethelwine

[Aethelwine]

Make yourself look young and beautiful, get rid of those wrinkles on your skin... stick a light source on the end of your nose.

[Jerilynn Lemon]

6 hours ago, Aethelwine said:

Make yourself look young and beautiful, get rid of those wrinkles on your skin... stick a light source on the end of your nose.

Actually, I've seen that in local news. During weather segments, a light is placed just under the camera to get rid of wrinkles. Sometimes, more often or not, it's obvious to the viewer; the weather anchors face is so lit up, a face light might have been used.

[Alan Quartet]

I arrived 1000 metres in mid-air, but it's no big deal.

[Bobbie Faulds]

How many prims is that couch/table/chair? 

How much does that hair/dress/etc add to my complexity? 

Let me rez you so you aren't a jelly doll.

[Annika Velde]

I love that everyone is having fun with this topic  I feel like there's always something new we can add to this. I'm going to keep this going as I think of more things.

"I tried getting into the shopping event for hours, but the sim is full ):" 

[Talligurl]

We might say it in RL, but in SL it can be meant literally.

I lost my head

[Coby Foden]

After going to different region my body was full of holes, my teeth were missing and my head looked as if I had been in bad accident.
Anyway, I was able to fix everything by detaching my body, teeth, head and then re-attaching them.

[Rhonda Huntress]

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[Chaser Zaks]

I have actually found myself on occasions thinking this if not something very similar when I just wake up and realising a few minutes later what I had thought, so I think it counts:

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I'll just re-script the light/ceiling fan to be less annoying so I can turn it on with chat instead of clicking

Or

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Ugh the sun is too bright I'm going to change the windlight settings so I can sleep

I have woke up thinking SL applies to RL various times for some reason, even thinking I can change parcel settings on my family's house.

Edited January 17, 2018 by Chaser Zaks