Post bad pick-up lines

[kiramanell]

The lamest ones I experienced (in various incarnations, in SL as well as RL) go like "Hi, it may look like I'm trying to pick you up, but I really just want to get to know you, as a person." 😏

[kiramanell]

8 hours ago, Arduenn Schwartzman said:

"Did you just fart? Because you blow me away!"

Guaranteed success.

 

Men may find that cute, but it may not work so well on women, trust me.  Cuz, yeah, you just accused me of farting.

[BelindaN]

Oh my list is endlessssssssss

[FairreLilette]

"What's your sign?  If it's a compatible one, I just may ask you out."

It's a question that has no meaning to me nor do I think it represents anything about me.  

Sorry, no offense to anyone who may like/love astrology and I mean that because this means something to people.  I just don't follow it much.  

[Seicher Rae]

Not really funny, but it is the one I most often get,

Person, often who is clear across the sim, "You have a beautiful avatar. Do you want to chat?"

Me, "Thank you, and everyone in SL has a beautiful avatar unless they are trying not to."

Person, "HaHa. I guess you're right."

Me, silence.

Person, silence.

ETA: This would be a rare case where the other person's spelling is using all alphabet and if there is any punctuation.

Edited April 26, 2020 by Seicher Rae

[BelindaN]

4 minutes ago, Seicher Rae said:

Me, "Thank you, and everyone in SL has a beautiful avatar unless they are trying not to."

/me leans back in chair........

^^^^not my experience of most guy avis....

 

[Rhonda Huntress]

"I'm not Snoopy and you are not the Red Baron; you don't have to shoot me down so fast."

 

[FairreLilette]

Maybe...really, really worst to me is:  "Are you a Virgin?"

I don't think someone should ask this question because this is fantasyland.  And, yes, it's been asked of me in SL immediately as a first question.  

[Dano Seale]

9 hours ago, Zzevir said:

10 hours ago, TDD123 said:

@Zzevir : Not a pickup-line. More like a post-mortem quote ..

 

How should I know never tried.   

Try!....It's probably the only time a line like that has a chance of working!  😆

"Hi, that's a beautiful dress you're wearing....however, it'd look a lot nicer on the floor of my bedroom!"

[Ted McGregor]

3 minutes ago, Dano Seale said:

Try!....It's probably the only time a line like that has a chance of working!  😆

For those with a certain attraction to either desperation or deathwishes, yeah ..

 

[Selene Gregoire]

23 minutes ago, Rhonda Huntress said:

"I'm not Snoopy and you are not the Red Baron; you don't have to shoot me down so fast."

 

"Snoopy fired once and he fired twice and the bloody Red Baron, went roaring outta sight.

10, 20, 30, 40, 50 or more

the bloody Red Baron was rolling up a score

80 men died trying to end the spree

of the bloody Red Baron of Germany.

 

 

[Lindal Kidd]

12 hours ago, Maitimo said:

• "Hi, how R U?"
• "A/S/L?"

Oh wait, you mean actual funny ones, not actual worst ones. 

• "Are you a doctor? Cos you are sure making me feel better." ("No, I'm a magician. Watch me disappear".)
• "I love your outfit. It would look great on my bedroom floor." (It would look even better jammed down your throat.")
• "Are you Jamaican? Cos Jamaican me crazy." (No, I'm Finnish. Finnish with this conversation.")
• "Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?" ("Go ahead, I need to practise hitting a moving target.")
• "Is it hot in here, or is it just you?" ("Actually it's just you. You crashed and burned.")
• "You look exactly like my next boyfriend/girlfriend." ("What a coincidence, you look just like the creep I turned down two seconds from now.")

 

 

Maitimo for the win!

[Zzevir]

"Do you want to eat fondue with me or this is too cheesy?" 

 

I have another one but that's might make me look like I trying to chat up a member of this forum. And nothing is farther from me. She is very pretty but no. 

[Maryanne Solo]

Were due for a good scandal Zzevir?

[Zzevir]

1 hour ago, Maryanne Solo said:

Were due for a good scandal Zzevir?

Not from my part 

[Amina Sopwith]

11 hours ago, Zzevir said:

I have another one but that's might make me look like I trying to chat up a member of this forum. And nothing is farther from me. She is very pretty but no. 

It's me, isn't it? I knew this profile pic change would get everyone all hot and bothered.

[Ted McGregor]

2 minutes ago, Amina Sopwith said:

It's me, isn't it?

Yup. It' s because you' re a one brainer now, but when I squint my eyes it looks like 2 boobs in a jar.

Might be a seller.

Edited April 27, 2020 by TDD123

[Amina Sopwith]

29 minutes ago, TDD123 said:

 when I squint my eyes it looks like 2 boobs in a jar.

What? What have you been getting it on with? Pickled Shar Peis???

[Ted McGregor]

@Amina Sopwith If I had I' d probably be still wondering I'm looking at it' s butt instead ..

Edited April 27, 2020 by TDD123

[Amina Sopwith]

That's a new bad pick up line, maybe. "Hey sweet cheeks, your boobs look like a brain in a jar..." 

It would probably work in Gor, though, what with brains in any kind of vessel being in such short supply.

[Ted McGregor]

4 minutes ago, Amina Sopwith said:

It would probably work in Gor, though, what with brains in any kind of vessel being in such short supply.

.. Goreans might put this jar of yours on display there as spoils of war.

[Sardonyx Mysterious]

“Nice pants baby, what’s the drop rate?”

[Amina Sopwith]

10 minutes ago, TDD123 said:

.. Goreans might put this jar of yours on display there as spoils of war.

It's a case of scarcity value, except that in this instance, there's nothing artificially low about it.

[Zzevir]

1 hour ago, Amina Sopwith said:

It's me, isn't it? I knew this profile pic change would get everyone all hot and bothered.

the truffle  ? 

[Amina Sopwith]

53 minutes ago, Zzevir said:

the truffle  ? 

Close enough.