Love Zhaoying Posted November 30, 2019 Share Posted November 30, 2019 48 minutes ago, Marut72 said: Granted. We don’t get the worm, we get eaten by a Hawk. I wish it was Saturday morning all the time. Granted, but the cartoons are horrible. I wish that I had some tequila. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drake1 Nightfire Posted November 30, 2019 Share Posted November 30, 2019 1 hour ago, Marut72 said: Granted. We don’t get the worm, we get eaten by a Hawk. I wish it was Saturday morning all the time. Uncorrupting this one.. Granted and the cartoons are all from the 70's, 80's and 90's and just as awesome as ever! And they brought back Creature Double Feature. I wish we didnt get so much snow in winter. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drake1 Nightfire Posted November 30, 2019 Share Posted November 30, 2019 38 minutes ago, Love Zhaoying said: Granted, but the cartoons are horrible. I wish that I had some tequila. Granted, but its non-alcoholic... I still wish we didnt get as much snow in the winter... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Love Zhaoying Posted November 30, 2019 Share Posted November 30, 2019 2 minutes ago, Drake1 Nightfire said: Granted, but its non-alcoholic... I still wish we didnt get as much snow in the winter... Granted, you now have Florida weather (this is yesterday) and are sick of it. I wish there was a way to make a wish that couldn't be corrupted. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madelaine McMasters Posted November 30, 2019 Share Posted November 30, 2019 3 minutes ago, Love Zhaoying said: I wish there was a way to make a wish that couldn't be corrupted. Granted. Be careful what you wish for, you will get it. I wish popcorn hulls were big enough to be used as boats. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alyona Su Posted November 30, 2019 Share Posted November 30, 2019 1 hour ago, Love Zhaoying said: I wish there was a way to make a wish that couldn't be corrupted. Granted. But you don't get any more wishes. Ever. 1 hour ago, Madelaine McMasters said: Granted. Be careful what you wish for, you will get it. I wish popcorn hulls were big enough to be used as boats. Granted. But is also means all corn is the size of a city-bus and it requires the city block to host the furnace required to pop it so you can have such a hull, making the sky black as night in perpetuity, so you are always sailing in darkness. Bahahaha! I wish we didn't have to replenish our pantries so often. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lindal Kidd Posted November 30, 2019 Share Posted November 30, 2019 Granted! You only need one ear of Giant Popcorn per year. But that's all you can get. I wish I had butter for my Giant Popcorn. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Love Zhaoying Posted November 30, 2019 Share Posted November 30, 2019 1 hour ago, Lindal Kidd said: Granted! You only need one ear of Giant Popcorn per year. But that's all you can get. I wish I had butter for my Giant Popcorn. Granted, but the giant cow required to produce the milk for the giant butter, degraded the atmosphere with its methane emissions. I got some more tequila, I wish that I could drink without repercussion. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alyona Su Posted December 1, 2019 Share Posted December 1, 2019 19 hours ago, Love Zhaoying said: Granted, but the giant cow required to produce the milk for the giant butter, degraded the atmosphere with its methane emissions. I got some more tequila, I wish that I could drink without repercussion. Granted! All Tequila you now drink is turned into rusty water. I wish I could unknow some of the things I know. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Love Zhaoying Posted December 1, 2019 Share Posted December 1, 2019 18 minutes ago, Alyona Su said: Granted! All Tequila you now drink is turned into rusty water. I wish I could unknow some of the things I know. Granted, but now you know nothing. I wish that I meditated more often. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles Blackwood Posted December 1, 2019 Share Posted December 1, 2019 (edited) 22 minutes ago, Alyona Su said: Granted! All Tequila you now drink is turned into rusty water. I wish I could unknow some of the things I know. Granted. But you’ll have to learn all over again and over again until the unknown is known again. I wish cars ran on candy. Dang. Granted. But meditation takes over your life and you rarely get off your mat. You are in the zone 24 hours a day. (And are properly medicated for it) I wish cars ran on candy. Edited December 1, 2019 by Marut72 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alyona Su Posted December 1, 2019 Share Posted December 1, 2019 (edited) 16 minutes ago, Marut72 said: I wish cars ran on candy. Granted. Now all children hates you because there is no Halloween celebration and the Thanksgiving "barrier" that has been ignored before is now entirely gone and outlandish Christmas Marketing begins in May every year. I wish coffee weren't so expensive. Edited December 1, 2019 by Alyona Su 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles Blackwood Posted December 1, 2019 Share Posted December 1, 2019 1 minute ago, Alyona Su said: Granted. Now all children hates you because there is no Halloween celebration and the Thanksgiving "barrier" that has been ignored before and now entirely ignore and Christmas Marketing begins in May every year. I wish coffee weren't;t so expensive. Granted. Coffee has become free. Water is now scarce. I wish my coffee came with cheesecake. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Love Zhaoying Posted December 1, 2019 Share Posted December 1, 2019 22 minutes ago, Marut72 said: Coffee has become free. Water is now scarce. We can still eat chocolate-covered espresso beans! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Love Zhaoying Posted December 1, 2019 Share Posted December 1, 2019 30 minutes ago, Marut72 said: Granted. Coffee has become free. Water is now scarce. I wish my coffee came with cheesecake. Since water is scarce, you can only have coffee-flavored cheesecake, no liquid coffee. I wish that I could lose weight more easily. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raspberry Crystal Posted December 1, 2019 Share Posted December 1, 2019 1 hour ago, Love Zhaoying said: I wish that I could lose weight more easily You can, but only by shrinking in all dimensions so becoming tiny I wish this UK election was already done. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drake1 Nightfire Posted December 1, 2019 Share Posted December 1, 2019 6 minutes ago, Raspberry Crystal said: You can, but only by shrinking in all dimensions so becoming tiny I wish this UK election was already done. Granted, but you now have Donald Trump as PM... I wish we all had uncorrupted wishes... 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles Blackwood Posted December 1, 2019 Share Posted December 1, 2019 14 minutes ago, Drake1 Nightfire said: Granted, but you now have Donald Trump as PM... I wish we all had uncorrupted wishes... Granted but now you can’t ever, ever change your mind and what you wish for you’re stuck with. I wish I could say things I want to say things without consequence. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amina Sopwith Posted December 1, 2019 Share Posted December 1, 2019 18 minutes ago, Marut72 said: I wish I could say things I want to say things without consequence. Granted, all you ever want to say is, "I love your hair!" and "Unicorn rainbows!" I wish the local Tory candidate hadn't just dropped his leaflet through my door. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Love Zhaoying Posted December 1, 2019 Share Posted December 1, 2019 41 minutes ago, Amina Sopwith said: Granted, all you ever want to say is, "I love your hair!" and "Unicorn rainbows!" I wish the local Tory candidate hadn't just dropped his leaflet through my door. Granted, but you're disenfranchised. I wish no new cases of HIV / AIDS one day (today is World AIDS Day). 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles Blackwood Posted December 1, 2019 Share Posted December 1, 2019 Granted. Just Granted dang it! I wish we focused our human energy on helping each other more. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lindal Kidd Posted December 2, 2019 Share Posted December 2, 2019 Granted, but the waste heat makes everyone catch on fire (that should make @Madelaine McMasters happy!) I wish I had enough money to buy everyone I love what they most want for Christmas. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alyona Su Posted December 2, 2019 Share Posted December 2, 2019 11 hours ago, Lindal Kidd said: Granted, but the waste heat makes everyone catch on fire (that should make @Madelaine McMasters happy!) I wish I had enough money to buy everyone I love what they most want for Christmas. Granted. But you become a pauper the rest of your life. I wish the status of 1% versus 99% of power and wealth where flipped. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles Blackwood Posted December 2, 2019 Share Posted December 2, 2019 12 minutes ago, Alyona Su said: Granted. But you become a pauper the rest of your life. I wish the status of 1% versus 99% of power and wealth where flipped. Granted. But nobody works anymore and the world soon depends into chaos. I wish I enjoyed winter a lot more. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raspberry Crystal Posted December 2, 2019 Share Posted December 2, 2019 1 minute ago, Marut72 said: Granted. But nobody works anymore and the world soon depends into chaos. I wish I enjoyed winter a lot more. Granted, but you develop an unusual obsession with wearing sequin sprinkled skating leotards to which you are allergic. I wish @Marut72 wasn't allergic to sequins. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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