Charles Blackwood Posted December 2, 2019 Share Posted December 2, 2019 1 minute ago, Raspberry Crystal said: Granted, but you develop an unusual obsession with wearing sequin sprinkled skating leotards to which you are allergic. I wish @Marut72 wasn't allergic to sequins. Granted. I am going to delete all of my inventory and stockpile every sequin sprinkled skating leotard I can find. I will also buy a pair of rainbow twirl figure skates! i wish I knew a store in a Canada that sold good sequin Leotards. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amina Sopwith Posted December 2, 2019 Share Posted December 2, 2019 2 minutes ago, Marut72 said: i wish I knew a store in a Canada that sold good sequin Leotards. Granted, but none of them are in your size or your colour. I wish I'd eaten breakfast. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raspberry Crystal Posted December 2, 2019 Share Posted December 2, 2019 3 minutes ago, Amina Sopwith said: Granted, but none of them are in your size or your colour. I wish I'd eaten breakfast. You have, but it belonged to an angry bear. I wish I didn't miss the community christmas lunch today due to a bad cold. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amina Sopwith Posted December 2, 2019 Share Posted December 2, 2019 Just now, Raspberry Crystal said: I wish I didn't miss the community christmas lunch today due to a bad cold. You don't, they all come to your house instead and the noise and crowd make you feel much worse, plus the food sucks and you can't taste it anyway. (Get well soon.) I wish I had a jumper that was warm but also flattering. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles Blackwood Posted December 2, 2019 Share Posted December 2, 2019 1 minute ago, Amina Sopwith said: You don't, they all come to your house instead and the noise and crowd make you feel much worse, plus the food sucks and you can't taste it anyway. (Get well soon.) I wish I had a jumper that was warm but also flattering. Granted but your jumper is so Uber sexy that no matter where you go everyone follows, including the bathroom which is creepy but hey, you have someone to talk to and hand you a piece of toilet paper. I wish I had an invite to a community Christmas lunch. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raspberry Crystal Posted December 2, 2019 Share Posted December 2, 2019 Just now, Marut72 said: Granted but your jumper is so Uber sexy that no matter where you go everyone follows, including the bathroom which is creepy but hey, you have someone to talk to and hand you a piece of toilet paper. I wish I had an invite to a community Christmas lunch. You do, but you have to sit next to the local parish councillor. I wish the dishwasher stacked itself 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles Blackwood Posted December 2, 2019 Share Posted December 2, 2019 (edited) 9 minutes ago, Raspberry Crystal said: You do, but you have to sit next to the local parish councillor. I wish the dishwasher stacked itself Not the parish councillor. He talks too much!! Granted. But only @Amina Sopwith can make it happen and so you are forever indebted to her and have to grant her very wish. Dang I wish I would remember to make wishes Edited December 2, 2019 by Marut72 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alyona Su Posted December 2, 2019 Share Posted December 2, 2019 (edited) WHOA - Forums being a butt again. It's NOT MY FAULT. Edited December 2, 2019 by Alyona Su Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alyona Su Posted December 2, 2019 Share Posted December 2, 2019 36 minutes ago, Marut72 said: Dang I wish I would remember to make wishes Granted, but you forget everything else in your life. I wish going to the bathroom didn't require going to the bathroom. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drake1 Nightfire Posted December 2, 2019 Share Posted December 2, 2019 28 minutes ago, Alyona Su said: Granted, but you forget everything else in your life. I wish going to the bathroom didn't require going to the bathroom. Granted, but your house and everywhere you go smells like raw sewage. For obvious reasons.... i wish i was a cyborg. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles Blackwood Posted December 2, 2019 Share Posted December 2, 2019 12 minutes ago, Drake1 Nightfire said: Granted, but your house and everywhere you go smells like raw sewage. For obvious reasons.... i wish i was a cyborg. Granted but you move to the Caribbean and get rusty really really fast. I wish I live in the Caribbean, even part time. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lindal Kidd Posted December 2, 2019 Share Posted December 2, 2019 Granted, but he's now allergic to plaids. I wish @Marut72 would wear itchy kilts. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles Blackwood Posted December 2, 2019 Share Posted December 2, 2019 1 hour ago, Lindal Kidd said: Granted, but he's now allergic to plaids. I wish @Marut72 would wear itchy kilts. Granted. But I run for office and pass a law that everyone has to wear a hair shirt (extra thick for @Lindal Kidd) I wish Lindal Kidd wasn’t mean to me 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madelaine McMasters Posted December 2, 2019 Share Posted December 2, 2019 (edited) 49 minutes ago, Marut72 said: Granted. But I run for office and pass a law that everyone has to wear a hair shirt (extra thick for @Lindal Kidd) I wish Lindal Kidd wasn’t mean to me Granted, but now I'm mean to you. I wish Marut would straighten out the bowtie in his profile pic. It's driving me nuts.