Grant and corrupt a wish game

[Fauve Aeon 3,044]

Granted, but she gets liquored up, goes on a necro-posting spree and bam...all the emojis everywhere forever!

(apologies if you don’t drink Amina, maybe a very strong kombucha would get the better of you...)

I wish for a big clump of the new Linden houses to drop tomorrow morning!

[Lindal Kidd 18,043]

Granted!  But they all land on you.

I wish my dogs were as small as Toto.

[TasPanda13 317]

Granted! However they become so loud you can still hear them barking through ear plugs...

I wish for a lot of clothing  

[Odaks 615]

Granted! Your bedrooms are now so chock-a-block with clothes that you have to sleep on the settee and suffer chronic back pain as a result.

I wish for a quiet and peaceful Christmas...

 

(Try not to spoil this one too badly - please!)

Edited December 13, 2019 by Odaks

[Garnet Psaltery 7,597]

8 minutes ago, Odaks said:

I wish for a quiet and peaceful Christmas...

 

(Try not to spoil this one too badly - please!)

Granted but you eat so much that you sleep through the New Year.  

[Alyona Su 10,701]

1 hour ago, Garnet Psaltery said:

Granted but you eat so much that you sleep through the New Year.  

[End of comment]

Granted, no more wishes for you!

I wish weekends would last longer than they do now.

[Syo Emerald 5,847]

1 minute ago, Alyona Su said:

Granted, no more wishes for you!

I wish weekends would last longer than they do now.

Granted! They are now 4 days. But between weekends, you have also double the work days.

My favorite cat mug just broke by accident. I wish this gets undone.

[Garnet Psaltery 7,597]

1 hour ago, Garnet Psaltery said:

Granted but you eat so much that you sleep through the New Year.  

Crap, I forgot again, didn't I?

[Fenix Eldritch 305]

29 minutes ago, Garnet Psaltery said:

Crap, I forgot again, didn't I?

Granted,NullPointerExceltion

I wish I could type without making typos.

Edit: i swear to god that wasn't on purpose.

Edited December 13, 2019 by Fenix Eldritch

[Seicher Rae 9,756]

1 minute ago, Fenix Eldritch said:

Granted,NullPointerExceltion

I wish I could type without making typos.

Granted. But now all that you are able to type is one character: A

I wish all of this bureaucratic red tape paperwork would just do itself. 

[Fauve Aeon 3,044]

Granted but several numbers or letters were transposed, kicking the whole thing back and deadlines missed, resubmission is required, complete with renewed wait times. 

I wish I had a donut. 

[Eva Knoller 11,788]

Granted, but it is from three weeks ago and is growing something green.

I wish that I pick The Best gift during my work white elephant gift exchange today.

[Garnet Psaltery 7,597]

Granted but the best gift is a white elephant.

I wish I hadn't eaten so many pieces of Christmas fudge.

[Alyona Su 10,701]

1 minute ago, Garnet Psaltery said:

Granted but the best gift is a white elephant.

I wish I hadn't eaten so many pieces of Christmas fudge.

Granted, the fudge transforms into horseradish.

I wish I had more access to Christmas fudge.

[Eva Knoller 11,788]

1 minute ago, Alyona Su said:

Granted, the fudge transforms into horseradish.

I wish I had more access to Christmas fudge.

Granted, when you open your car door to get in later today you see that it is filled floor to ceiling with fudge. Enjoy!

I wish someone would take this white elephant.

[Fauve Aeon 3,044]

Granted but in exchange, you receive a crabby and incontinent miniature Chihuahua.

I wish I had a shorter ‘to do’ list. 

[Fenix Eldritch 305]

1 minute ago, Fauve Aeon said:

I wish I had a shorter ‘to do’ list.

Granted, your to-do list has been shortened to one item: "Everything".

I wish my vacation would start now.

[Alyona Su 10,701]

Ugh, forums glitch [Which is really user heads-space and timing, but we blame the forums anyway]

Edited December 13, 2019 by Alyona Su

[Alyona Su 10,701]

1 minute ago, Fenix Eldritch said:

I wish my vacation would start now.

Granted. But the end of your vacation happens just as early as the start.

I wish I could think up more wishes more easily.

[Lindal Kidd 18,043]

Granted!  But your typing speed goes down to 1 word per minute to compensate.  You're still late in submitting entries!

I wish it was the day after Thanksgiving again and Christmas was still safely a month away.

[Fenix Eldritch 305]

Just now, Lindal Kidd said:

I wish it was the day after Thanksgiving again and Christmas was still safely a month away.

Granted, but now you are stuck in a Groundhog's Day time loop (and it's forever Black Friday - ouch!)

I wish the cold didn't affect me.

[Eva Knoller 11,788]

Just now, Fenix Eldritch said:

Granted, but now you are stuck in a Groundhog's Day time loop (and it's forever Black Friday - ouch!)

I wish the cold didn't affect me.

Granted, but you don’t realize you are getting frost bite and your nose falls off.

I wish it was 5pm.

[Charles Blackwood 1,410]

Granted. It is 5pm but not where you are, somewhere else. You life continues as normal.

I wish the rivers around here would freeze solid so I can skate into work.

[Lindal Kidd 18,043]

Granted...but you can't find your skates.

I wish I could think of something that I really want for Christmas.

[Fauve Aeon 3,044]

Granted, and it’s an amazing thing, just what you wanted after all...but you discovered it too late and now they are all sold out forever.

I wish my books would get here today.