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Granted, but she gets liquored up, goes on a necro-posting spree and bam...all the emojis everywhere forever!

(apologies if you don’t drink Amina, maybe a very strong kombucha would get the better of you...)

I wish for a big clump of the new Linden houses to drop tomorrow morning!

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grants you a BJ but performed by a werewolf   (yeah I know I was just getting it on track, don't kill me ) I wish for more LI on my homestead

Granted! We're sending a bladerunner to retire you right now. I wish I could eat all the candy I want and not get cavities. 

Granted, you are an elephant with a USB storage stick where your brain should be. I wish for instant full rez everywhere I land.

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Granted! Your bedrooms are now so chock-a-block with clothes that you have to sleep on the settee and suffer chronic back pain as a result.

I wish for a quiet and peaceful Christmas...

 

(Try not to spoil this one too badly - please!)

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1 minute ago, Alyona Su said:

Granted, no more wishes for you!

I wish weekends would last longer than they do now.

Granted! They are now 4 days. But between weekends, you have also double the work days.

My favorite cat mug just broke by accident. I wish this gets undone. :(

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1 minute ago, Fenix Eldritch said:

Granted,NullPointerExceltion

I wish I could type without making typos.

Granted. But now all that you are able to type is one character: A

I wish all of this bureaucratic red tape paperwork would just do itself. 

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Granted but several numbers or letters were transposed, kicking the whole thing back and deadlines missed, resubmission is required, complete with renewed wait times. 

I wish I had a donut. 

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1 minute ago, Garnet Psaltery said:

Granted but the best gift is a white elephant.

I wish I hadn't eaten so many pieces of Christmas fudge.

Granted, the fudge transforms into horseradish.

I wish I had more access to Christmas fudge.

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1 minute ago, Alyona Su said:

Granted, the fudge transforms into horseradish.

I wish I had more access to Christmas fudge.

Granted, when you open your car door to get in later today you see that it is filled floor to ceiling with fudge. Enjoy!

I wish someone would take this white elephant.

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Just now, Fenix Eldritch said:

Granted, but now you are stuck in a Groundhog's Day time loop (and it's forever Black Friday - ouch!)

I wish the cold didn't affect me.

Granted, but you don’t realize you are getting frost bite and your nose falls off.

I wish it was 5pm.

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