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3 minutes ago, Fauve Aeon said:

Granted, and it’s an amazing thing, just what you wanted after all...but you discovered it too late and now they are all sold out forever.

I wish my books would get here today.

You are so evil...this actually came true!  I wanted a Ryzen 9 3950 CPU, and they aren't to be had, except at 3X list price from a few scalpers.

So...granted.  But rats got to them in the warehouse, and the last chapter of every one is shredded.

And I wish your computer's AIO cooler leaked, too.  So there!

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grants you a BJ but performed by a werewolf   (yeah I know I was just getting it on track, don't kill me ) I wish for more LI on my homestead

Granted! We're sending a bladerunner to retire you right now. I wish I could eat all the candy I want and not get cavities. 

Granted, you are an elephant with a USB storage stick where your brain should be. I wish for instant full rez everywhere I land.

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17 minutes ago, Lindal Kidd said:

I wish we both get something nice for Christmas.

Granted, but it's something that's nice for me, not either of you. I have some ideas.

I wish a piano would fall on my Prime Minister's head. 

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19 minutes ago, Lindal Kidd said:

Granted, but it fails to make him any smarter.

I wish you'd send your nice present to me in exchange for this ugly Christmas sweater I got.

Granted, but now you have no sweaters at all. 
I wish people would use the proper preferred pronouns and accept that there is such a thing as non-binary.

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56 minutes ago, Love Zhaoying said:

Granted, but now you have no sweaters at all. 
I wish people would use the proper preferred pronouns and accept that there is such a thing as non-binary.

Granted, computers no longer use 1s and 0s and instead use proper words and take over the world. Thanks John Conner... 

I wish we could all have one month of free rent. 

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12 minutes ago, Drake1 Nightfire said:

I wish we could all have one month of free rent. 

Granted, but we have to house share at No 10 with the current occupant.

*grabs the Fairy liquid and heads for the toilet and sews prawns into the curtains*

I wish I had some new pyjamas.

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51 minutes ago, Amina Sopwith said:

Granted, but we have to house share at No 10 with the current occupant.

*grabs the Fairy liquid and heads for the toilet and sews prawns into the curtains*

I wish I had some new pyjamas.

Granted, but unfortunately they are size 2T so there’s no way you are getting into those things.

I wish for a full two weeks off of work around Christmas instead of a disappointing 4 days.

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(double dipping before bed)

Granted! You make an astral connection with a muse of song but her specialty is limited to yodeling and Tibetan throat singing...

I wish I had a bottle of Horchata! 

 

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5 hours ago, TasPanda13 said:

Granted! however they are combines so the unicorn farts rainbows which smells like 100 rotten eggs and lingers for 3 hours straight

I Wish for Peace and Happiness

Granted, but it is sourced from everyone else around you, you are now surrounded by grumpy, annoying Scrooges.

I wish that, warm or cold, the weather would just remain consistent for longer periods.

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1 hour ago, Lindal Kidd said:

Granted.  Your town is renamed Blizzard, North Dakota.

I wish all the Christmas goodies weren't so fattening.

Granted, but that has just changed all of the goodies into celery sticks and tap water.

I wish someone would clean my house for me.

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6 minutes ago, Desiree Moonwinder said:

Granted, but its run online by a billionaire who saves people lots of time and money, infuriating socialists everywhere.

I wish I had a wish. 

 

Granted, but it creates an infinite loop so that all you can ever wish for is a wish.

I wish we could have a white Christmas, but only for one day, then green and warm.

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