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3 minutes ago, Fauve Aeon said:

Granted, and it’s an amazing thing, just what you wanted after all...but you discovered it too late and now they are all sold out forever.

I wish my books would get here today.

You are so evil...this actually came true!  I wanted a Ryzen 9 3950 CPU, and they aren't to be had, except at 3X list price from a few scalpers.

So...granted.  But rats got to them in the warehouse, and the last chapter of every one is shredded.

And I wish your computer's AIO cooler leaked, too.  So there!

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Aws 💙 @Lindal Kidd, it was just a snarky reply for the game’s sake, I’m sorry I hit too close to home! I wish you luck in finding something else just as good. 

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No no no...I was just amazed at the coincidence!  I didn't mean to poke back so hard it stung, either. 

I wish we both get something nice for Christmas.

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17 minutes ago, Lindal Kidd said:

I wish we both get something nice for Christmas.

Granted, but it's something that's nice for me, not either of you. I have some ideas.

I wish a piano would fall on my Prime Minister's head. 

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Granted, but it fails to make him any smarter.

I wish you'd send your nice present to me in exchange for this ugly Christmas sweater I got.

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19 minutes ago, Lindal Kidd said:

Granted, but it fails to make him any smarter.

I wish you'd send your nice present to me in exchange for this ugly Christmas sweater I got.

Granted, but now you have no sweaters at all. 
I wish people would use the proper preferred pronouns and accept that there is such a thing as non-binary.

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56 minutes ago, Love Zhaoying said:

Granted, but now you have no sweaters at all. 
I wish people would use the proper preferred pronouns and accept that there is such a thing as non-binary.

Granted, computers no longer use 1s and 0s and instead use proper words and take over the world. Thanks John Conner... 

I wish we could all have one month of free rent. 

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9 minutes ago, Drake1 Nightfire said:

I wish we could all have one month of free rent. 

Granted, but you can only watch the musical so many times before getting bored with it.

I wish my wish was incorruptible...

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12 minutes ago, Drake1 Nightfire said:

I wish we could all have one month of free rent. 

Granted, but we have to house share at No 10 with the current occupant.

*grabs the Fairy liquid and heads for the toilet and sews prawns into the curtains*

I wish I had some new pyjamas.

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51 minutes ago, Amina Sopwith said:

Granted, but we have to house share at No 10 with the current occupant.

*grabs the Fairy liquid and heads for the toilet and sews prawns into the curtains*

I wish I had some new pyjamas.

Granted, but unfortunately they are size 2T so there’s no way you are getting into those things.

I wish for a full two weeks off of work around Christmas instead of a disappointing 4 days.

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Granted. You now have 2 weeks off for Christmas but you join a cult that doesn’t celebrate Christmas and wastes off of those 2 weeks with incessant chanting. 

I wish I had a wine cellar full of wine.

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9 minutes ago, Marut72 said:

I wish I had a wine cellar full of wine.

Granted, but it's all turned to vinegar.

I wish Larry the cat had had a chance to change the locks.

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5 hours ago, Amina Sopwith said:

I wish Larry the cat had had a chance to change the locks.

Granted, However Larry Can Changes all the locks that you can't get inside your own house!!

I wish for a white kitten.

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Granted but the kitten is also photosensitive so you always have to keep the house very dim.

I wish for a calm holiday season.

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(double dipping before bed)

Granted! You make an astral connection with a muse of song but her specialty is limited to yodeling and Tibetan throat singing...

I wish I had a bottle of Horchata! 

 

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Granted! however they are combines so the unicorn farts rainbows which smells like 100 rotten eggs and lingers for 3 hours straight

I Wish for Peace and Happiness

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5 hours ago, TasPanda13 said:

Granted! however they are combines so the unicorn farts rainbows which smells like 100 rotten eggs and lingers for 3 hours straight

I Wish for Peace and Happiness

Granted, but it is sourced from everyone else around you, you are now surrounded by grumpy, annoying Scrooges.

I wish that, warm or cold, the weather would just remain consistent for longer periods.

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1 hour ago, Lindal Kidd said:

Granted.  Your town is renamed Blizzard, North Dakota.

I wish all the Christmas goodies weren't so fattening.

Granted, but that has just changed all of the goodies into celery sticks and tap water.

I wish someone would clean my house for me.

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Granted. You house is clean but over time you discover many things missing that were taken out by accident on purpose. 

I wish there was one store that had everything so Christmas shopping would be easier. 

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6 minutes ago, Desiree Moonwinder said:

Granted, but its run online by a billionaire who saves people lots of time and money, infuriating socialists everywhere.

I wish I had a wish. 

 

Granted, but it creates an infinite loop so that all you can ever wish for is a wish.

I wish we could have a white Christmas, but only for one day, then green and warm.

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Granted, but it all works out perfectly, and you never have anything to wish for anymore.

I wish whoever invented the neck seam gets a lump of coal for Christmas. 

Edited by Desiree Moonwinder
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