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1 hour ago, Marut72 said:

Granted. We don’t get the worm, we get eaten by a Hawk. 

I wish it was Saturday morning all the time. 

Uncorrupting this one.. 

Granted and the cartoons are all from the 70's, 80's and 90's and just as awesome as ever! And they brought back Creature Double Feature. 

I wish we didnt get so much snow in winter.

 

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1 hour ago, Love Zhaoying said:

I wish there was a way to make a wish that couldn't be corrupted. 

Granted. But you don't get any more wishes. Ever.

1 hour ago, Madelaine McMasters said:

Granted. Be careful what you wish for, you will get it.

I wish popcorn hulls were big enough to be used as boats.

Granted. But is also means all corn is the size of a city-bus and it requires the city block to host the furnace required to pop it so you can have such a hull, making the sky black as night in perpetuity, so you are always sailing in darkness. Bahahaha!

I wish we didn't have to replenish our pantries so often.

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1 hour ago, Lindal Kidd said:

Granted!  You only need one ear of Giant Popcorn per year.  But that's all you can get.

I wish I had butter for my Giant Popcorn.

Granted, but the giant cow required to produce the milk for the giant butter, degraded the atmosphere with its methane emissions.

I got some more tequila, I wish that I could drink without repercussion.

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19 hours ago, Love Zhaoying said:

Granted, but the giant cow required to produce the milk for the giant butter, degraded the atmosphere with its methane emissions.

I got some more tequila, I wish that I could drink without repercussion.

Granted! All Tequila you now drink is turned into rusty water.

I wish I could unknow some of the things I know.

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22 minutes ago, Alyona Su said:

Granted! All Tequila you now drink is turned into rusty water.

I wish I could unknow some of the things I know.

Granted. But you’ll have to learn all over again and over again until the unknown is known again. 

I wish cars ran on candy. 

 

Dang. 

 

Granted. But meditation takes over your life and you rarely get off your mat. You are in the zone 24 hours a day. (And are properly medicated for it)

I wish cars ran on candy. 

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16 minutes ago, Marut72 said:

I wish cars ran on candy. 

Granted. Now all children hates you because there is no Halloween celebration and the Thanksgiving "barrier" that has been ignored before is now entirely gone and outlandish Christmas Marketing begins in May every year.

I wish coffee weren't so expensive.

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1 minute ago, Alyona Su said:

Granted. Now all children hates you because there is no Halloween celebration and the Thanksgiving "barrier" that has been ignored before and now entirely ignore and Christmas Marketing begins in May every year.

I wish coffee weren't;t so expensive.

Granted. Coffee has become free. Water is now scarce.

I wish my coffee came with cheesecake. 

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18 minutes ago, Marut72 said:

I wish I could say things I want to say things without consequence. 

Granted,  all you ever want to say is, "I love your hair!" and "Unicorn rainbows!"

I wish the local Tory candidate hadn't just dropped his leaflet through my door.

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41 minutes ago, Amina Sopwith said:

Granted,  all you ever want to say is, "I love your hair!" and "Unicorn rainbows!"

I wish the local Tory candidate hadn't just dropped his leaflet through my door.

Granted, but you're disenfranchised.

I wish no new cases of HIV / AIDS one day (today is World AIDS Day).

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11 hours ago, Lindal Kidd said:

Granted, but the waste heat makes everyone catch on fire (that should make @Madelaine McMasters happy!)

I wish I had enough money to buy everyone I love what they most want for Christmas.

Granted. But you become a pauper the rest of your life.

I wish the status of 1% versus 99% of power and wealth where flipped.

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