Grant and corrupt a wish game

[Orwar]

1 minute ago, Gregorian Chant said:

I wish all the tasty foods aren't so fattening.

   Granted, but they instead have a tendency to cause painful flatulence.

   I wish there was perpetual night and winter in all of the world.

[Maitimo]

1 hour ago, Orwar said:

   Granted, but they instead have a tendency to cause painful flatulence.

   I wish there was perpetual night and winter in all of the world.

Granted, but it was caused by a global thermonuclear war and all life on Earth is now dead.

I wish it was perpetual summer, and only ever rained at night.

[Lindal Kidd]

1 hour ago, Matty Luminos said:

Granted, but it was caused by a global thermonuclear war and all life on Earth is now dead.

Don't say that.  I was out working in the yard today and suddenly noticed a lot more jets going over than usual.  I started to wonder if this was THE END.  Well, at least I got out of raking leaves.

 

[Alyona Su]

12 hours ago, Matty Luminos said:

Granted, but it was caused by a global thermonuclear war and all life on Earth is now dead.

I wish it was perpetual summer, and only ever rained at night.

Granted. But the entire population in the opposite hemisphere hate you to no end and all move to your location, creating over-crowding and material shortages.

I wish we had flying cars now..

[Charles Blackwood]

16 minutes ago, Alyona Su said:

Granted. But the entire population in the opposite hemisphere hate you to no end and all move to your location, creating over-crowding and material shortages.

I wish we had flying cars now..

Granted. But all those cars in the sky black the sunlight, plants die, and there is a food shortage. 

I wish we had an all drug olympics!!!

[Lindal Kidd]

You'll have to clarify what you mean by an "all drug olympics" before we can corrupt that...

[Charles Blackwood]

Clarification. All enhancing drugs are welcome and encouraged. (Yes, I see the flaw of my wish, so perhaps a new one).

I wish I could communicate telepathically with the wonderful people of this forum. 

[Lindal Kidd]

5 minutes ago, Marut72 said:

I wish I could communicate telepathically with the wonderful people of this forum. 

Granted.  But now that you know how much the forum ladies ACTUALLY lust after you, you die of anticipated exhaustion.

And, for completeness,

4 hours ago, Marut72 said:

I wish we had an all drug olympics!!!

Granted.  But after the runners all exceed the speed of sound, the Olympics is banned for noise pollution.

I wish my RL lingerie looked as sexy as my SL lingerie.

[Odaks]

Granted! But now you'll never experience the thrill of not knowing what's coming next.

I wish I had a way to stop Marut knowing what I'm going to type next...

 

(Beaten by gnat's whisker! - over to you, @Lindal Kidd!)

Edited December 7, 2019 by Odaks

[Lindal Kidd]

I know I beat Odaks, but I like her reply SO much better.  So let's go with that.

[Charles Blackwood]

Granted. My wish for telepathic powers has been overturned but now I am embolden to have more naughty thoughts. I’m looking at you @Odaks and @Lindal Kidd!!

I wish Santa lost a bit of weight and left the cookies alone. 

[Amina Sopwith]

Just now, Marut72 said:

I wish Santa lost a bit of weight and left the cookies alone. 

Granted, now the sleigh overbalances and he falls to his death and nobody gets any toys and it's ALL YOUR FAULT.

I wish this song would get some radio airplay.

[Charles Blackwood]

Granted. But do to a spelling error, that song gets airplay instead. 

I wish Webster was never born so the world could continue to live in word confusion. 

Edited December 7, 2019 by Marut72

[Drake1 Nightfire]

2 hours ago, Marut72 said:

Clarification. All enhancing drugs are welcome and encouraged. (Yes, I see the flaw of my wish, so perhaps a new one).

I wish I could communicate telepathically with the wonderful people of this forum. 

Do you really want to be inside MY head?

[Amina Sopwith]

We're all mad here.

2 hours ago, Marut72 said:

I wish Webster was never born so the world could continue to live in word confusion. 

Granted, and now we're in a Tower of Babel story.

I wish I'd done all my Christmas shopping.

[Charles Blackwood]

14 minutes ago, Amina Sopwith said:

We're all mad here.

Granted, and now we're in a Tower of Babel story.

I wish I'd done all my Christmas shopping.

Granted. Christmas shipping is done. Everyone gets gift cards to the mall. 

I wish we paid with candy for goods and services so you could have the option to eat some of your savings. 

[Odaks]

Granted! Unfortunately, the world's banking infrastructure has collapsed overnight. Only the Bank of Jim's Apple Store remains solvent, and businesses are showing a great reluctance to sell their shares for (chocolate covered) peanuts, causing further mayhem on the stock markets. The NYSE have engaged a well-known firm of private detectives to hunt down the cause of all this....

I damn well wish that I didn't hate sugar!

 

(Just checked my facts - its "Jim's Apple Farm". Google it if you've never heard of it!)

Edited December 7, 2019 by Odaks
Correction

[Amina Sopwith]

36 minutes ago, Odaks said:

I damn well wish that I didn't hate sugar!

Granted, you love it and now you're fat, toothless and diabetic. 

I wish I hated sugar.

[Charles Blackwood]

3 hours ago, Amina Sopwith said:

Granted, you love it and now you're fat, toothless and diabetic. 

I wish I hated sugar.

Granted. You hate sugar but to compensate you start smoking, put salt on everything and take up drinking not realizing that alcohol is sugar  

you live a fast, drunk, smokey life, BUT happily without sugar 

I wish I made more time to read fiction. 

[Lindal Kidd]

Granted.  But by making time, you get out of sync with everyone else.  You live a long, fiction-filled life of 90 years, and die by the end of next week.

I wish I wrote more fiction about Time.

[Gregorian Chant]

10 minutes ago, Lindal Kidd said:

Granted.  But by making time, you get out of sync with everyone else.  You live a long, fiction-filled life of 90 years, and die by the end of next week.

I wish I wrote more fiction about Time.

Granted, but you'll only be writing for politicians to use in mudslinging campaigns.

I wish I could dance as well as my avatar.

[Alyona Su]

8 hours ago, Gregorian Chant said:

Granted, but you'll only be writing for politicians to use in mudslinging campaigns.

I wish I could dance as well as my avatar.

Granted, but it requires a music device be implanted into your brain and Second Life-based dancing animation files loaded into it and it detaches itself whenever your cross the line from one jurisdiction into the next.

I wish time moved twice as fast when at work and twice as slow when not.

[Charles Blackwood]

4 minutes ago, Alyona Su said:

Granted, but it requires a music device be implanted into your brain and Second Life-based dancing animation files loaded into it and it detaches itself whenever your cross the line from one jurisdiction into the next.

I wish time moved twice as fast when at work and twice as slow when not.

Granted. While work moves twice as fast, your real life moves twice as slow, including speech and movement. You have literally pressed slow motion and are forever out of sync.

I wish hotel coffee tasted better. Much better.

[Ted McGregor]

Granted, but damn the English for inflicting on us a need for tea.

I wish their contributions to flavours were corrected.

Edited December 8, 2019 by TDD123
Corrected by my own wish.

[Lindal Kidd]

Granted.  Your tea tastes like sauerkraut.

I wish I knew where my Significant Other has hidden the Christmas cookies.