Fauve Aeon Posted December 13, 2019 Share Posted December 13, 2019 Granted, but she gets liquored up, goes on a necro-posting spree and bam...all the emojis everywhere forever! (apologies if you don’t drink Amina, maybe a very strong kombucha would get the better of you...) I wish for a big clump of the new Linden houses to drop tomorrow morning! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lindal Kidd Posted December 13, 2019 Share Posted December 13, 2019 Granted! But they all land on you. I wish my dogs were as small as Toto. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TasPanda13 Posted December 13, 2019 Share Posted December 13, 2019 Granted! However they become so loud you can still hear them barking through ear plugs... I wish for a lot of clothing 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Odaks Posted December 13, 2019 Share Posted December 13, 2019 (edited) Granted! Your bedrooms are now so chock-a-block with clothes that you have to sleep on the settee and suffer chronic back pain as a result. I wish for a quiet and peaceful Christmas... (Try not to spoil this one too badly - please!) Edited December 13, 2019 by Odaks 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garnet Psaltery Posted December 13, 2019 Share Posted December 13, 2019 8 minutes ago, Odaks said: I wish for a quiet and peaceful Christmas... (Try not to spoil this one too badly - please!) Granted but you eat so much that you sleep through the New Year. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alyona Su Posted December 13, 2019 Share Posted December 13, 2019 1 hour ago, Garnet Psaltery said: Granted but you eat so much that you sleep through the New Year. [End of comment] Granted, no more wishes for you! I wish weekends would last longer than they do now. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Syo Emerald Posted December 13, 2019 Share Posted December 13, 2019 1 minute ago, Alyona Su said: Granted, no more wishes for you! I wish weekends would last longer than they do now. Granted! They are now 4 days. But between weekends, you have also double the work days. My favorite cat mug just broke by accident. I wish this gets undone. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garnet Psaltery Posted December 13, 2019 Share Posted December 13, 2019 1 hour ago, Garnet Psaltery said: Granted but you eat so much that you sleep through the New Year. Crap, I forgot again, didn't I? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenix Eldritch Posted December 13, 2019 Share Posted December 13, 2019 (edited) 29 minutes ago, Garnet Psaltery said: Crap, I forgot again, didn't I? Granted,NullPointerExceltion I wish I could type without making typos. Edit: i swear to god that wasn't on purpose. Edited December 13, 2019 by Fenix Eldritch 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seicher Rae Posted December 13, 2019 Share Posted December 13, 2019 1 minute ago, Fenix Eldritch said: Granted,NullPointerExceltion I wish I could type without making typos. Granted. But now all that you are able to type is one character: A I wish all of this bureaucratic red tape paperwork would just do itself. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fauve Aeon Posted December 13, 2019 Share Posted December 13, 2019 Granted but several numbers or letters were transposed, kicking the whole thing back and deadlines missed, resubmission is required, complete with renewed wait times. I wish I had a donut. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eva Knoller Posted December 13, 2019 Share Posted December 13, 2019 Granted, but it is from three weeks ago and is growing something green. I wish that I pick The Best gift during my work white elephant gift exchange today. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garnet Psaltery Posted December 13, 2019 Share Posted December 13, 2019 Granted but the best gift is a white elephant. I wish I hadn't eaten so many pieces of Christmas fudge. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alyona Su Posted December 13, 2019 Share Posted December 13, 2019 1 minute ago, Garnet Psaltery said: Granted but the best gift is a white elephant. I wish I hadn't eaten so many pieces of Christmas fudge. Granted, the fudge transforms into horseradish. I wish I had more access to Christmas fudge. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eva Knoller Posted December 13, 2019 Share Posted December 13, 2019 1 minute ago, Alyona Su said: Granted, the fudge transforms into horseradish. I wish I had more access to Christmas fudge. Granted, when you open your car door to get in later today you see that it is filled floor to ceiling with fudge. Enjoy! I wish someone would take this white elephant. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fauve Aeon Posted December 13, 2019 Share Posted December 13, 2019 Granted but in exchange, you receive a crabby and incontinent miniature Chihuahua. I wish I had a shorter ‘to do’ list. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenix Eldritch Posted December 13, 2019 Share Posted December 13, 2019 1 minute ago, Fauve Aeon said: I wish I had a shorter ‘to do’ list. Granted, your to-do list has been shortened to one item: "Everything". I wish my vacation would start now. 1 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alyona Su Posted December 13, 2019 Share Posted December 13, 2019 (edited) Ugh, forums glitch [Which is really user heads-space and timing, but we blame the forums anyway] Edited December 13, 2019 by Alyona Su Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alyona Su Posted December 13, 2019 Share Posted December 13, 2019 1 minute ago, Fenix Eldritch said: I wish my vacation would start now. Granted. But the end of your vacation happens just as early as the start. I wish I could think up more wishes more easily. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lindal Kidd Posted December 13, 2019 Share Posted December 13, 2019 Granted! But your typing speed goes down to 1 word per minute to compensate. You're still late in submitting entries! I wish it was the day after Thanksgiving again and Christmas was still safely a month away. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenix Eldritch Posted December 13, 2019 Share Posted December 13, 2019 Just now, Lindal Kidd said: I wish it was the day after Thanksgiving again and Christmas was still safely a month away. Granted, but now you are stuck in a Groundhog's Day time loop (and it's forever Black Friday - ouch!) I wish the cold didn't affect me. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eva Knoller Posted December 13, 2019 Share Posted December 13, 2019 Just now, Fenix Eldritch said: Granted, but now you are stuck in a Groundhog's Day time loop (and it's forever Black Friday - ouch!) I wish the cold didn't affect me. Granted, but you don’t realize you are getting frost bite and your nose falls off. I wish it was 5pm. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles Blackwood Posted December 13, 2019 Share Posted December 13, 2019 Granted. It is 5pm but not where you are, somewhere else. You life continues as normal. I wish the rivers around here would freeze solid so I can skate into work. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lindal Kidd Posted December 13, 2019 Share Posted December 13, 2019 Granted...but you can't find your skates. I wish I could think of something that I really want for Christmas. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fauve Aeon Posted December 13, 2019 Share Posted December 13, 2019 Granted, and it’s an amazing thing, just what you wanted after all...but you discovered it too late and now they are all sold out forever. I wish my books would get here today. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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