Things you can say in SL, but would be weird in RL

[Annika Velde]

The thread "If SL were real, what crime would you be convicted of?" made me start thinking about all the things you can say in SL that would be weird in real life. I'll start!

"I want his/her skin..."
"Let me just take off my hands"

Edited January 12, 2018 by Annika Velde
Added another example :P

[Rhonda Huntress]

"rayvinwyng31 sends you a TP request"

[Annika Velde]

Just now, Rhonda Huntress said:

"rayvinwyng31 sends you a TP request"

Omg I didn't even think of that! Maybe one day when we all have glasses with mini screens in them, we'll even get pop ups and dings to go along with that

[MoiraKathleen]

"hop on the pose ball"

[Love Zhaoying]

3 minutes ago, moirakathleen said:

"hop on the pose ball"

In rehab, I've been using two different kind of balls. One, I perform a RL animation of "walking" on the ball (balance exercise). The other, I sit on the ball and do a RL animation of swiveling hips (loosening exercise). They are both blue RL poseballs.

[Love Zhaoying]

18 minutes ago, Annika Velde said:

The thread "If SL were real, what crime would you be convicted of?" made me start thinking about all the things you can say in SL that would be weird in real life. I'll start!

"I want his/her skin..."
"Let me just take off my hands"

"You shouldn't be able to see my bits, so I shouldn't have to take them off. Why are you looking at invisiprims?"

[Magnus Brody]

At my last eye check-up, I said to the optician, "words just aren't rezzing right for me, and I really struggle with small print".

[Annika Velde]

2 minutes ago, Love Zhaoying said:

"You shouldn't be able to see my bits, so I shouldn't have to take them off. Why are you looking at invisiprims?"

omg taking off bits LOL

[Cindy Evanier]

You need to colour match  and resize your <man part>  properly,  you just skewered my kidneys

[Annika Velde]

"Your nipnops are poking through your clothes, need to alpha that"

[MoiraKathleen]

"Just go to the redelivery terminal at the store and get a redelivery of your body."

[Skell Dagger]

Actually said by either me or my fella (I can't remember who) a few years ago: "Someone left their nipples on the floor over here".

[Derekmate]

30 minutes ago, Cindy Evanier said:

You need to colour match  and resize your <man part>  properly,  you just skewered my kidneys

I heard that rl ... just saying. 

Yes I'm a Unicorn. 

Yes I'm a my little pony 

[Annika Velde]

7 minutes ago, Skell Dagger said:

"Someone left their nipples on the floor over here".

A long time ago, I recall something similar happened. It was when xcite stuff was all the rage and one of our friends had attached a certain *ahem* buttocks... object to the wrong attachment point. We were all cracking up at the floating item as she spun around yelling "Where is my butthole?!"

[Janet Voxel]

Before mesh bodies: Put your boobs on the floor, reset the script, then reattach.

Now: adjust your hover you’re in the ground/floating.

[Jeny Howlett]

"Reset your skeleton" 

[LexxiXhan]

"I'll send you a link. Just make sure you're hovering before you get here.."

[LexxiXhan]

"Hang on, I'm here, just waiting for my hair to arrive..."

[LexxiXhan]

"Hey, can anyone here actually see me?"

[Janet Voxel]

“Give me a second...everything is rezzing.”

[Love Zhaoying]

"Wanna have s*x?"

[Ceka Cianci]

All my attachments are in my butt again,what else is new?

[Janet Voxel]

“Are these the only positions this bed has? Can I put my own in?”

 

 

 

[Bree Giffen]

Shouting "Wooo!" at the top of your lungs may get you in trouble in real life.

[Cindy Evanier]

9 minutes ago, Bree Giffen said:

Shouting "Wooo!" at the top of your lungs may get you in trouble in real life.

I shouted "I love this tune" at the top of my voice in the supermarket once.  My kids just froze, then walked away from me   but that happens often,  like when I twerked down the aisle to embarrass them