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Just now, Cindy Evanier said:

I shouted "I love this tune" at the top of my voice in the supermarket once.  My kids just froze, then walked away from me :ph34r:  but that happens often,  like when I twerked down the aisle to embarrass them 

It's not uncommon for me to shout in my local hardware store.

Yelling "Hey Kevin, are you in here?!" saves me the effort of looking for him.

His yelling back "We don't have it, Maddy" saves him the effort of helping me.

It's all good.

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13 minutes ago, Madelaine McMasters said:

It's not uncommon for me to shout in my local hardware store.

Yelling "Hey Kevin, are you in here?!" saves me the effort of looking for him.

His yelling back "We don't have it, Maddy" saves him the effort of helping me.

It's all good.

I can only admire Kevin's accumulated wisdom..

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(just now)

Thought you removed your head by accident.

It looks like I'm feeding you grapes through a tracheotomy.

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At a turned over car accident: "Officer, I'm ok. Can you go to your computer in the patrol car and tap the left/right arrows at the same time. That will turn my car back to its wheels, I have to get to an appointment"

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For future reference, telling someone they have a thigh gap one can drive a truck through, or an ass like a thanksgiving table complete with dessert....doesn't work out so well in either world.

Not that I'd ever do such a thing

But, I do tell my kids things aren't rezzing right, all the time, I've done it for years, lol. It's weird to everyone around us, but not so weird in this house, anymore. I also tell them to eject the (insert whatever wildlife, currently raccoons) thumping around on top of the roof. They just give me funny looks. 

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1 minute ago, Sagadin said:

"I wear a collar to cover up my neck seam."

Or forgetting the collar (or mis-positioning it) and having someone comment "Your seam is showing".

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2 hours ago, Talligurl said:

Give me a second I need to change clothes.

I do say that in RL all the time.

"I told you an hour ago, I'll be ready in a minute!"

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1 hour ago, Rhonda Huntress said:

I do say that in RL all the time.

"I told you an hour ago, I'll be ready in a minute!"

Ok, the truth is I do that to. My husband once asked me if i meant I would be ready in the second hour.

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