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Granted, but she gets liquored up, goes on a necro-posting spree and bam...all the emojis everywhere forever!

(apologies if you don’t drink Amina, maybe a very strong kombucha would get the better of you...)

I wish for a big clump of the new Linden houses to drop tomorrow morning!

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Granted! Your bedrooms are now so chock-a-block with clothes that you have to sleep on the settee and suffer chronic back pain as a result.

I wish for a quiet and peaceful Christmas...

 

(Try not to spoil this one too badly - please!)

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8 minutes ago, Odaks said:

I wish for a quiet and peaceful Christmas...

 

(Try not to spoil this one too badly - please!)

Granted but you eat so much that you sleep through the New Year. :) 

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1 hour ago, Garnet Psaltery said:

Granted but you eat so much that you sleep through the New Year. :) 

[End of comment]

Granted, no more wishes for you!

I wish weekends would last longer than they do now.

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1 minute ago, Alyona Su said:

Granted, no more wishes for you!

I wish weekends would last longer than they do now.

Granted! They are now 4 days. But between weekends, you have also double the work days.

My favorite cat mug just broke by accident. I wish this gets undone. :(

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29 minutes ago, Garnet Psaltery said:

Crap, I forgot again, didn't I?

Granted,NullPointerExceltion

I wish I could type without making typos.

Edit: i swear to god that wasn't on purpose. -_-

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1 minute ago, Fenix Eldritch said:

Granted,NullPointerExceltion

I wish I could type without making typos.

Granted. But now all that you are able to type is one character: A

I wish all of this bureaucratic red tape paperwork would just do itself. 

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Granted but several numbers or letters were transposed, kicking the whole thing back and deadlines missed, resubmission is required, complete with renewed wait times. 

I wish I had a donut. 

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Granted, but it is from three weeks ago and is growing something green.

I wish that I pick The Best gift during my work white elephant gift exchange today.

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1 minute ago, Garnet Psaltery said:

Granted but the best gift is a white elephant.

I wish I hadn't eaten so many pieces of Christmas fudge.

Granted, the fudge transforms into horseradish.

I wish I had more access to Christmas fudge.

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1 minute ago, Alyona Su said:

Granted, the fudge transforms into horseradish.

I wish I had more access to Christmas fudge.

Granted, when you open your car door to get in later today you see that it is filled floor to ceiling with fudge. Enjoy!

I wish someone would take this white elephant.

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Granted but in exchange, you receive a crabby and incontinent miniature Chihuahua.

I wish I had a shorter ‘to do’ list. 

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1 minute ago, Fauve Aeon said:

I wish I had a shorter ‘to do’ list.

Granted, your to-do list has been shortened to one item: "Everything".

I wish my vacation would start now.

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Ugh, forums glitch [Which is really user heads-space and timing, but we blame the forums anyway]

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1 minute ago, Fenix Eldritch said:

I wish my vacation would start now.

Granted. But the end of your vacation happens just as early as the start.

I wish I could think up more wishes more easily.

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Granted!  But your typing speed goes down to 1 word per minute to compensate.  You're still late in submitting entries!

I wish it was the day after Thanksgiving again and Christmas was still safely a month away.

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Just now, Lindal Kidd said:

I wish it was the day after Thanksgiving again and Christmas was still safely a month away.

Granted, but now you are stuck in a Groundhog's Day time loop (and it's forever Black Friday - ouch!)

I wish the cold didn't affect me.

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Just now, Fenix Eldritch said:

Granted, but now you are stuck in a Groundhog's Day time loop (and it's forever Black Friday - ouch!)

I wish the cold didn't affect me.

Granted, but you don’t realize you are getting frost bite and your nose falls off.

I wish it was 5pm.

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Granted. It is 5pm but not where you are, somewhere else. You life continues as normal.

I wish the rivers around here would freeze solid so I can skate into work.

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Granted, and it’s an amazing thing, just what you wanted after all...but you discovered it too late and now they are all sold out forever.

I wish my books would get here today.

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