* *Don't actually do it, I prefer to have you purposely try to drive me nuts, so I can continue to be mean to you. Edited December 2, 2019 by Madelaine McMasters 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alyona Su Posted December 2, 2019 Share Posted December 2, 2019 37 minutes ago, Madelaine McMasters said: Granted, but now I'm mean to you. I wish Marut would straighten out the bowtie in his profile pic. It's driving me nuts.* *Don't actually do it, I prefer to have you purposely try to drive me nuts, so I can continue to be mean to you. Granted, but now everyone and everything is perfectly symmetrical and... boring (Does this mean I have to un-warp my avatar face, too?) I wish it were Summer all year long. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amina Sopwith Posted December 2, 2019 Share Posted December 2, 2019 16 minutes ago, Alyona Su said: I wish it were Summer all year long. Granted, you never get any Christmas presents. I wish my car de-iced itself. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alyona Su Posted December 2, 2019 Share Posted December 2, 2019 14 minutes ago, Amina Sopwith said: Granted, you never get any Christmas presents. I wish my car de-iced itself. Granted, but all that ice is transferred off your car and onto the tires directly. I wish I could always eat prepared food without having to prepare it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madelaine McMasters Posted December 2, 2019 Share Posted December 2, 2019 (edited) 1 hour ago, Alyona Su said: I wish I could always eat prepared food without having to prepare it. Granted, but the food you are always eating was prepared for hamsters, and they're angry. I wish dust bunnies would eat the carrot peelings that escape to my kitchen floor while I'm preparing my own dinner*. *Unlike someone lazy we know. Edited December 2, 2019 by Madelaine McMasters 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lindal Kidd Posted December 2, 2019 Share Posted December 2, 2019 Granted! But the well-nourished dust bunnies multiply. They eat you out of house and home, despite your most valiant efforts at sweeping, dusting, and vacuuming. I wish I could un-know how horrible aspartame is, so I could drink my Diet Pepsi without guilt and fear 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amina Sopwith Posted December 2, 2019 Share Posted December 2, 2019 16 minutes ago, Lindal Kidd said: I wish I could un-know how horrible aspartame is, so I could drink my Diet Pepsi without guilt and fear Granted, and without the knowledge, your teeth thin and fall out. I wish the horn of Gondor hadn't just woken up the cat. He was so cute all splayed out and snoring. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles Blackwood Posted December 2, 2019 Share Posted December 2, 2019 3 hours ago, Madelaine McMasters said: Granted, but now I'm mean to you. I wish Marut would straighten out the bowtie in his profile pic. It's driving me nuts.* *Don't actually do it, I prefer to have you purposely try to drive me nuts, so I can continue to be mean to you. What did I did to hurt you Dear Madelaine? Why do you dislike my bowtie so much? Just for you I'm going to make bowtie pasta and crooked too! 6 minutes ago, Amina Sopwith said: Granted, and without the knowledge, your teeth thin and fall out. I wish the horn of Gondor hadn't just woken up the cat. He was so cute all splayed out and snoring. Granted. The Horn of Gondor doesn't wake up your cat he sleeps through the rest of your life and you sit there watching the whole time. I wish the I knew what the Horn of Gondor was. (I really hope its a cracker of sorts because I have lots of cheese). 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amina Sopwith Posted December 2, 2019 Share Posted December 2, 2019 1 minute ago, Marut72 said: I wish the I knew what the Horn of Gondor was. (I really hope its a cracker of sorts because I have lots of cheese). Granted, and now you have to be subjected to Orlando Bloom's acting. I wish I could forget all of the Lord of the Rings books and films so I could have the pleasure of discovering them all over again. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lindal Kidd Posted December 2, 2019 Share Posted December 2, 2019 Granted, but you also forget how to read. I wish they hadn't stretched The Hobbit out so long in the film version. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles Blackwood Posted December 2, 2019 Share Posted December 2, 2019 2 minutes ago, Lindal Kidd said: Granted, but you also forget how to read. I wish they hadn't stretched The Hobbit out so long in the film version. Granted. But Peter Jackson had free time so he found another classic to ruin (enter title here) I wish I could turn invisible. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madelaine McMasters Posted December 2, 2019 Share Posted December 2, 2019 6 minutes ago, Marut72 said: Granted. But Peter Jackson had free time so he found another classic to ruin (enter title here) I wish I could turn invisible. Granted, but that's a lazy way to keep me from seeing your crooked bowtie and I set your entire house on fire while trying to find you. I wish people valued competence more. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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