SarahKB7 Koskinen Posted March 25 Share Posted March 25 (edited) . Edited March 26 by SarahKB7 Koskinen 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sid Nagy Posted March 25 Share Posted March 25 (edited) Release a press bulletin on Easter Monday that announces that all Lindens quit their job per direct. Watch the forums burn over it.... and at the end of the day announce what special day Easter Monday really is. I love realistic\plausable April fools pranks. Edited March 25 by Sid Nagy 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sid Nagy Posted March 25 Share Posted March 25 3 hours ago, Rat Luv said: Charge 50L a day for banlines When you become the CEO, make that 500 L$ please. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SarahKB7 Koskinen Posted March 25 Share Posted March 25 (edited) Bring back Telehubs, teleport fees and taxis! Abolish tier payments and reintroduce weekly prim tax! Reduce the SL grid down to just it's sixteen original regions, all named after San Francisco streets! Force all Moles to wear actual Mole avatars! Edited March 25 by SarahKB7 Koskinen 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlemagne Allen Posted March 25 Author Share Posted March 25 Just now, SarahKB7 Koskinen said: Bring back Telehubs, teleport fees and taxis! And bring back grenade terraforming and weather systems. Also, there is no other way to terraform. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arielle Popstar Posted March 25 Share Posted March 25 Male genitals will no longer work as of midnight tonight due to a unfixable scripting bug. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Love Zhaoying Posted March 25 Share Posted March 25 Lifetime Premium Memberships.. Lifetime one-time payments for Land.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimmi Zehetbauer Posted March 25 Share Posted March 25 Add "Banlines" to the new list of last names! 3 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimmi Zehetbauer Posted March 25 Share Posted March 25 48 minutes ago, Sid Nagy said: Use proper duct tape for repairs to hold the place together. The Linden person who told me about SL says they already do that! 🤣 Oops, I just let out a Lab trade secret! 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpiritSparrow Skydancer Posted March 25 Share Posted March 25 4 hours ago, Rat Luv said: Set up a court for all resident disputes 👨⚖️👩⚖️ and stream it 👍 I'd find this VERY interesting!! 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Love Zhaoying Posted March 25 Share Posted March 25 Add an option to "Fix" (literally) male avatars, so they know "they are NOT the daddy"! 1 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddy Vortex Posted March 25 Share Posted March 25 Fire extinguishers. Because life is a flaming parachute. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rat Luv Posted March 25 Share Posted March 25 2 hours ago, SpiritSparrow Skydancer said: I'd find this VERY interesting!! Me too 🤩 Case no. 45b: Sid Nagy vs SL Motown. Judge Rat Luv presiding... Order in court 🔨🔨🔨 Sid has called his first witness - RL Diana Ross 😮 2 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sid Nagy Posted March 25 Share Posted March 25 8 minutes ago, Rat Luv said: Me too 🤩 Case no. 45b: Sid Nagy vs SL Motown. Judge Rat Luv presiding... Order in court 🔨🔨🔨 Sid has called his first witness - RL Diana Ross 😮 That case has been settled months ago. I would call for Gloria Gaynor as a witness in court. She had some beef with M too. Her hit "I Will Survive" was about that controversy. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rat Luv Posted March 25 Share Posted March 25 4 minutes ago, Sid Nagy said: That case has been settled months ago. I would call for Gloria Gaynor as a witness in court. She had some beef with M too. Her hit "I Will Survive" was about that controversy. 🔥🔥🔥 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arduenn Schwartzman Posted March 25 Share Posted March 25 SL needs more talking internal organs, not just wombs with fetuses, but spleens, kidneys, livers, gall bladders, etc. They'll make Local Chat so much more lively. 5 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porky Gorky Posted March 25 Share Posted March 25 Freaky Fridays. Everybody randomly switches avatars for 24 hours every friday. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Love Zhaoying Posted March 25 Share Posted March 25 2 minutes ago, Porky Gorky said: Freaky Fridays. Everybody randomly switches avatars for 24 hours every friday. Clothing Optional Saturdays! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Love Zhaoying Posted March 25 Share Posted March 25 1 hour ago, Arduenn Schwartzman said: SL needs more talking internal organs, not just wombs with fetuses, but spleens, kidneys, livers, gall bladders, etc. They'll make Local Chat so much more lively. Does loudly passing gas count? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Persephone Emerald Posted March 26 Share Posted March 26 4 hours ago, Arduenn Schwartzman said: SL needs more talking internal organs, not just wombs with fetuses, but spleens, kidneys, livers, gall bladders, etc. They'll make Local Chat so much more lively. I can imagine the bladder saying it really needs to pee. "Where is the restroom in this store?" 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Persephone Emerald Posted March 26 Share Posted March 26 (edited) 15 hours ago, Love Zhaoying said: Does loudly passing gas count? I was wondering today if SNL has ever done a skit with someone passing gas in a public sauna. p.s. I wouldn't be surprised if Rosanne Rosanna-Danna had mentioned that in one of her stories. p.p.s I found the sauna story, but it's not about someone passing gas. Edited March 26 by Persephone Emerald To add p.s. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fluffy Sharkfin Posted March 26 Share Posted March 26 11 hours ago, Fluffy Sharkfin said: Free animesh ponies for everyone! 8 hours ago, SarahKB7 Koskinen said: Bring back Telehubs, teleport fees and taxis! In light of recent developments in this discussion I'd like to revise my previous answer and suggest that, in lieu of free animesh ponies, LL distribute wearable saddles to all new residents which can be "hired" via a tip jar so that they can earn money by giving people rides to and from the newly re-instated telehubs! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Love Zhaoying Posted March 26 Share Posted March 26 Fix SL to always run 100+ FPS. (Who cares that our vision cannot see that many frames?) Also: Fix SL to run on potato computers with terrible internet. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimmi Zehetbauer Posted March 26 Share Posted March 26 Add capability to run SL on a Game Boy. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arduenn Schwartzman Posted March 26 Share Posted March 26 1 hour ago, Kimmi Zehetbauer said: Add capability to run SL on a Game Boy. And on a pregnancy test. 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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