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A panda walks into a restaurant and orders dinner. Afterwards the waiter brings over his check. The panda pulls out a gun, shoots him, and starts to walk out the front door. The owner runs up shouting, “You can’t do that!” The panda says, “Sure I can. I’m a panda. Look it up.”

So the owner looks up “panda” in the dictionary and reads: “Panda: a large Asian mammal that eats shoots and leaves.”

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13 minutes ago, LittleMe Jewell said:

I keep wanting to make snide comments about the title of this thread, but since it is in Scripting, I'm being nice.

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A good candidate thread for the "take this shovel" thread. Every time I see the "balls aren't working", my thought is, "Oh! Something an Alpha might say."

 

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3 hours ago, Love Zhaoying said:

Why can't the Forums be more like Girona, Spain? From a friend who is visiting there:

 

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So, that's the origin of "ass-kissing"? Nice!

What if I were to kiss it, then spank it right after? Would I be instantly ejected from the parcel? 😆

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1 hour ago, f7t said:

So, that's the origin of "ass-kissing"? Nice!

I have no idea - I just think they had something about respect for the lion?

I did some googling, apparently it is a "Lioness"!

The saying goes "you cannot be a resident of Girona who does not kiss the lioness's ass", or "you can only return to Girona if you have kissed the lioness's ass ...

1 hour ago, f7t said:

What if I were to kiss it, then spank it right after? Would I be instantly ejected from the parcel? 😆

Now, um..if it were me, I'd say "that sounds like a party"!

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9 hours ago, Lindal Kidd said:

WTF!?

Yeah, I saw that on social media recently. It seems cute that the lab is greedy until you see its back legs APPEAR to be paralyzed!

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Change "are" to, "appear to be"
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